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chapter nine

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thatsjjk
hello hello

me
hello hello

me
tell me what you want
right now

thatsjjk
i'm gonna give it to you right now

me

me
the lyrics aren't even right

thatsjjk
but the context is ;)

me
why are you so damn
thirsty omg

thatsjjk

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me
eye—

thatsjjk
did i make you laugh
at least?

me
*sighs* yeah

thatsjjk
send nudes then

me

me
????

thatsjjk
marilyn monroe once said

thatsjjk
"if you can make a woman laugh,
you can make her do anything."

me
what if i'm not a woman tho

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
are you serious?

me
why

me
what's the problem with that?

thatsjjk
but i'm not interested in men

thatsjjk
please don't think that i'm
homophobic or anything

thatsjjk
but i'm just not attracted
to the same gender

me

me
everyone is somehow gay

me
i mean

me
i wouldn't mind spending
a night with hyuna

thatsjjk
stupid bitch

thatsjjk
first of all, you just
admitted that you're a girl
by saying that you're 'gay'
and that you'd like to spend
a night with hyuna

thatsjjk
second of all wtf i've been
asking for a hookup but you
always rejected

thatsjjk
but when it comes to a stranger
you'd accept?

me
bitch it's hyuna we're
talking about

thatsjjk
you'd spend a night with
a woman you don't know

thatsjjk
but not with a nice guy like me?

me
who?

thatsjjk

me
come on

me
there must be a man
that makes you hella gay

me
i can name many women tbfh

thatsjjk
so you're not a man ?

me
nope i'm a biological woman

me
even tho being a man would
be way easier and better

me
name one kpop idol who makes
you go silly to wrap your willy

thatsjjk
oh yes i have one in mind

me
YES

thatsjjk
it's not an official idol yet

thatsjjk
but MY idol

me
omg i wanna know who it issss

me
name?

thatsjjk
oh you know her

thatsjjk
she's really beautiful

thatsjjk
pretty fucking dumb

thatsjjk
but still a lil bean yk

me
omg is it chungha

me
that woman is like my wife

thatsjjk
another proven point that
she's pretty fucking dumb

me
huh?

thatsjjk

me

me
you sneaky lil bitch

thatsjjk
hehe that's me

thatsjjk
can i get nudes now

me
wtf no

thatsjjk
:(

thatsjjk
but i'm bored

me
go play with your fish then

thatsjjk
can you be my fish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me
i can be the girl who rolls
your sleeves down while you
wash your hands

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
THATS JUST PURE EVIL

thatsjjk
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

me
CAUSE YOU PISS ME OFF

thatsjjk
that's not a good way
to be talking about the man
who's going to make these
panties drop :(

me
i don't see no man

me
and the only man who
can make these panties drop
is kim namjoon

thatsjjk
you mean the rapper?

me
no bitch i mean the taxi driver

me
of course i mean the rapper

thatsjjk
he ain't even that hot..

me

me

thatsjjk
okay

thatsjjk
RM. AINT. THAT. HOT.

me

me
you're acting like you're
the hottest bitch on this
damn planet

thatsjjk
wellllll

thatsjjk
let me send you something to
prove you wrong

me
istg if you send me
your pictures again

thatsjjk

thatsjjk

me

me
stop. attacking. me.

thatsjjk
heheehehehehheheheh

me
ew stop

thatsjjk
noo im bored :(

me
what do you want
me to do then

thatsjjk
something unholy

me
texting with you is
unholy enough sweetie

thatsjjk
sWeEtiE

thatsjjk
i love pet names but
that's just not it

thatsjjk
i'll call you some names
during our hookup but
it will definitely not be
sWEETIE

me
are you on some kinky
shit or something

thatsjjk
you don't even know
the half of it ;)

me
don't you have class
or something

thatsjjk
nope

thatsjjk
i'm still waiting to
get transferred

me
which university?

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
ooooh you wanna
stalk me baby

thatsjjk
kinky

me
no you desperate bitch i
just wanna have a nice
conversation with you
for once

thatsjjk
you could have a nice night
with me for as many times as
you want to instead

me

thatsjjk
fineeee

thatsjjk
it's just the seoul national
university

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Yura's face falls faster than a corpse in cement boots. In that instant her skin becomes greyed, her mouth hangs with lips slightly parted and her eyes are as wide as they could stretch.

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thatsjjk
helloooo

thatsjjk
why aren't you responding

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
are you okay?

me
yeah i'm fine

thatsjjk
oh okay

thatsjjk
i just thought that something
happened

thatsjjk wants to video-chat with you
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me
i said i'm fine lol

thatsjjk
yeah i know

thatsjjk
i just want to video chat
with you

thatsjjk
to see if you're really an
80-year-old man or nah

me
i already said that i'm not

thatsjjk
well you could still be
an 80-year-old woman

thatsjjk
not that i experienced that
or anything

thatsjjk
just accept it

thatsjjk wants to video-chat with you
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