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Aragon: *texting anna* hey

Aragon: did you poison me yesterday?

Aragon: be honest.

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Boleyn: i seriously can't believe you actually fell in love with cathy. she treats you horribly, you deserve much better.

Seymour: is anne talking to the mirror?

Howard: yes, don't look at her.

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Cleves: *recovering in the hospital* you call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from god.

Aragon: *smacks her upside the head*

Seymour: *frantically going through google to find out what a 'vibe check' is*

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Boleyn: let's play 21 questions. you start.

Parr: uh sure, what's your favourite colour?

Boleyn: triangle. are you into girls?

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Howard: when i get murdered can you make sure i become an unsolved case?

Parr: what?

Howard: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Parr: can we go back to the part where you said "when i get murdered"?

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Seymour: you know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Aragon: okay, but consider: i'm really, really good at violence.

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Howard: anna sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.

Cleves: *sleeping* fight me... you motherfucker... square up... i think the fuck not...

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Aragon: i do not have anger issues okay?!

Parr: oh yeah? remember when that mcdonald's employee got your order wrong and you screamed "YOU MCFUCKED UP!"

Seymour: and then you called him a "chicken mcnobody."

Aragon: hehe. "chicken mcnobody". classic.

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Cleves: how did you find me?

Boleyn: oh, i saw a huge explosion and wondered: "now, who could that be?"

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Howard: OH C'MON DUDE GET DOWN FROM THERE!

Boleyn: FUCK OFF I AM ONE WITH MY KIND NOW!

Parr: what are you doing?

Howard: there were birds in the tree and i told anne that she should go say hi to her brothers so she climbed the tree to spite me, but now she won't get down.

Boleyn: I WILL NEVER COME DOWN!

Boleyn: I'M WHERE I BELONG!

Boleyn: CAW CAW BITCH!

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