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Parr: *trying to tell a story* so i was sitting there-

Howard: *at the other side of the room* barbecue sauce on my titties.

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Seymour: ah-choo!

Aragon: bless yo- oh my god are you sick? you're sick right? why didn't you say anything? go lay down, i'll make you some soup.

Boleyn: ah-cho-

Aragon: oh my god can you shut up?

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Cleves: oh please, i'm a queen. so i was born with a certain sense of direction.

Cleves:

Cleves: now, where am i?

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Seymour: hey, is anyone else d-

Aragon: dead?

Howard: drained?

Cleves: drunk?

Boleyn: depressed?

Parr: deprived of sleep?

Seymour: ... done with their work? what is wrong with you people?!

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Boleyn: what goes up but never comes down?

Parr: the amount of stress you bring me.

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Seymour: do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "oh no! it's a cop!"?

Aragon: you spent all day with anne and kat, didn't you?

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Cleves: if i'm not playing the trumpet.

Cleves: i'm eating a crumpet.

Cleves: *skateboards away*

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Boleyn: dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

Cleves and Howard: *tearing up as they lightly fistbump*

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Aragon: hey guess where i am.

Parr: hell.

Aragon: no i'm at the zoo but i'll be there soon enough.

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Boleyn: popular opinion.

Boleyn: mint ice cream and other mint flavoured foods taste GREAT and y'all can't change my mind.

Parr: do you accept constructive criticism?

Boleyn: choose your next words carefully my good friend.

Parr: m i n t s u c k s

Boleyn: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE TO DISRESPECT MY MINTS!

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