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[playing twister]

Howard: cathy, right hand red.

Parr: *ends up on top of anne*

Boleyn: okay, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Howard: i stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly i'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

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Aragon: *loading a nerf gun with real bullets* it's NERF or nOtHING-

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Cleves: wanna hear a joke?

Aragon: what is it?

Cleves: money.

Aragon: oh i get it!

Cleves: i get it a lot too!

Cleves and Aragon: *laughs together in wealthy*

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Parr: *recording videos with everyone* i have no intention of being friends.

Parr: *playing video games with everyone* you're all just stepping stones to my success.

Parr: *baking a cake for jane's birthday* friends are a distraction.

Parr: *in a group hug* disgusting.

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Seymour: how many popsicles have you had today?

Howard: *laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers* now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human.

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Aragon: call the kids, they're not listening to me.

Seymour: i'm not their mum.

Aragon: just do it.

Seymour: *to the other queens* okay everyone! line up, we're going back to our house!

The other queens: *immediately following like ducklings*

Aragon:

Seymour: no listen, LISTEN! i'm not their-

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Howard: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, anna?

Cleves: nope.

Parr: i do!

Howard: i know, cathy.

Parr: i'm sad.

Howard: i know, cathy.

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Boleyn: a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and i killed it.

Boleyn: and i started thinking:

Boleyn: like it was just trying to get food.

Boleyn: what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.

Boleyn: how would i feel?

Aragon: what the fuck- are you okay?

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Howard: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because i'm the one you need.

Cleves: i'm a ten.

Howard: no, it's a pickup li-

Cleves: I. Am. A. TEN!

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Seymour: you were hurt, what do you remember?

Boleyn: just the ambulance ride.

Parr: we didn't take an ambulance, anna drove us.

Boleyn: but i heard a siren.

Aragon: that was kat.

Howard: sorry, i was nervous.

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