PRIVATE MESSAGE
( between chris & emerson )

chris : i love my fans...
chris : but they can be really annoying sometimes

emerson : yeahhh , i love the good majority of them — the nice and kind ones
emerson : the mean ones and the ones with no sense of personal boundary ?? hmph , still thinking on those

chris : but we're still on for lunch, right?

emerson : i don't know chris ,,, any paparazzi sees this and ,, well ,,

chris : yeah , dating rumours , blah blah , come on !
chris : dating rumours surround us anyways , this ain't gonna change anything
chris : besides, you're my friend and i want lunch

emerson : hmmmmm

chris : come onnnn , we're friends ! we know that ! we shouldn't let fans and the paparazzi stop us from having lunch !

emerson : you're paying

chris : yay ! !
chris : i haven't seen you in ages and i was having withdrawal

emerson : my presence really is intoxicating

chris : well how else would you have both brie , seb and liz wrapped around your finger
chris : shit

emerson : what are you 'shit' about ? you're right, seb and liz are like my besties
emerson : and brie and i are still close friends

chris : coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolnodoubtnodoubtnodoubtnodoubt

emerson : what the FUCK is up kyle ?

chris : tell you at lunch ?

emerson : no , telling me fucking now

chris : so we both agree, lunch

emerson : i'm going to kill you

chris : . . .

emerson : jenny's at one o'clock ?