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stray kids: [ crapped in the back seat, arguing about who got to ride shot gun ]

Chan: SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE BABY!

Chan: [ pets Mi Sun while she asleep in the passenger seat ]

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Woojin: [ leaves the dorm for 3 seconds ]

Woojin: [ answers his phone ] hello?

Mi Sun: [ cries ] WHERE ARE YOU?! I WOKE UP AND YOU WERE GONE! IM SCARED!

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Mi Sun: Oppas! I have a boyfriend! :D

BigBang: [ snorts ]

Mi Sun: . . . .I think I'm old enough

BigBang: [ uncontrollably laughs ]

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Miroh Era Mi Sun: hey, is she dead?

Side Effects Era Mi Sun: I hope so, I honestly hated her so much

Miroh Era Mi Sun: yeah, me too

My Pace Era Mi Sun: [ as a ghost ] honestly, fuck the both of you

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Mi Sun: I feel bad for you Australians

Chan: why?

Mi Sun: because you all were born to walk on your hands

Chan: . . . .

Chan: no-

Felix: shut up my phone died, let her finish

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Mi Sun: I would say I dabble in gay

Felix: [ exists ]

Mi Sun: now, I just don't know anymore

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Mi Sun: [ exists ]

Taeyeon, SNSD: Excuse me, are you my daughter?

Amber, Fx: no, she's my daughter

Irene, Red Velvet: ummmm, no, she's my daughter

Lee Sunmi: nope, she's my daughter

Jessi: hahaha what? Obviously she's my daughter

CL: bitch, she's my daughter

Chung Ha: you've all got it so wrong, she's my daughter

Jihyo, Twice: she knows her mother when she see her and that is obviously me!

Chan: [ bursts in the room with a bat ] FEAR NOT, MI SUN! MAMA'S HERE TO SAVE YOU!

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Jisung: [ walks into the room ]

Jisung: Mi Sunny~ I miss youuuu~

Mi Sun: WHAT THE HELL, IM IN THE BATHROOM! ITS ONLY BEEN A MINUTE!

Jisung: [ demonic voice ] SO, TELL ME YOU MISS ME!

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Mi Sun: what did you just call me?!

Felix: I just called you by your first name, what's the big deal?

Mi Sun: [ sighs and mumbles ] my God, I have to tell him everything

Mi Sun: [ gives him a list of cute nicknames ]

Mi Sun: these are your choices!

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Changbin: hey, are you alright?

Mi Sun: [ crying ] yeah, it's just these onions

Changbin: [ to the onions ] what the fuck did you say to my Mi Sun?!