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Boleyn: okay, but imagine if fruits or vegetables were actually alive and SCREAMED every time we bit into them but to us their screams come off as crunches.

Parr: anne, please repeat after me.

Parr:

Boleyn:

Parr:

Boleyn:

Parr:

Boleyn: cathy, you're not saying anything.

Parr: i know.

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Cleves: *setting down a card* ace of spades!

Boleyn: *pulling out an uno card* +4!

Howard: *pulling out a pokemon card* pikachu, i choose you!

Seymour: w-what are we playing?

Parr: *reading in the corner* they call it 'chaos cards', you can bet with monopoly money. you'll get used to it.

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Boleyn: you're a monster, you will never know true fear.

Aragon: okay, first of all, have you ever heard jane yell your full name?

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Howard: i'm gay and confused.

Seymour: about your sexuality?

Howard: no, not about being gay. i just never know what is going on.

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Cleves: should i get chocolate or donuts?

Aragon: knock yourself out.

Cleves: 'knock yourself out' starts with a 'c' so i'm getting chocolate.

Aragon: KNOCK YOURSELF OUT STARTS WITH A C?!?!

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Boleyn: isn't the day before your birthday your own personal new years eve?

Parr: *slams hands on desk* god DAMN IT!

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Howard: do you think anna is gay?

Seymour:

Seymour: didn't you two make out last night?

Howard: BUT WHAT IF SHE MEANT IT AS A FRIEND?!

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Cleves: *going to get a snack* i'm gonna munch, i'm gonna crunch.

Cleves: *does a very strange walk*

Parr:

Parr: *whispering* what the fuck is she on?

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Boleyn: did you know that technically atoms never touch each other. since we're made out of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives. so to answer your question, jane, no i did not punch catherine.

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Aragon: i'm literally so pissed off. i just realised they're called pancakes because they're cakes you make in a frying pan. screw english.

Parr: waterfall.

Aragon: oh my god i'm FURIOUS!

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