RB Has A Gun

RB: Finally, after all these years, Rock Branch has....... A GUN!!

Branch: RB! You're not supposed to have A GUN!

RB: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE!

Branch: Taurie it looks like  Rock Branch has gotten.... A GUN.

Me: o-o

Branch: Listen Taurie, it's not safe to go alone. This is....... A GUN.

RB: *in the distance* I'LL SHOOT YOUR FAMILY!!

Branch: There's only one thing to do now Taurie. *pulls out rotating machine gun* 

Branch: If RB's gonna have a gun, SO WILL I!! *hands me a shotgun* SADDLE UP TAURIE-

Me: ..... you can get arrested for giving a minor complete access to firearms....

RB: REMEMBER THE WORLD IS A HOLOGRAM, REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, BUY GOLD, GUNNNNNNNNNN!!

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The Third Wheel

Branch: Hey Poppy, wanna go to the new restaurant with me tonight?

Poppy: Sure! I have no duties today anyways. 

Branch: *in mind*  Finally we can get some alone t-

Poppy: Can Ali come too?

Branch: H-huh? You mean that crazy Bajan girl? 

Poppy: Aww she's nice! She has a nice culture, we can learn from her! It'll be fun!

Branch: ....fine she can come...

Poppy: YAY! *kisses cheek* Thanks Branchie Poo! Cmon Ali!

Ali: WOOOP WOOP!

Branch: *groans* 

Poppy: It's so nice of you to take us too this restaurant! 

Branch: Anything for my precious pinkie. 

Ali: You got a nickname for me :0?

Branch: And Crazy Trolls Obsessed Bajan Bitch ;-;

Ali: ....... Harsh but true. I'll take it :D

Branch: *whispers* Listen up. This is my and Poppy's special night. I only agreed to your presence because she begged me. Don't get in between us, and this is a very fancy restaurant, so have manners. Understood?

Ali: Loud and clear- Wait did you say fancy?

Branch: Yeah w- WHY ARE YOU WEARING LEGGINGS, A SWEATSHIRT, AND VANS?!

Ali: *magically changes into a long puffy sleeved blouse with jeans and boots* Better?

Branch: I guess.. 

Ali: Nice suit and tie (REFERNECEE)

Branch: Thanks.

Waiter: Here you three go, a velvet booth. 

Poppy: Thank you! 

Poppy: Isn't this nice? Spending time with Ali. She's so nice! Right Branchie?

Branch: *fake smile* Yeah. She is..

Poppy: Well me and Branch were here to-

Branch: ACTUALLY Ali, me and Poppy came here to have a nice dinner. Together

Ali: I'm sure you don't mind me being here!

Poppy: We don't !

Branch: -.-

Poppy: Hello waiter? We are ready to order.

Waiter: What will you have your majesty?

Poppy: Glitter spaghetti and a glass of water.

Branch: Confetti steak.

Ali: Hey bud nice little outfit you got going on. Do me a favor: Put me down for fries and tenders. Get me a coloring map while I wait. Thanks 😎 👌🏽

Branch: Hehe... excuse us for a bit. *uses hair to make a soundproof orb around them*

Ali: What you wanna talk about?

Branch: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Ali: .... me asking for fries?

Branch: I SAID USE MANNERS! 

Ali: I dont-

Branch: Nice little outfit? Put me down? Hey bud? THATS NOT MANNERS!! *released orb*

Ali: Hello sir. I apologize for what I said. May I please have french fries and chicken tenders. And pink lemonade please ;-; .

Waiter: Ok miss. 

*later*

Waiter: Here is your food. Enjoy!

Branch: Thanks. *eats*

Poppy: *eats spaghetti and starts slurping a noodle*

Branch: *slurps the other end* 

Both: *get closer*

Ali: *sneaks into the middle and starts slurping too*

Branch: *falls back* WHAT THE HELL ALI?!

Ali: We were doing the lady and the tramp thing!

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When The Gang Is High

Ali: I Have a WAP! Wasted Academical Potential XD

Me: LMAO! I have that too-

Ali: PFFFFTT!! Ok ok I hate when people say, "Tell my about yourself!"

Me: IKR? Like what do you want to know, my failing grades or my borderline depression ?

Riff: BYE I CANT 😭✋