Blue lock

Mrs. Itoshi
Yk where I am?
I'm outside the police station
BECAUSE SOMEONE called the cops on me

Sae
You chased me around with a crowbar

Mrs. Itoshi
?
I never did such thing

Mr. Itoshi
I hate to say this but I believe him
Because when we were on the phone your lucky crowbar wasn't on the wall like usual

Mrs. Itoshi
Ugh but I miss you and how else than make myself feel happy than kill your older bro

Shidou
WIAT KILL?
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
EXCEPT ILL KILL RINRIN

Mrs. Itoshi
No
We're rivals because I'll never let you kill the man I love more than my possessions, myself and even my own mother

Isagi
Jesus...

Mrs. Itoshi
:<
You called me weird

Isagi
YOU ARE
YOURE SCARY AS HELL

Mrs. Itoshi
Well I bet I could overthrow the devil because they need a hot ruler

Nagi
Isn't hell already hot? :x

Mrs. Itoshi
You seem like the type to not know anything about the bible
Who told you

Isagi
Everyone knows what hell is

Mrs. Itoshi
I didn't until later in life
Around when I was 11?
13?
I didn't even know hell existed
I mean all I was interested in was rinrin (still is)

Shidou
Okay
IM BACK
I was shocked again cyz this bald bitch was complaining

Mrs. Itoshi
Real 💔
The mental hospital shocked me aswell

Shidou
We so alike

Mrs. Itoshi
No bcs you like the ugly itoshi bro
I like the attractive and kind one

Shidou
Neither of those are true

Mrs. Itoshi
To me they are
OH FUCK A COPS TAKING MY PHONE
oops...

Shidou
Pookie what did you do...

Mrs. Itoshi
I um... elbowed him in the face 🧍

Mr. Itoshi
Am I gonna have to pay your bail?

Mrs. Itoshi
I'm charging some rich dudes card
Idk I hacked it when I got bored
he won't miss it since he has a black card

Reo
YOU
YOURE THE ONE WHOS BEEN USING MY CARD

Mrs. Itoshi
O
Um I can explain

Reo
If you hate Sae sm then why did you buy a sae plushie

Mrs. Itoshi
My mama recommended it
She said since I can't hurt him I can hurt the plushie
Currently he's bald, covered in clown makeup and in the freezer

Sae
.

Mrs. Itoshi
The freezer is a reference
For what will happen when he's dead 😊

Reo
Also why did you buy over ¥70,000 worth of genshin crystals
I thought it was nagi at first

Mrs. Itoshi
I ONLY DID HALF OF THAT
ASK THAT NAGI GUY

Nagi
I did take the other half of that so my gf could get arlecchino :x

Mrs. Itoshi
That's
That's hard to believe
It's hard to believe that a man who is stuck in a prison has a girlfriend

Mr. Itoshi
...

Mrs. Itoshi
Im your wife so it's different

Nagi
I do so it may be hard to belive bit uts true

Mrs. Itoshi
Mhm
Is she pretty? I rlly like woman

Nagi
She very pretty

Mrs. Itoshi
Whats her name

Nagi
No
You'll stalk her

Mrs. Itoshi
:(
Anyways
Ordered my new plushies
I watch alot of football
Both woman's and men's
Why are German ppl so hot like wtf 🥲
Rinrin is stoll better ofc
But I ordered some so Kaiser ones in the mail with my nessy one and like my noa one cuz damn 😍

Isagi
I've been learning German 😅

Mrs. Itoshi
Wow
I only know English other than Japanese
I'm learning French
Because then
I can say bad things and no one would understand

Isagi
Um...

Nagi
Dont do that
They'll learn it then you're stuck knowing all the dirty things they say (it's not that bad but that stuff is very graphic, I feel like I'm reading porn)

Mrs. Itoshi
You've been on the returning end?
Wooow
Who for?

Nagi
My girlfriend who else

Mrs. Itoshi
TELL ME HER NAME
or I'll hack your phone
Wait your password is literally 12345
For everything

Nagi
:x

Mrs. Itoshi
Omg...
I'm inlove
Will this girl be coming to the U-20 game
If so will she be in will she be sitting in the vip section
OMG READING YOUR CHATS
SHES GERMAN
I KENW IT
ALL GERMAN PPL ARE HOT
Wait that makes sense she's literally the younger sister of a celebrity

Nagi
Stop

Mrs. Itoshi
Damn
Okay wait why do you act so boring here but flirty there
WHY HRO CALLING HER BEAUTIFUL
RINRIN COULD NEVER
Tell your gf that I wanna hug her and braid her hair

Nagi
She said thank you with a heart

Mrs. Itoshi
HAPPISTE DYA OF MEY LIFE

Mr. Itoshi
Should I just give up at this point

Mrs. Itoshi
No bsc if a woman wants you i will put an ironer to her throat while it's on

Shidou
POOKIE THATS NOT NORMAL

Mrs. Itoshi
It's fine 😇
No but seriously
I love woman
And I love rin
Bisexuality is literally liking woman then liking only a couple men
And fictional men

Chigiri
I came on here to see you describing Bisexuality in the No official definition

Mrs. Itoshi
ANY BISEXUAL WILL TELL YOU ITS TRUE

Chigiri
Nvm it's true

Mrs. Itoshi
Wha

Chigiri
I asked my sister

Mrs. Itoshi
WAIT SGRS BISECUAL 😍

Chigiri
Oh dear