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Hey love 😘

Hi

Not only do you talk boring you text boring too

What?

YOU LACK EXPLOSIONS 💥

I have no idea what you're on abt
Explosions?

YES EXPLOSIONS
YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER
MORE CONFIDENCE

I have confidence, I'm just not obnoxious
Plus if I'm so boring why won't you leave me alone?

Because I like you
And I have a feeling youre only boring around strangers

My parents taught me like normal people that you shouldn't talk to strangers

I'm not a stranger anymore
You know my name
I know your name
Not strangers

But you said that I was "only boring around strangers" would that make me boring to everyone or you still consider yourself a stranger?

DOMT MAKE ME THINK THAT HARD
YOU JUST DONT KNOW ME TAHT WELL

I'm not sure I WANT to know you well

Meanie

I'm not being mean
Its just that you're odd

That makes me hard

WHAT

HAH I MADE YOU USE ALL CAPS
wanna rub it out for me 😏

Absolutely not
Also, how did me calling you odd make you hard?

Because you think I'm special 😍

Yes, you're VERY special

That it baby

PLEASE STOP
Before I show this to my dad

I thought we had smth 💔

The only thing we have is the same supermarket

That means you live nearby
I'm going to find where you live

Creep
Next thing you're gonna do is ask for nudes

I WAS GONNA DO TAHT
BUT AS A JOKE

Ngl I don't think it was gonna be a joke

Youre just rlly pretty and I wanted to get to know you 😔

You're making me feel bad...

You care
That makes my eyes roll back

Dude, stop, please?

Fine but only because you begged

I didn't beg
I just asked

N E WAAAYS
Wyd

Um studying?

Oh you smart
I like smart girls (and guys, beggars can't be choosers)

I'm average I got 87/100 English test

That's smart what you on abt

I'm got the 9th highest score in the class
That's not high at all

Top ten 😍

If I told you I got a 62 in maths would you go away?

OVER 50 WHAT A SMART GIRL

I'm gonna kms
I GOT A GODDAMN 47 IN RE
HAPPY?

Are you an atheist? You believe in the man in da sky

No? Qnd yes I'm an atheist

THEN YOU SMART BCS ITS NOT SMTH YOU HAVE TO KNOW 😍
YOU GOT BETTER THEN SOME OF THE ARITNEISYS IK

As soon as you type in all caps you forget how to type words
I think you're just trying to justify that you're into me

Oh I wouldn't give a shit if you were smart or not
But you are smart and that makes you even more attractive 😍🙏

Maybe you're just dumb 🤷‍♀️

:(
:[
:c

What are you doing?
HELP I WOULDVE NEVER IMAGINED MY SISTER TEXTING A GUY
ugh she's so dry 😮‍💨

WHA
WHERED MY POOKIE GO
SISTER
ARE YOU HER SISTER

YESS SHE SAID I SHOULDNT TALK TO YOU BCS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING AND NEEDS HELP

Aww she wants me to get help
She cares sm about me 🥰❤️

She also said you may make "sexual remarks"

Only for her
And sae but that's all

Oh
That guy
Our little sisters tutor is bros lil bro
That sounds so confusing

UNDERLASHES JUNIOR??
UGH THAT BASTRQD GETTING CLOSER TO MY WOMAN THAN I CAN 👿

I'm sorry
You're not her type 💔💔
I mean her type has cheated on her soooo maybe she'll be wit you bro

ID NEVRR CHEAT ON SUCH A SMART, BEAUTIFUL QND CUTE GIRL
not cute in just a looks way bit she acts so cute

BROS BEEN STALKIN MY LIL SISTER 😰

WHAT NO
WE LIVE CLOSE SO IVE EBEN SEEIN HER AROUND
where does she like to go?
WIAT TAHT SOUNDS CREEPT

That is creepy you blond haired freak

POOKIES BACK 😍🙏

Yes
I had to kick my sister in the leg though

AH WHY DO THAT
SHES NICE

Talk to her then? People say I look alot like her so if you find me pretty she's prettier
I mean she is a model 🤷‍♀️

She's not my type
YOU ARE THO LETS DATE POOKS

you're not my type like she said
I'm more into... sophisticated guys

But those don't hug you

That's the point
I'm not a big fan of too much physical touch

Writing this in my note book

My guy...

I'm YOUR guy?? 😍

STOP
Anyways
I'm studying
Go away

But ion wanna 🥺

Thats to bad, you interrupted my music

OOH WHATS YOUR MYSIC TASTE
I BET YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE

...
Laufey is my favourite music artist

I LKE HER SONGS TOO

Really? What's your favourite one

I like beautiful stranger 😍

I like that one
Sadly it'd never happen to me because the only stranger I met was you and you're...
Not beautiful

I did meet a beautiful stranger though ❤️❤️

Okay ima put it straight
I don't date
I never will
I don't have good experiences in dating

Was it the thing your sister mentioned?

Yeah
I gave up on romance
If a man could even have a crush on another woman (or man if they also like men) while with me how can I trust it won't develop

Valid
But if you get with me I'll make you happy
(No ones prettier than you)

What about the guy you like
I don't remember his name

I don't think I ever told you his name
He's THE famous beautiful Sae Itoshi

Oh
That thing

WHAT
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HIM

I read yours and my sisters messages
She told you didn't she?
Our little sisters tutor is his lil bro
We all have known him for like two years so we're pretty much on his side

Tell eyelash junior to stop stealing my girl

Well he's here rn
I could give the phone to him

NO
HES UGLY
I WNAT TO TALK TO YOU
YOURE FUNNY

What?
You find me funny?

YEAH
YOURE VERY GUNNY

I didn't know I had a glock

DONR BULLY ME OR ILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU MY OMEGA 😡

Wouldn't I be the alpha?
Since you would do anything I say?

STOP
DONT
BRING
REALITY
INTO
THIS

So... you're saying we aren't in reality
Like how the reality is I'm not interested
Anyways
I'm passing the phone off to eyelashes Jr as you call him

WHAT NO

Go away and stop bothering her you cockroach

GO AWAY I WANT HER BACK

You're not her type

Why do ppl keep saying that...
WELL I ATLEAST WANT TK BE HER FRIEND

He said he didn't wanna even look at your msgs anymore
What did you do to him

I kicked him in the face

WHY HES SO NICE
but other than that
I guess I can be your FRIEND

ONE STEP CLOSER TO LOVERS 👏😍

Jesus

YOU CHANGED XXX-XXX-XXX CONTACT NAME TO "Cute stranger ig 😮‍💨"

Yk one day we should get married

No.

Meanie
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WAIT NO
Delivered 13:21

ILL TEXT YOU TMRRR THEN
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