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Boleyn: *loudly* i liked you first!

Parr: *louder* i confessed first!!

Boleyn: *yelling* FINE BUT I ASKED YOU OUT FIRST!!

Parr: OKAY, BUT I SAID "I LOVE YOU" FIRST!!!

Boleyn: tch fine...

Boleyn: *getting down on one knee* i proposed first.

Parr: *though tears* m-motherfucker...

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Cleves: name one bad thing i've done to you.

Howard: you convinced me eggs weren't real!

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Aragon: listen, i too would become evil if a teal platypus would come everyday and patiently listen to me rant about a less than ideal childhood before mutually beating each other up.

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Seymour: when you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

Boleyn: if you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe this wouldn't happen.

Parr: who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

Aragon: who goes into the store and just takes a bite from the cheese.

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Parr: you disgust me.

Cleves: *eating a kitkat sideways* i realised this and don't care.

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Aragon: would you consider yourself a godly woman?

Howard: yeah.

Howard: i'm always at the top of leaderboards in disney trivia.

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Parr: whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Boleyn: what?

Parr: you always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Boleyn: i love you.

Parr:

Boleyn:

Boleyn: also cereal qualifies as a soup.

Parr: i fucking knew it!

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Aragon: you want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the house? which was on FIRE?!

Howard: *covered in ash and holding 14 disney posters* not really.

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Cleves: the only time i take the high road is when marijuana is involved.

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Seymour: what's your favourite month?

Howard: july.

Seymour: why july?

Howard: i didn't lie.

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