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fuck it here's a ship special-

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Howard: when you said 'magical in bed', this isn't exactly what i was expecti-

Cleves: *holds up eight of hearts* is this your card?

Howard: *softly* holy shit-

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Seymour: *putting her feet up on the table* so i heard like bad girls.

Aragon: no?

Seymour: *quickly taking her feet off* oh, thank god. that felt awful.

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Boleyn: hey, you wanna find out your gay name?

Parr: my what?

Boleyn: your gay name.

Parr: sure. what is it?

Boleyn: it's your name...

Boleyn: *gets on one knee*

Boleyn: and my last name.

Parr: o-oh my god.

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Cleves: i'm going to tell the whole world that we're bros, bro.

Howard: okay bro.

Cleves: *whispers* we're bros.

Howard: why did you whisper bro?

Cleves: cause you're my whole world bro.

Howard: *clutches heart* bro.

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Aragon: i'll be right back i have to take the rubbish out.

Aragon:

Aragon: jane why are you following me?

Seymour: i thought we were going on a date.

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Parr: i am a strong and independent person. i don't need ANYBODY.

Boleyn: *heelys down the street with her sunglasses  on crooked while holding her middle finger on each hand*

Parr: well nevermind i guess.

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[Texts between Kat and Anna]

Howard: dude.

Cleves: i'm busy now.

Cleves: i just ate glass by accident.

Howard: you what?

Cleves: please leave me alone.

Cleves: i ate glass.

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Seymour: *walking downstairs* is something burning...?

Aragon: *leaning against the counter* just my desire for you.

Seymour: catherine, the toaster is on fire.

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Parr: anne, we need to talk about-

Boleyn: the building was already on fire when i got here.

Parr: what?

Boleyn: what.

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Cleves: *drunk af* i should arrest you for being so beautiful you sexy bastard you.

Cleves: *whispers* but don't tell my girlfriend i said that to you.

Howard: i am your girlfriend.

Cleves: no fucking way dude. that's awesome.

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Seymour: wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Aragon: i'm more into dark humour actually.

Seymour: *turns off lights*

Seymour: knock knock.

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Boleyn: you're so clingy.

Parr:

Parr: YOU came into MY bed!

Boleyn: *wrapping her arms around cathy's body* and you let me?? you're smothering me cathy.

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added two extra incorrect quotes teehee

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