Blue lock

Mrs. Itoshi
Sometimes I wished I didn't have a uterus
WAIT CRAP WRONG CHAT 😭😭

Mr. Itoshi
You were just texting me abt this
How did you even get onto another chat

Mrs. Itoshi
I got a msg from my mama if I needed anything from the shop soo

Shidou
WHY WOUOD YOU WISH YOU DIDNT HAVE TAHT

Mrs. Itoshi
Somehow I have a feeling you don't know female anatomy

Shidou
WHAT?? OFC I DO

Mrs. Itoshi
Okay
Why do you think I wish I didn't have a uterus sometimes?

Shidou
Because its not a cock??? I don't see any cons rlly

Mrs. Itoshi
You seem...
Uneducated

Bachira
I DONR KNOW EITHER THO

Mrs. Itoshi
Thats fine
You're just a baby so you can't know 😊

Chigiri
I have a sister so I do know but it's not a reason to wish you don't have a uterus

Mrs. Itoshi
That's right
I have a massive cock
Is your sister pretty?

Chigiri
I don't really have an opinion on my sisters looks

Mrs. Itoshi
Does anyone else have a pretty sister

Kunigami
I have two sisters but that's it

Isagi
KUNIGAMI??

Bachira
HIIIIIII

Chigiri
H

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Mrs. Itoshi
Are they hot

Kunigami
Why would I know...

Mrs. Itoshi
I'll stalk em
HOLY SHIT DUDE

I NUTTED

Mr. Itoshi
...

Mrs. Itoshi
Sorry dude 😔

Mr. Itoshi
You don't have a dick

Mrs. Itoshi
Shh
While I'm stalking ppl I'm looking for chigiris sister

STOP SHE LOOKS SO SWEET
😭😭
Woman >> men

Isagi
You have a boyfriend...

Mrs. Itoshi
I'm pretty sure he likes men
Have you seen the way he talks?

Shidou
Rinrin are you gay? We're the same 🥺

Mr. Itoshi
We're not the same, it's an insult to even be compared to such a foul creature
I'm not into men

Mrs. Itoshi
Bro talking as if he doesn't say he devours other men

Isagi
I do that though

Mrs. Itoshi
Ima need you to think about that for some time although I think Meguru is gay

Bachira
I don't remember what that means

Mrs. Itoshi
It means you think men are attractive honey... would you kiss a man?

Bachira
Only my partner!! I love him

Mrs. Itoshi
Who's this partner? :]

Bachira
ISAGI

Mrs. Itoshi
Oooh that's kinda...

Bachira
BUT I WOULDNT MARRY HIM

Mrs. Itoshi
OH OKAY

Bachira
UBLESS HE ASKED

Mrs. Itoshi
😶
Isagi What do you have to say

Isagi
I am speechless

Yukimiya
I turned on my phone to see this

Mrs. Itoshi
I know you
Unless you just have the same name

Yukimiya
Nice to meet you!

Mrs. Itoshi
Nice to meet you too!!
WAIT DO I KNOW YOU
YOURE A MODEL IN THE MAGAZINE MY MOM BUYS
You're pretty but not my type 😔

Yukimiya
I bet you're pretty too!!

Mrs. Itoshi
Sometimes i wish I would get called pretty by my BOYFRIEND

Shidou
I could call you pretty 😣

Mrs. Itoshi
No. You like sae. I used to say his name like 'say' and not 'SAI' BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS WEIRD

Sae
It's disrespectful to pronounce my name wrong

Mrs. Itoshi
ITS DISRESPECTFUL TO BLOCK ME BEFORE I COULD SEND YOU A BUNCH IF HATE MSGS
My therapist said I should avoid things that make me angry and instead do something that makes me happy
RINRIN I GOTTA DO YOU (from behind)

Shidou
Sae-chan makes me happy 🥺

Mrs. Itoshi
Well sae makes me angry and I've alr been in the phyc ward once I don't need to for a second time

Sae
Wait what

Mrs. Itoshi
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
RIN
I'm picking up a stapler

Mr. Itoshi
What is it?

Mrs. Itoshi
You only respond when I pick up a stapler?

Mr. Itoshi
Last time you had a stapler you stapled your fingers to the wall

Mrs. Itoshi
Shhhh
I DIDNT MEAN TO MY TEACHER ASKED ME TO STAPLE SMTH TO THE WALL

Isagi
You should go back to the phyc ward

Mrs. Itoshi
Im gonna tell my mommy you're bullying me
She said to avoid you after I showed the msgs
She also told sae to kill himself

Sae
SHE LITERALLY WAS THERE AS I GREW UP

Mrs. Itoshi
That's why she doesn't like you
"Hes not the same lil boy I knew..."
Her words 💔💔
NOW SINCE I SHOWED BABY RINRIN PICTURES TO THE GROUP CHAT WHEN I WAS MAD AT HIM ITS TIME FOR SAES TURN

Shidou
I'm gonna save all of these

Mrs. Itoshi

AHH I REMEMBER SMTH FROM THE FRINGE
I'm the one who designed his current hairstyle I just flipped that back with a straightener

Sae
You did an awful job

Mrs. Itoshi
I'll cut it off in a sec

BACK WHEN BRO WAS NICE TO ME 🥺

Sae
Jesus christ

Shidou
Saved
I hope our kids look like him 🥰

Mrs. Itoshi
I have one more 😮‍💨

😑

Shidou
DO YOU HAVE ONES OF HIM NOW

Mrs. Itoshi
Yes but I gotta gooooo (I'm hungry)
RINRIN YOU CALL ME LATER ❤️
bye bye the rest of you bros

Mr. Itoshi
Okay

Shidou
BYE BYE MY KITTEN

Mrs. Itoshi
BYE BYE D-DADDY 🥺

Mr. Itoshi
...

Note: I have a leak and it was from the pipes in MY ROOM MY MOM WAS WORRIED ABT ME GETTING SPLINTERS 😀

WATER DMG ^^