Me: What's UPP?!?!?!?! It's ya girl C I N N A M O N =) . And we are BACK! With a question for BROPPPPYY!! EVERYONE'S OTP !!

Poppy: OOOH YAY 👏👏👏👏!! Isn't that cool, Branchie? 

Branch: Yep, it is. Is the question appropriate? We don't wanna ruin the wattpaders' innocence.

Me: Bold of you to assume we're innocent.

LJ: Yeah dude, there's a reason Wattpad has a dark cursed side. They got all kinda cursed fanfics and pictures over there.

Branch: What do you mean by cursed fanfics and pics?

Aura: Cursed fanfics! Like Bakugou x Trump

Me: Shrek x Trump

LJ: Bob the builder x dora

Thunder: Trump x Biden. And don't even get us started on the pictures!

Branch: Please don't!

Me: Hello? Have you forgot about the BROPPY QUESTION?!

Barb: We haven't -.-

Thunder: Why isn't anyone asking and daring Bunder?

Me: .... who the frickity fuckity is Bunder, you're deadbeat cousin or something?

Thunder: Bunder is me and Barb's ship name! *grabs her by the shoulder and nuzzles her neck*

Barb: DUDE GET OFF ME!

Thunder: But-

Me: THAT'S SEXUAL ASSAULT MAN-

Thunder: Tch

Barb: Don't worry... I just wanna do it in private. Meet me in the bathroom 10 minutes after the episode ;)

Thunder: Ah! I get it ;)

Barb: ;)

Aura: *whispers* You only said that so he'd leave you alone- 

Barb: *whispers* Yep

Me: Alright the question is from EsmeraldLovesBroppy . She asks how much do Poppy and Branch love each other?

Poppy: OOOOOO!!! WORDS CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!!!!! HE'S MY HEART, MY SOUL, MY BLOOD, MY LOVE-

Me: Poppy the question was how much you love him, not please say you're wedding vows.

@OpefuLee : I ALREADY PRE ORDERED THE CHAIRS AND RENTED THE BALLROOM-

Poppy: Anyways I love him more that fingering myself while looking at his picture-

Riff: *spits out lemonade* MISS MA'AM WHAT-

Barb: WHATDIDSHESAY-

Branch: 😵😳 👃🩸

Me: OMG-

Aura: CHILE!!

Thunder: The fuck is up with this woman...

Me: A-anyways, Branch your answer?

Branch: I love her a lot -v-

A Neon Sign Appeared Above Them That Tells The Wattpaders To Clap

Me: Ok. I have a personal question. How many nicknames do you have for Branch?

Poppy: Well... there is Branchie, Blueberry, 

LJ: Blueberry fits well for him.

Poppy: Branchie Wanchie,

Barb: *stifled laughs* B-BRANCHIE WANCHIE PFFFT-

Branch: Whatever.

Poppy: Branchagus Asparagus,

Riff: BRANCHAGUS APARAGUS!!!!!!!! OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T-

Later that night..

The studio was locked up for the night, as the last lamps automatically turned off.  All is well..... Goodbye and Goodni-

*THUD THUD THUD*

Uh.. i said.. goodbye and goodni-

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Goodni-

*THUD KNOCK THUD THUD*

What is that NOISE? Huh? Thunder? What's he still doing he-

FLASHBACK: 

Barb: Don't worry... I just wanna do it in private. Meet me in the bathroom 10 minutes after the episode ;)

Thunder: Ah! I get it ;)

FLASHBACK END

Oh.. right. 

Thunder: *looks through bathroom window* Cinnamon? C-Cinnamon! Over here! 

Me: Oh dear here we go.. I'll just pretend... OMG THUNDER!! ARE YOU OK?!

Thunder: No... I waited for Barb... I even brought my ball gag -

Me: *mentally gagging* Ok I'll let you out!! 

Thunder: TYSM-

Me: OH NO!! I DON'T HAVE THE BATHROOM KEY!! I LEFT IT IN MY HOUSE!!! 

Thunder: B-but it's in your hand!

Me: It's my house key!

Thunder: There's a piece of tape on the keychain..

Me: SO?

Thunder: ..... "Bathroom Key" is written on the tape-

Me: UH OH! MY HEARING WENT AWAY!! OH DEAR IT'S LATE I SHOULD  GO!! HAVE FUN WITH THE BATHROOM GHOST THUNDER!!

Thunder: W-WAIT I HAVE PHASMPHOBIA-