6:45 PM
THOR'S WIFE: KAT
THOR'S WIFE: K A T
THOR'S WIFE: K I T T Y K A T
THOR'S WIFE: KATHERINE NICOLE STARK
read 6:54 pm

7:28 pm
THOR'S WIFE: biTCH HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ON READ 👹

8:14 pm
THOR'S WIFE: are you doing superhero stuff?
THOR'S WIFE: are you dEAD?? OH MY FOD
THOR'S WIFE: iS THAT WHY YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING?? BC LIKE IM ONLY GOING TO UR FUNERAL FOR CAKE-

8:38 pm
THOR'S WIFE: IS THERE A CODE PHRASE THAT WILL PUT ME DIRECTLY THROUGH TO THAT FURY GUY??
THOR'S WIFE: bc im really worried rn
THOR'S WIFE: hoLY SHIT IM TALKING TO A DEAD PERSON- WAY TO GO LOGAN!

9:15 pm
PHONY STARK: No, I'm not dead.
PHONY STARK: yes there's a code phrase.
PHONY STARK: just say "is there anyone who speaks german?" and the receptionist should put you right through. That's actually my code phrase for when I'm in trouble, and one of the only three that will go instantly to Director fury no matter what.

THOR'S WIFE: nOw you ANSWER??

PHONY STARK: it's "family " dinner and game night.

THOR'S WIFE: you've been playing board games for three hours?

PHONY STARK: all of the avengers at one table = tony instigating a roast battle.

THOR'S WIFE: hoLD UP, THE AVENGERS PLAYING BOARD GAMES??
THOR'S WIFE: tell me more please-

PONY STARK: tony: all right you freeloaders, what are we playing tonight?
PHONY STARK: steve: I haven't played monopoly in decades-
PHONY STARK: steve: owns 80% of the properties on the board and buys tony out of bankruptcy for three more.
PHONY STARK: tony: how are you beating me??
Steve: im the superior player here, obviously.
Tony: 👀
Also tony: *sweeps game board off of the table* oh look, I won.
Steve:
Tony:
Clint: so, how about MARIO kart?
PHONY STARK: and that's just the non violent version- let's just say that friendships were tested and threats were made during this brief of but very intense game.

THOR'S WIFE: can I come over next Saturday? i need to witness this-

SEPTEMBER 8TH
4:30 am
tony sTANK: if my name is still tony sTANK in your phone I'm grounding you-

stretch mcgee: if my name is still stretch mcgee in your phone im going to tell Bruce that you're the one who keeps stealing his glasses and lab coats.

tony sTANK: ..well played, child.

tony sTANK: Wait-
Go to sleep
It's it's almost five in the morning-
*weird asthmatic breathing noises* kaTHERINE I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY

stretch mcgee: funny, I thought my father was the head of HYDRA.

tony sTANK: new phone who dis??

THE BABYSITTERS CLUB
5:04 am

toorichtodealwurshit: you guys Katherine found the file-

master assassin trash: what file?

trash for master assassin trash: anthony stark
i told you not meddle in her shit.

Zeus: what iS HAPOENIJG

toorichtodealwurshit: who put thunder thighs in the group chat??

master assassin trash: who gave you the right to meddle into Katherine's origins?

trash for master assassin trash: anthony stark you better have a way to fix this. i find out that she knows everything, im going to kill you.

GREEN RAGE MACHIENE: Wait- That's what you've been doing for two months?? You put together a report on a teenage girl??

toorichtodealwurshit: when she first came here she didn't have a last name. and I got curious, why? because everybody has a last name.
I started searching with good intentions, just to tell her what her last name was at least.. but the I found the old HYDRA records-

master assassin trash: she's going to the kitchen, tony. you better hope she's not planning to blow up.

old man: you dug up her HYDRA records? tony, that's personal stuff that she needs to find on her own, when she's ready for the truth.

the other old man: Wait.. how.. does this mean you found everything?

toorichtodealwurshit: I found enough, Soldier.

September 9th

10:18 am

boYFRIEND: you look beautiful today, by the way.
bOYFRIEND: i didn't get the chance to tell you that this morning-

beautiful girl that owns my heart: Zander, pay attention please. I don't want to get in trouble again.

bOYFRIEND: i can't, your beauty is just too distracting
bOYFRIEND: you look like an angel when the sun hits your face like that

ANGEL: why do you do that?

bOYFRIEND: do what? are you blushing?? that's so cute!! i just want to squish your lil tomato cheeks and kiss you 😍

ANGEL: zander French, pay attention to the board or so help me im going to get Selena.

bOYFRIEND: no need to go to such extremes darling-

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HEY GUYS, I KNOW ITS BEEN A HOT SECOND SINCE I UPDATED SO I JUST WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING FUNNY AND CUTE BC ITS GONNA BE ANOTHER TWO WEEKS BEFORE CHAPTERS THIRTEEN AND FOURTEEN ARE GOING TO TO BE PUBLISHED

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS  CHAPTER WITH THOSE FAKE TEXTS IMAGES BUT I LIKED THIS WAY BETTER

-imbroglio (read her scarletvision fic bc Just-) left for her fine arts camp and won't be back for a good two weeks or so. im actually going to send her the handwritten copies of thirteen and fourteen after I save them to here. she didn't want to miss an update so i promised her one better, first hand look at how it all comes together!

shoutout in the next chapter to whoever can guess which one is Natasha and which one is Clint in the group chat