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Aragon: *sees a snake on the floor* somebody kill that snake!

Cleves: well if you insist. *proceeds to throw henry out a window*

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Boleyn: i saw you hanging out with jane yesterday.

Parr: anne, it's not what you think!

Boleyn: *pulls out a shotgun*

Boleyn: i wON'T HESITATE, BITCH!

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Howard: catherine, can i try something?

Aragon: sure! go for it, kat!

Howard: *claps three times* a-ra-gon.

Aragon: yes?

Howard: *claps three times* a-ra-goff.

Aragon: *faints*

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Aragon: *dramatically* she was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Boleyn: his name was jared, he was nineteen.

Seymour: when his parents built a very strange machine.

Cleves: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen.

Howard: AAAAAAYYYY MACARENA!!!

Parr: ... horrible job, everyone.

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Cleves: *stares off into space*

Seymour: what's wrong?

Cleves: what happens if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?

Seymour:

Seymour: *stares off into space as well*

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Boleyn: it's a little muggy out today.

Aragon: i swear to god if i go outside and all the mugs are out on the lawn, i'm going to kill you.

Boleyn: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

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Howard: anna made me feel things.

Parr: what things?

Howard: feelings.

Parr: she made you feel feelings?

Howard: yes.

Parr: what a bitch.

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Howard: what if the sex toys were alive in toy story?

Seymour: kat no...

Howard: you've got a friend IN me.

Boleyn: *spits out water suddenly*

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Cleves: *spins around in a chair ominously* i've been expecting y-

Cleves: *chair continued to spin* shit.

Cleves: *tries to stop spinning* shit!

Cleves: *tries to grab a lamp or table to stop spinning* sHIT!

Cleves: *falls out of chair* SHIT!

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Aragon: you look beautiful today.

Seymour: thank y-

Aragon: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!

Aragon: you look beautiful everyday.

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