Blue lock

Rin

HEEYOO

Isagi

Smths wrong...

Chigiri

Somethings definitely wrong...

Bachira

WHO IS YOU AND WJAT DID YOU DO TO RINNIE?

Rin

IM TOTALLY RINRIN WDYM

Shidou

Give me back my phone your lukewarm roach.

Isagi

I think I've put it together

Chigiri

Like with puzzle pieces?

Rin

Not until I go through everything on your phone

Bro you have the smallest contact list

Shidou

Get the fuck of my phone, before I beat your ass.

Rin

I found some blackmail material 😈

Shidou

Istg.

Rin

Maybe I'll message someone in your contacts?

That sounds like a good idea

Shidou

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

Rin

Why shoyldnt I?

Isagi

What's going on?

Reo

I didn't expect rin to be that protective of his phone.

Chigiri

Yeah

Like what you so worried abt?

Shidou

I have a good reason.

Rin

GOOD REASON MY ASS

Shidou

I want my phone back now.

Rin

But I wanna talk to your gf

Shidou

Istg.

Bachira

I THOYGH YOU SAID SHE WAS JUST A GRIEND

Chigiri

Who would date Rin though???

Reo

His girlfriend apparently

Shidou

Since you've already ruined my life, give me back my phone.

Rin

Fine

Isagi

Can we meet her?

Bachira

YEW CAN WE?

Rin

No.

Shidou

She's pretty too

I think I sent myself a picture from rinnies phone

Rin

Delete it.

Shidou

No 😇

I even wrote her number on my arm

Just to piss rinnie off

Rin

If you message her I will pluck your fucking eyes out. I'm going to rip out all that greasy ass hair from your fucking dry as fuck scalp. No one will ever want you, you're just a mistake on this earth. I wish that I could throw you off a fucking cliff. I wish to rip off your tongue so you never fucking speak with your fucking annoying voice. Why don't you just kill yourself? Has it ever dawned soon you that everyone would be happier without your shitty existence.

Shidou

I'm not gonna read all that

But good job trying kiddo

Chigiri

Bro seriously called him kiddo

Reo

I want to watch them fight

Rin

Come fight me roach.

Shidou

Oh I will, I'll win like I do always.

Bachira

FIGBHING IS A NO NO

Shiku

RinRinnnnn

Yeah?

How was your day?

Why...?

Because I'm curious of what goes on in blue lock

Well I mean, I did fight my teammate today.

ARE YOU HURT? AT ALL?

Just a couple bruises.

Who tf hurt my rinrin? ٩(๑ 'н'๑)۶

That's the most least threatening text you could have sent.

Did you win at least?

Yep.

Okay good

You shouldn't fight though! There is a chance of you getting hurt if you get into fights.

There is a good reason as to why I fought him.

I doubt it

If you knew him you'd also want to rip his hair out his scalp.

I dont think that way abt people!!

What abt that girl you insulted before?

I dont want to rip hair out her scalp!!!

Are you sure?

Yes! Instead I wanna hit her with the three little piggies bricku house, since she's a fucking wolf in sheep's clothing.

That's not any better.

Well at least I'm not beating her up

You did though.

She hit me first

It's fair

Well he hit me before so it's fair.

Can I talk to him?

No.

Why not?

I don't want you talking to any of the guys here.

Why not my dear?

Because they're all useless.

And I thought you were different

Your probably cheating on me by having gay sex 😒

Wouldn't be surprised, I always thought you were gay since we were kids.

What are you on about?

🫵🧐🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I'm not gay.

Why can't I meet them?

Because I don't want you exposed to their stupidity.

:(

You're not as stupid as them so I don't want them to infect you.

'As stupid'? Are you calling me dumb

Yes.

Maybe I should find someone who appreciates me :(

Sorry.

Gooodyy.

I got to open the first thing of my Christmas calendar today

You still buy those?

I will never stop buying them

You get the tiniest piece of chocolate in them.

You're wrong, this one's different.

Are you sure your talking about Christmas calendars

Well you see, I realised how it was a scam when I could just buy normal chocolates, so I bought a jujutsu kaisen one.

It has little figures in them and I got Maki.

I guess it's not as bad.

I'm hoping to get geto since he's my fav Jujutsu Kaisen character

You always pick the mentally insane ones.

He's only a racist fuck to non-sorcerers, killed his own village and ended up breaking up with his bf in front of KFC and then continued to be killed by his bf and have his body taken over by yuujis mom

Yes, you really need a new taste in men...

You want me to break up with you?

I'm pretty sure your mentally ill.

You're*

Your such an asshole

It's still you're.

I'm going to leave you.

No you aren't.

It makes me sad that your right

It doesn't make me sad.

Self absorbed bastard

Good for you.

This is why I'm cheating on you...

With a girl from a yaoi (I've been reading one and I'm on chapter 86 or smth)

You need to stop reading so much bl.

My bf is literally gay

It's hard to avoid

I'm not gay.

I deeply disagree.

Note: The yaoi is: I have to be a great villain. I started reading it months ago but got sidetracked and stopped reading half way through. I started again, and the supposed 'heroine' for the second world has me on my knees bro.