If Riff Worked At Trollbucks.
Riff: Hey guys. My mum got me a job ;-;
LJ: Aunty got you a job? But being Barb's right hand is your job.
Riff: That's what I told her but she said I don't earn money from that.
Aura: That's tough.
Riff: *looks at clock* IM GONNA BE LATE!
At Trollbucks
Riff: This uniform ain't that bad !
Random troll: Hello!
Riff: Hi welcome to Trollbucks. What do you want to order?
Random Troll: Hmm, I'll take a glitter frappe!
Riff: You got it! Your name please?
Random troll: Lyric
Riff: Ok! *writes Lyric on cup* I'll be right back with your drink.
*minutes later*
Riff: GLITTER FRAPPE FOR LYRIC!! I GOT A GLITTER FRAPPE FOR LYRIC!!
Lyric: Thanks!
Riff: Have a nice day!
Thunder: *walks in*
Riff: You've got to be fucking kidding me-
Thunder: PFFFT- RIFF?! Who in their right mind would hire a loser like you?
Riff: Who in their right mind would want to give birth to an asshole like you?
Thunder: Why you little- *breathes* Just give me my usual.
Riff: *le blink* What's your usual?
Thunder: My usual! What kind of employee doesn't know their customer's usual?
Riff: Uh the kind that just started working here?
Thunder: *sigh* Ice cold frappchino. 3 ice cubes. 3 pumps of caramel AND ONLY 3. 1 teaspoon of sugar. whipped cream on top. Make sure the caramel is the second layer, and the whipped cream goes on top!
Riff: *writes it down* Ok ;-;
*minutes later*
Riff: Ice cold frappe for Thunder
Thunder: Finally! What took you so long?
Riff: It's been two minutes!
Thunder: *takes cup*
Riff: Alright nex-
Thunder: HOLD UP!
Riff: UGGG
Thunder: I asked for 3 ice cubes!
Riff: Yes i put 3!
Thunder: ONE OF THEM IS CHIPPED!
Riff: ... A-are you serious right now..?
Thunder: YES! REDO MY DRINK!
Riff: ... ok sir.
Thunder: That's future King Thunder Of Rock to you!
Riff: *rolls eyes*
*later again*
Riff: Here you go fUtUrE kInG tHuNdEr!
Thunder: Finally you show me some resp-
Riff: *throws the drink all over Thunder's face* Hope it's refreshing :D
Thunder: PFFTT BLEH! WHAT IS THAT?!
Riff: Tap water mixed with juice from a lemon I found in the trash!
Thunder: THAT IS NASTY! I AM YOUR FUTURE ROCK KING!! HOW DARE YOU?! WHERE'S THE MANAGER?!
Riff: Are you a male KAREN?!
Thunder: NO!! I JUST WANNA FILE A REPORT ON YOU!
Riff: *Points to door that says Manager's office*
Thunder: *walks in* Hello! I would like to file a complaint against your new employee!
(SURPRISE GUEST IS INTRODUCED In 3 2 1!)
Ali (Crybabywolf): *spins in chair to face Thunder with her hands in a pray position* I've been expecting you Mr. Thunder Cord.
Thunder: Uh who are you?
Ali: The name's Ali, Ms. Ali to you!
Thunder: Uh I don't have to call you miss. You should be bowing. Once me and Barb get married I'll be king!
Ali: I never knew you were a jokester!
Thunder: Listen little girl, where's the damn manager?
Ali: *chuckles* Oh Thunder, I don't think you know what I am....
Thunder: If you mean an annoying rude little girl then I already know!
Ali: Funny... because............
I AM THE MANAGER C:< *points to manager badge*
Thunder: IMPOSSIBLE-
Ali: NOTHINGS IMPOSSIBLE IN TROLLSTOPIA!
Thunder: Ug I would like to file a complaint on Riff. He messed up my order and then threw my drink on my face! FIRE HIM!
Ali: *leans to the side and looks at Riff*
Riff: *looks back* Hello Miss Ali! I appreciate you and love you so much 😇
Ali: *looks back at Thunder* He is so sweet and innocent!
Thunder: CHECK THE CAMERAS!
Ali: *checks* So he did throw it on you..
Thunder: YES! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Ali: Yes i do. RIFF! HERE NOW!!
Riff: *walks in* Yes?
Ali: You messed up Thunder's order and threw his drink on him?!
Riff: Miss I-
Ali: NO BUTS!! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO--
Riff: *is scared and closes his eyes*
Thunder: *excited* Cmon cmon say it!
Ali: PROMOTE YOU TO SUPERVISOR :D
Thunder: WHAT >:C?!
Riff: WHAT :D?!
Ali: Good job putting him in his place! Also put this up near the counter! *hold up poster that has Thunders face crossed out with the words. "BANNED." on it*
Thunder: I'M THE VICTIM HERE! THE TROLL CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!
Riff: Yeah. The customer is right. The Thunder is always wrong.
Thunder: WHY THE POSTER THOUGH?!
Ali: To prevent the spread of Thundervirus! *looks at camera* WEAR YOUR MASKS KIDS!
Thunder: THAT'S NOT A THING! AND HE'S BEEN HERE FOR 1 DAY! YOU CAN'T PROMOTE HIM!
Ali: I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm the damn manager. Now get out before I call the cops
Thunder: I WONT BE COMING BACK HERE!
Both: GOOD!
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