Jeasamei's POV

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Kunikida Doppo: Alright, I approve of you cussing Dazai. But, tell me about what to do about the squandering machine.

I was surprised when this Kunikida guy really took the bait, and they seriously take their roleplay account really seriously.

I was currently working on editing my research paper, and he suddenly messaged.

Have you ever thought of luring him? :Insomeow

Kunikida: Luring?

Like, you will say that you have the most effective way to make him die without pain, but in order to do so, he had to finish his paperwork;) :Insomeow

Kunikida: 📝📝📝

And then, you pull a joker card :Insomeow

Kunikida: A real joker card?

... No... Joker card meant something about telling him half the truth, you don't want him to really die, do you? :Insomeow

Kunikida's POV

Looking at her chat with mix of emotion, like how does she know that despite Dazai being a pain in the arse, I also cared for him. (A/n: das gæ kuni-)

But when I comes to suicidal killing, I don't know what to recommend. And what do she mean about half truth?

Kunikida: I don't, despite him being a pain in the arse, he is one of the people who I had thought about as a family since he is part of the agency.

That's great then! :Insomeow
One of the option is drinking salt water:/ :Insomeow

Kunikida: How'd you know that..?

Ahahahaha... Don't ask...:/ :Insomeow

Kunikida: Alright...

BRO- WE CAN SERIOUSLY BE BUDDIES AT THIS POINT! I CAN GIVE YOU TIPS AND SOME!:) :Insomeow

Kunikida: For some reason, I agree.
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Jeasamei's POV

Suddenly, my phone ringed again after mine and Kunikida's chat. Thinking that its the girls, I turned it on and saw...

*you have been added into the Port Mafia GC*

I SWEAR IF THIS IS ONE OF THE PRANK THAT YOU KIDS GOING AT ME I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN! THIS IS NOT THE FUCKIN FIRST TIME YOU DID THIS SHIT! ADDING PPL AND LEFT THEM LIKE GHOST! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!😾😾 :Insomeow

Mori: Excuse me, what?

YOU ARE EXCUSED! :Insomeow
WAIT- :Insomeow
HOLD THE FUCK UP- :Insomeow

Fancyhat🎩: About time you realize!

HOLY MOLLY! IT'S THE CHIBI!!! :Insomeow

Fancyhat🎩: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Fancyhat🎩: I SWEAR IF THIS IS YOU DAZAI! I'LL FUCKIN CHOKE YOU!!

AYO- THAT'S GAY! III SHIIIPPP! :Insomeow

Mori: I can't have you bullying my subordinates now, someone kick out whoever this is.

Wow, how polite of you to add and kick me out, you are worst than those pranksters, and here the elders said we kids need to respect those old ppl🙄💅:Insomeow

Fancyhat🎩: So... You are definitely not Dazai then...

Mori: you are a kid?

I beg ur pardon? :Insomeow
I may not be Dazai, but I may or may not have a personality like him. Buuutt I'm better in fashion than him👌So I vote for your lovely fandora hat Nakahara-san, you slayed my expectations.💅:Insomeow

Fancyhat🎩:...Can we keep her boss?

Mori: no.

Elise: Yes!

UWAH- IS THAT ELISE?! ARE YOU OKAY DEAR? DID THE PEDOPHILE DO SOMETHING TO YOU? I'LL DECLARE A MORI OUGAI HUNT FOR YOU! :Insomeow

Elise: Rintaro, I like this person, they may stay.

Mori: ... Fine.

Yk old man, If you are not that old, I may call u a die hard fan simp, or some shit- :Insomeow

Tachichi: who's the new mem?

Fe-male: ^

Ahem, I am not obligated to say my name to the strangers who just added me unknowingly🤓☝:Insomeow

Welp, jobs callin me, (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉᵗᵗʸˡ cool ppl except for Mori, his 50/50 in my opinion 🥰:Insomeow