here, have some fun facts about me. i'm bored—

my real name is jocelyne.

i was born in germany.

in middle and high school, i played the tuba.

i own two parakeets, both boys, named waldo ( 7 ) , and angel ( 3 ).

my favorite color is red-orange.

my favorite flower is the bird of paradise.

my favorite animal is an american kestrel.

my favorite food is roast beef with asparagus and german pasta.

my favorite drink is sweet tea.

i currently only have one irl friend.

i will be twenty-one in less than a month.

i am not fluent in german, but my mom is.

the most animals we have owned at one time is thirteen.

i am one of jehovah's witnesses.

i have just recently come out as lesbian.

i am legally blind in both eyes.

i have been pulled over twice for speeding.

i have been employed to five different jobs.

one of those jobs lasted two hours before i quit, because the owner carried a pistol in his back pocket and my gut told me to run.

i have a scar on my temple from when i fell off my bed and busted my head open — the doctors needed to glue my head wound shut.

i collect stuffed animals and books.

i have been writing books since i was nine.

i taught myself to write by studying junie b. jones books and writing style.

my very first fandom was winx club.

i'm a natural redhead with blue eyes.

i have never had surgery, nor have i broken, sprained, fractured, or dislocated anything.

my worst injury was when i came close to cutting off my finger with a butter knife, and i had no medical attention.

i can ride horses. geldings and stallions, specifically, since i don't trust mares.

i can ride both english and western style on horses, but my preference is english, which is how i learned to ride.

i do not, nor have i ever wanted, children.

i read and write and roleplay graphic torture.

i have been bucked off a horse, a mare, which is why i can't ride them.

i am allergic to wheat, soy, peanuts, walnuts, and seafood.

i am also allergic to roaches.

i developed an allergy to my birds early on, and now they cannot sleep in the same room as me or else i risk the chance of suffocating in my sleep.

the longest book i ever read was three thousand pages. 

my favorite stuffed animal was lost in 2016, on a trip to poland. it fell out of the car in the middle of a blizzard at a rest stop.

i have buried seven pets in my lifetime, and by next week, it will have been eight. four of those pets have been lost to cancer.

i once owned a dog who sneezed backward.

i have read a dictionary from cover to cover.

i have been mistaken for a man multiple times in the last five years.

my mom was mad when i came out as a lesbian. my dad didn't care.

both of my parents are extremely transphobic and see nothing wrong with it, which is why i'm not out as agender to them.

my favorite artist is pablo picasso.

i have been to germany, poland, italy, and austria.

i have been, in the united states, florida, georgia, south carolina, north carolina, minnesota, virgina, maryland, dc, and kansas.

i was born into a military family — my father served twenty years in the army.

my mom was not my dad's first wife, and i was not his first child.

i am the firstborn of my parents' marriage.

i technically have six siblings.

i'm deathly afraid of thunderstorms, needles, balloons, wasps and bees, and deep water.

i had a minor eating disorder when i was younger.

doctors blame all of my issues on the idea that i'm not heavy enough for their liking.

i'm five foot one.

i have never weighed more than a hundred pounds.

previous usernames on this site include — Thunderecho, CheshireAndRedArrow, IcyDarcyStormyTrix, IcyOfTheTrix, HalawirTheEagle, -dark_wyvern, -dxrk_wyvern, and -cxrrupted_wyvern.

my first oc was named kyran claw, a marvel character who was able to cross into the dc universe.

i'm studying zoology in college.

i aspire to be a rehabilitation specialist for birds of prey.

i'm fascinated with golden orb weaver spiders.

i've never seen a live cicada.

i have been bitten by a swan.

my spirit animal is a seagull.

i was born on the last day of the leo zodiac, which in some years is the first day of virgo, thus i am considered both.

i nearly died twice before i was born, once when my mom planned to abort me, and again when my heart stopped right before my birth.

i am the only one of my siblings who can have children safely, yet i'm the only one who doesn't want any.

my dad's aunt has survived three types of cancer and is going on with her fourth treatment for a fourth type. 

i watch crime shows to relax.

i know someone who memorized the entire bible.

my stuffed cow is the only thing that can calm my anxiety.

i do not celebrate any holidays, nor do i celebrate my birthday.

because of this, i do not know how old my parents are off the top of my head, just that my dad is in his fifties and my mom is in her forties.

i do not believe in life after death. i believe that when you die, it's like a deep sleep.

i do not believe in evolution.

i am very passionate about getting rid of seaworld.

i'm writing an original book off-site to publish one day.

i have insomnia.

my longest roleplay lasted three years. it took place on quotev.

neither of my biological grandfathers are alive. both died of heart attacks thirteen years apart.

my step-grandfather on my dad's side is the only grandfather i have been close to. he is still alive.

i have a problem with recurring dreams.

i am terrified of being followed and suspicious of everyone.

following my first two jobs, i swore to never work in food service again.

i have been threatened and assaulted at my workplace.

i do not trust any man who is not my dad.

we once owned an endangered species of turtle that we just took from our yard and kept for three years.

part of my distrust of men comes from a workplace incident involving a coworker who put his hands on me aggressively. management defended his behavior and wrote me up for lying despite the video footage.

an old friend of mine has recently resurfaced on social media — and is now transgender. we went to high school before the transition.

my social media include — facebook, instagram, pinterest, quotev, deviantart, wattpad, fanfiction, tumblr, and snapchat.

i do not like being touched and will smack people if they touch me.

it took two years for me to learn how to drive.

i did not get my license until i was nineteen.

my favorite book series is the renegades trilogy by marissa meyer.

my dream job as a child was to work as a secret agent for the fbi.

i am not permitted to carry a weapon as per my religion.

sir david attenborough is my idol.

i know someone who is a hundred and two years old.

my favorite music artists are beth crowley, citizen soldier, and daughtry.

my favorite music genre is country music.

i cannot stand imagine dragons music, and i have never understood the hype over them.