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If Riff Worked At Trollbucks.


Riff: Hey guys. My mum got me a job ;-;

LJ: Aunty got you a job? But being Barb's right hand is your job.

Riff: That's what I told her but she said I don't earn money from that.

Aura: That's tough. 

Riff: *looks at clock*  IM GONNA BE LATE! 


At Trollbucks

Riff: This uniform ain't that bad !

Random troll: Hello! 

Riff: Hi welcome to Trollbucks. What do you want to order?

Random Troll: Hmm, I'll take a glitter frappe!

Riff: You got it! Your name please?

Random troll: Lyric

Riff: Ok! *writes Lyric on cup* I'll be right back with your drink.

*minutes later*

Riff: GLITTER FRAPPE FOR LYRIC!! I GOT A GLITTER FRAPPE FOR LYRIC!!

Lyric: Thanks! 

Riff: Have a nice day!

Thunder: *walks in*

Riff: You've got to be fucking kidding me-

Thunder: PFFFT- RIFF?! Who in their right mind would hire a loser like you?

Riff: Who in their right mind would want to give birth to an asshole like you?

Thunder: Why you little- *breathes* Just give me my usual.

Riff: *le blink* What's your usual?

Thunder: My usual! What kind of employee doesn't know their customer's usual?

Riff: Uh the kind that just started working here?

Thunder: *sigh*  Ice cold frappchino. 3 ice cubes. 3 pumps of caramel AND ONLY 3. 1 teaspoon of sugar. whipped cream on top. Make sure the caramel is the second layer, and the whipped cream goes on top!

Riff: *writes it down* Ok ;-;

*minutes later* 

Riff: Ice cold frappe for Thunder 

Thunder: Finally! What took you so long?

Riff: It's been two minutes!

Thunder: *takes cup*

Riff: Alright nex-

Thunder: HOLD UP!

Riff: UGGG

Thunder: I asked for 3 ice cubes!

Riff: Yes i put 3!

Thunder: ONE OF THEM IS CHIPPED!

Riff: ... A-are you serious right now..?

Thunder: YES! REDO MY DRINK!

Riff: ... ok sir.

Thunder: That's future King Thunder Of Rock to you!

Riff: *rolls eyes*

*later again*

Riff: Here you go fUtUrE kInG tHuNdEr!

Thunder: Finally you show me some resp-

Riff: *throws the drink all over Thunder's face* Hope it's refreshing  :D

Thunder: PFFTT BLEH! WHAT IS THAT?!

Riff: Tap water mixed with juice from a lemon I found in the trash!

Thunder: THAT IS NASTY! I AM YOUR FUTURE ROCK KING!! HOW DARE YOU?! WHERE'S THE MANAGER?!

Riff: Are you a male KAREN?!

Thunder: NO!! I JUST WANNA FILE A REPORT ON YOU!

Riff: *Points to door that says Manager's office*

Thunder: *walks in* Hello! I would like to file a complaint against your new employee!

(SURPRISE GUEST IS INTRODUCED In 3 2 1!)

Ali (Crybabywolf): *spins in chair to face Thunder with her hands in a pray position* I've been expecting you Mr. Thunder Cord. 

Thunder: Uh who are you?

Ali: The name's Ali, Ms. Ali to you!

Thunder: Uh I don't have to call you miss. You should be bowing. Once me and Barb get married I'll be king!

Ali: I never knew you were a jokester!

Thunder: Listen little girl, where's the damn manager?

Ali: *chuckles* Oh Thunder, I don't think you know what I am....

Thunder: If you mean an annoying rude little girl then I already know!

Ali: Funny... because............







 I AM THE MANAGER C:< *points to manager badge* 

Thunder: IMPOSSIBLE-

Ali: NOTHINGS IMPOSSIBLE IN TROLLSTOPIA!

Thunder: Ug I would like to file a complaint on Riff. He messed up my order and then threw my drink on my face! FIRE HIM! 

Ali: *leans to the side and looks at Riff*

Riff: *looks back* Hello Miss Ali! I appreciate you and love you so much 😇

Ali: *looks back at Thunder* He is so sweet and innocent!

Thunder: CHECK THE CAMERAS!

Ali: *checks* So he did throw it on you..

Thunder: YES! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Ali: Yes i do. RIFF! HERE NOW!!

Riff: *walks in* Yes?

Ali: You messed up Thunder's order and threw his drink on him?!

Riff: Miss I-

Ali: NO BUTS!! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO--

Riff: *is scared and closes his eyes*

Thunder: *excited* Cmon cmon say it!







Ali: PROMOTE YOU TO SUPERVISOR :D

Thunder: WHAT >:C?!

Riff: WHAT :D?!

Ali: Good job putting him in his place! Also put this up near the counter! *hold up poster that has Thunders face crossed out with the words. "BANNED." on it*

Thunder: I'M THE VICTIM HERE! THE TROLL CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!

Riff: Yeah. The customer is right. The Thunder is always wrong.

Thunder:  WHY THE POSTER THOUGH?!

Ali: To prevent the spread of Thundervirus! *looks at camera* WEAR YOUR MASKS KIDS!

Thunder: THAT'S NOT A THING! AND HE'S BEEN HERE FOR 1 DAY! YOU CAN'T PROMOTE HIM!

Ali: I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm the damn manager. Now get out before I call the cops

Thunder: I WONT BE COMING BACK HERE!

Both: GOOD!


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