Ali: Hey Branch! You feeling the vibes? Feeling some GOAT VIBES?

Branch: Please no-

Ali: Imma be a crude as ever! Ok?

Branch: You do what you gotta do, and I'll do what I gotta do.

Ali: FUCK YOU GOAT MAN!! LOOK AT ME GOAT MAN!! I DISRESPECT YOUR BRIDGE GOAT MAN!! YOU WANT ME OFF YOU GONNA HAVE TO THROW ME OFF! I DANCE ON YOUR BRIDGE !

Branch: Holy shit dude!!

RB: Yeah!! SCREW DA GOAT MAN!!

*in the haunted house*

Ali: That chair looks ugly in the middle of the room!

Me: No it doesn't! I actually like what you've (talking to the ghost) done with the place it really... uh sets the room right! 

Ali: Oh WE disagree! And I'm the person who's gonna move it!

Me: Ali-whatever your middle and last name is I swear to god if you-

Ali: *yeets chair to the room's corner*

Me: ALI!! YOU CAN'T JUST COME INTO (WHATEVER PRONOUNS THE GHOST USES) HOUSE AND DO THAT! I apologize Ghost on her behalf! We're from Wattpad, but don't let this be a representation of all crazy troll obsessed teenage wattpaders.

Ali: We're the TROLLS WATTPAD ELITE 💃

Ali: Anyways I bet this ghost isn't strong enough to throw this chair back at me! 

Me: Hey ghost! Ali's gonna take your chair outside, she's gonna spread her buttcheeks, and she's gonna lay a FAT turd on it 💩

Ali: I- uh.. Y-yeah! That's what I'm gonna do!

*In another room*

Ali: If you want to eat my heart out, turn that light on.

Me: What's wrong with you....

Ali: If you want to eat TAURIE'S heart out, turn the light on.

Me: WHAT-

Ali: My old pal, Taurie Jiselle! We're a PACKAGE deal. *pats shoulder*

*Light turns on*

Ali: OMG LOOK! TAURIE LOOK THE LIGHTS ON!! ITS ONN OMG OMG OMG!! TAURIE LOOKK!

Me: JESUS FUCK-