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Cleves: *finger guns* hey, cool beans, how are you?

Howard: *whispers* she's so cool.

Parr: you have such low standards.

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Boleyn: hey guys, do you dare me to kiss cathy?

The other queens: no.

Boleyn: *pulling cathy towards her* i can't believe you guys are making me do this!

The other queens: we're nOT ANNE!

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Aragon: *laying seductively on a bed* why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seymour: *unimpressed* catherine, please put your shirt back on. we're in ikea and people are staring.

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Aragon and Seymour: we're getting engaged!

Boleyn: what is... 'engaged'?

Seymour: when two people love each other a lot and they want to be together forever, they get engaged.

[later that day]

Boleyn: cathy. we're getting engaged.

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Parr: damn, the power went out.

Cleves: don't worry, i've got this.

Cleves: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Parr: what-

Cleves: i swallowed a flashlight.

Parr: *on the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU-

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Howard: that's a pretty rock.

Boleyn: catherine gave it to me.

Aragon: i threw it at you.

Boleyn: she's very sweet.

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Parr: *sighs* no one really loves me...

Boleyn: are you sure?

Parr: yeah...

Boleyn: *pointing aggressively at herself* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?!

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Seymour: i have a bad feeling about this.

Cleves: what do you mean?

Seymour: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Cleves: no?

Seymour: that actually explains so much.

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Howard: why can't dinosaur's clap?

Seymour: because they hands are too sh-

Aragon: because they're all dead.

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Boleyn: welcome to my very first vlog in which i try different hair products!

Boleyn: *sprays hairspray into her mouth*

Boleyn: well, right off the bat, i can tell you this one is not very good.

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