Me: Hello hello! It is nice to see everyone back here again! 

Aura: To Ask and Dare The Fantastic Four!

LJ: And we have a new segment! You can now also dare and ask the hosts!

Thunder: That's great, now everyone can get to know me more ;)

Me: The only things they're gonna find out about you are that you are a meanie, an asshole, and a bully. 

Thunder: Yeah sure *rolls eyes*

Aura: OK we have a dare for Branch! @Gnomegirl95 says you have to dress like a rock troll, flirt with Poppy, kiss her, and walk away! Understand?

Branch: Uh, are you sure? That mullet gave me lice -3-

LJ: You'll be fine safety nerd.

Branch: I AM NOT A SAFETY NERD!! Oh watch your step there's broken glass there. *takes out a mini broom and dustpan and disposes of the glass* 

LJ: Not a safety nerd, he says -3-

Barb: There's no need to dress up, I'll just hit you with the power cord! *takes out guitar*

Aura: But all the strings are destroyed, how is it gonna work?

Me: Elementary, my dear Aura. Tis the work of wattpad logic!

LJ: I- ok.

Barb: You ready, bro?

Branch: U-uh can we think this t-

Barb: NO TIME FOR THINKING! *hits him with the cord*

Rock Branch: ROCK AND ROLL 🤘

Barb, LJ, Thunder, and Riff: YASSSSSS 🤘

Aura: Oh god...

Thunder: Alright, go flirt with your lady-

Rock Branch: *walks off*

*at Poppy's pod*

Poppy: Branch? You're a rock troll again? How?

RB: That don't matter. What matters is I'm here!

Poppy: Well, I guess you're right...

RB: Besides, you think I would miss out on a chance to be in the presence of such a beautiful pink angel? *hugs her from behind*

Poppy: That's sweet of you!

RB: And you hair is softer than silk!

Poppy: Aww *chuckles* well I do condition U^U

RB: *kisses her on lips and walks away*

Poppy: I AM LE SHOOKETH

*back with us*

RB: Alright I did it! Change me back!

Me: Barb you know what to do.

Barb: *hits him with cord*

Branch: AH! Finally. Thank you U_U

Riff: Not gonna lie you were pretty good with flirting ! I like how you complimented her hair!

Branch: Thanks- wait... How did you know I complimented her hair? 

Riff: I-... Taurie told me to follow you-

Branch: WHAT?!

Me: I-I um... so like... 

Barb: Ok that's all folks!

LJ: No it aint! 

Barb: Huh? But Branch did his dare-

Me: Yes he did, but you have a question!

Barb: Oh ;-;

Aura: *takes out paper* Who is your crush?

Barb: And this is when I take me leave-

LJ: Actually, the paper says you CAN'T run away. 

Barb: Fine it's Carol ok BYEE!!

Me: The paper says you can't LIE either.

Barb: *sigh* WHYYYYYY!!

Thunder: Ok fine. It's me! Now let's end this-

LJ: HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A FUNNY JOKE! It ain't you -_-

Barb: .... fine I'll say it! It's R-riff...

Thunder: 💢😠

Me: AND THE TRUMPETS THEY GO DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DADADADA !!

Aura: WOOOOO!!

LJ:  LADIES AND GENTLETROLLS WE GOT EM!!

Branch: Bitch we been knew-

Poppy: CUE THE CONFETTI!!

Barb: W-WAIT DID RIFF HERE THAT?!

Me: Don't worry I put him in our soundproof room.

Aura: Our "soundproof" room is a regular room with a sign that says COVER YOUR EARS and has duct tape all over the walls -.-

Me: Listen I'm a child! Plus we on a budget- 

Poppy: Uh no. You are a 13 year old girl with like $200 in cash, $100 on your debit card, and $12,000 in your bank account. You're legally rich.

Me: I don't have access to my bank account!! Only my parents can withdraw from there. Plus they control all my money. You really think they'll let me spend tons of dollars on a soundproof room?

Branch: Eh, fair enough!