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Boleyn: what's a bottom?

Seymour: NO!

Parr: this is not an appropriate conversation anne.

Cleves: basically, your partner, the top, is like the queen. and the bottom is the peasant. kat would know all about this.

Howard: *pouting and blushing* babe!

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Aragon: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf, i can make a hat, i can stab anne's eyes out, i can make mittens.

Seymour: ... what was the middle one?

Aragon: i can make a hat.

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Seymour: what are you guys going to be for halloween?

Parr: sad.

Boleyn: gay.

Aragon: sexy.

Howard: minecraft.

Cleves: sexy minecraft!

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Parr: anne is so weird. i can't believe i'm going to sleep with her.

Seymour: i mean, you don't have to-

Parr: no, i'm gonna.

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Howard: hey, cathy, wanna third wheel on my date with anna?

Parr: ... i guess.

Howard: anne! wanna third wheel on my date with anna?

Boleyn: of course!

Howard: great! i've always wanted to double date!

Boleyn: wait...

Parr: i can't breathe.

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Cleves: rules are made to be broken!

Aragon: they are made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.

Boleyn: uh... piñatas?

Seymour: glow sticks.

Parr: karate boards.

Howard: spaghetti when you have a small pot!

Cleves: rules.

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Aragon: go crawl in a ditch and die.

Boleyn: i hope you get hit by a bus.

Seymour: *walks into the room*

Boleyn: aren't we the bestest of friends?

Aragon: the best!

Seymour: *smiles and walks out*

Aragon: i'm going to push you off a cliff.

Boleyn: not if i push you off first.

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Parr: i'm gonna play a song i've been working on. it's called 'my experience with anxiety so far'.

Parr: *inhales*

Parr: *plays a single chord*

Parr: *screams*

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Cleves: *screaming* I FIXED IT!

Howard: what did you fix?

Cleves: EVERYTHING!

*loud explosion in the background*

Cleves: ... except that.

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Boleyn: bitch.

Aragon: blocked.

Boleyn: wait, no, unblock me! i have something important to tell you.

Aragon: unblocked.

Boleyn: bitch.

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