Branch: Yo! Can you get over here for a sec? I got you something.

Rock Branch: *chewing on ice pop* What you need?

Branch: I got you a job at Five Below.

Rock Branch: Uh, ok.

*at Macy's*

Me: Hello Rock Daddy- I mean Rock Branch 😅

RB: .... I'm gonna ignore that. Anyways what do I do?

Me: Nothing crazy, just fold the clothes and stack them. Then you help customers if they need anything.

RB: Seems easy enough. 

Me: Ok good luck. Also we have a rule here: You have the full right to attack any Karen, Creek, or Thunder that annoys you.

RB: I might like it here-

Me: Bye! *walks away*

*later*

RB: *folding jeans* Finally I'm done!

Random Troll: Oh thank god they have the brand! Now where's my size.. *starts unfolding the jeans and digging around*

RB: *eye twitches* Excuse me ma'am!

Random Troll: Oh sorry! I must be messing it up for you! *continues looking around* Here's my size! Thanks!

RB: *looks at the mess she made* Why me... *folds them again*

*later*

Creek: You look like that paranoid loser Branch

RB: That's because I'm his rock counterpart. Got a problem buddy?

Creek: Well you look WAY more savage and uncivilized than him.

RB: *scoffs* Excuse me? He may stop me from thrashing everything, and may be a bit of a control freak, but he is extremely civilized! 

Creek: Pfft, whatever. Do you even work here?

RB: No I'm just wearing a name tag and the uniform because I like playing dress up. OF COURSE I WORK HERE !

Creek: Rude much? Escort me to the yoga section. 

RB: *points* It's in the back

Creek: I said escort me!

RB: Uh, I don't have to do that. Plus I have work to do here.

Creek: You need to escort me, I am the future king of pop.

RB: First off, Branch is gonna be the future king. Second off I'm not a pop troll, so your rules don't apply to me.

Creek: He will never be king. Poppy still loves me! She's just dating him because she doesn't want to hurt his feelings! After this I'm going to the twins so they can fit me for my pop king robe! Then we'll do my wedding/coronation! And my first degree as king will be to banish Branch and you from Trollstopia! Then me and Poppy will do the honeymoon, then I'll finally get to fuck that hot body of her's, and then I become the best dad ever!

RB: You do realize there are more Branch's right?

Creek: WHAT?!

RB: Yep. There's me, Pop Branch, Funk Branch, Techno Branch, Country Branch, and Classical Branch. 

Creek: That's fine i'll banish all 6 of you !

Creek: And then I'll have sex with Poppy to make Branch jealous! I'll show her who her real daddy is!

RB: Wow that's great. Go be bipolar somewhere else please, your fantasies disturb me.

Creek: HOW DARE YOU!? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW-

RB: *sighs and takes out walkie takie from hair* Get security in aisle 4, please. We got a Creek.

Creek: Hah! Security won't take me, I'm the future Pop king!

RB: Hah, none of them are pop trolls. 

Creek: Wait w-

The Branches (minus pop) busted down the door wearing security uniforms

Creek: WHO ARE THEY?!

Funk Branch: WE THE BACKUP BOI!

Techno Branch: Yeah >:3

Classical Branch: WE WILL NOT GO DOWN QUIETLY!!

Ali came in front of them wearing a more prettier security uniform. Her badge was encrusted with gold rhinestones, and she wore a knee length navy blue skirt, finishing it off with black knee boots. 

Ali: What's the problem here, boys 😎?

Country Branch: Morning, Ms. Ali.

Creek: You guys take orders from a STUPID CHILD?!

Ali: Excuse me , but that's MISS Ali-CryBabyWolf , head of security to YOU!

Creek: Whatever kid, where's your parents? Isn't it your bedtime?

Ali: Listen here, I'm a teen. I have no bedtime -.-

Creek: Well I am Creek, master of yoga, future husband to Queen Poppy and future king of Pop Trolls! So you take orders from me!

Ali: PFFT. I take orders from no one! Especially from the likes of you 😑 🕶️🤏🏽

Creek: HOW DARE YOU?!

Ali: How dare you show your face in here?

RB: I tried to get him to leave me alone, but you know what he said?

Ali: What?

RB: Branch will never be king. Poppy still loves me! She's just dating Branch because she doesn't want to hurt his feelings! After this I'm going to the twins so they can fit me for my pop king robe! Then we'll do my wedding/coronation! And my first degree as king will be to banish Branch and you from Trollstopia! Then me and Poppy will do the honeymoon, then I'll finally get to fuck that hot body of her's, and then I become the best dad ever!

Classical B: ;-;

Funk B: o-o

Country B: Hot buttered biscuits-

Techno B: 🤢

Ali: 🤮

RB: I know...

Creek: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! AND OUR SHIP NAME IS PREEK!

Everyone in the store: HE SAID IT >:O

Creek: What's w-

Funk B: ITS ILLEGAL TO MENTION YOU AND POPPY'S NAMES IN THE SAME SENTENCE! 

Classical B: Unless it's, "Creek tried to rape Poppy." 

RB: Or, "Creek got elbowed in the stomach by Poppy."

Creek: Uh huh sure. Me and Poppy are gonna get married and you stupid Broppy shippers aren't gonna do anything about it!

Ali: *eye twitch*

Creek: Aww did I poke a nerve? Did I trigger the "teen" ?  What you gonna do, cry to mommy? Huh 🥺?

Ali: *takes out AK-47* HANDS IN THE AIR KNEES ON THE FLOOR. NOW!

Creek: YOU'RE A KID WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT-

Ali: Keep quiet unless!

Creek: UNLESS WHAT XD

Ali: *strokes the trigger with her finger* Unless you want a bullet up your ass.

Creek: o-o

Ali: GET EM BOYS-

Country Branch: *turns around and kicks him with back legs* YEET!

Creek: OWWWWWWWW *flies out into space*