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Cleves: *laying on a table* hey kat, bab-

Table: *breaks*

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Boleyn: *knocks on cathy's door* cathy?

Parr: can't sleep again?

Boleyn: *sighs* yeah, i... i need some hot tea.

Parr:

Boleyn:

Parr: *looks around and whispers* i heard jane say fuck yesterday.

Boleyn: *gasps* really?!

Parr: twice.

Boleyn: *sits down on cathy's bed* tell. me. everything.

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Howard: sometimes you gotta channel the murderous energy you get from certain songs into makeup.

Seymour: as weird as that sounds, i get that.

Howard: i mean, better channel that energy into makeup than murder.

Aragon: why not both?

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Howard: you think anna and i -both over eighteen years of age- are immature?

Parr: yes, exactly.

Howard: anna, what do you think?

Cleves: well, first of all, cathy doesn't get to play in our fort with that kind of attitude.

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Boleyn: aww, do you have a crush on me, cathy?

Parr:

Parr: i'm literally asking you to marry me.

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Aragon: ... you're pregnant?!

Seymour: WHAT? you gotta me kid-in-me!

Aragon: ... did you get pregnant just to tell that joke?

Seymour: totally birth it! *slaps knee*

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Howard: do you guys wanna see a butterfly?

The other queens:

Parr: please don't thr-

Howard: *yeets the butter across the room*

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Some criminals: WE HAVE ANNE! GIVE US RANSOM OF-

Aragon: you have anne?

Some criminals: y-yeah, GIVE US TH-

Aragon: keep her.

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Cleves: *pees in the living room*

Seymour: bad dog! bad anna! bad dog!

Cleves: *barks*

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Boleyn: if i could die right now, that'd be just great.

Parr: if you died right now, everything would go to shit.

Boleyn: aw, you care about me!

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