3rd person POV;

Minhee stands in front of her kitchen counter, where the plants are staring back at her, while she contemplates how her life came up to this point.

she grabs the nearest chair and drags it over to where the plants are.

this is gonna be a long night.

she thought to herself.

Minhee's POV;

I prop my elbow on the kitchen counter and rest my head on my hand.

"dear lord jisoos, what the actual fuck did I do to deserve this?"

I mutter under my breath.

"alright, I'll listen to all of your speeches and whatever, but under ONE CONDITION."

I continue in a VERY

VERY

EXTREMELY

IMMENSELY

REMARKABLY

UNDENIABLY

PRESSINGLY

aggravated tone.

"I HAVE EXACTLY 1 DAY LEFT UNTIL MY ENGLISH PAPER, BIOLOGY REPORT, AND CALCULUS NOTES ARE DUE! DID I MENTION THAT I LITERALLY HAVEN'T SLEPT IN YEARS?!"

"okay, okay geez lady, we'll hurry up."

a sassy voice calls, somewhere in the crowd of tiny plant-people.

BISH I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKIN' MORNING AND THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW IS SASS FROM MY EX-DISCOUNTED PLANTS.

I leap up from my chair, knocking the poor thing onto the ground, and with my remaining bit of energy from those 26 cups of iced coffee, I LITERALLY roar out;

"WHO FLIPPITY FLAP HENTAI FAP SAID THAT TO ME?!"

the plants that I think called themselves "EXO" moved out of the way to reveal a sassy little man, 'bout the same height as Aloe Monster, maybe slightly taller, I really can't tell.

for all I know, I'm just hella high on iced coffee and Oreos, and EXTREMELY sleep deprived.

the sassy little human, with small eyes, a long face, and THICCCCCC eyebrows. (issa thicccccc shistar ;))

small pieces of greenish-burgandy leaves sticking out of his messy, dark brown hair.

"that's just normal Sefig," the little human who called out "wE aRe eXo" earlier, said while nervously chuckling.

"oh and I'm JadeHo."

the man with small jade leaves in his hair, and some resting on his shoulders. also the man who finally made that 'Sefig' SHUT THE FRICK UP.

this is a Christian Minecraft server and we do not swear, please and thank you.

the other members try to contain their giggles after JadeHo said his name.

"hehehe, Jade HOE."

the smol human with light brown hair, and spikes all over his body, imitated.

"I SWEAR ON MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FRICK UP IM GONNA SNIPPITY SNIP SNAP ALL YOUR LEAVES OFF AND NOT WATER Y'ALL FOR A WEEK."

Ooohh, silence has entered the chat.

I roughly massage my temples, letting out a PHAT sigh, before tiredly saying;

"let's get this over with, tell me all of your names so I can go back to sleep."

the lil plant-human-thing, I think his name is 'JadeHoo' or 'Jadeho' one of those, I can't remember, steps up and clears his throat.

"I'm Jadeho, and we are..."

he looks over to the 8 or 7 other plants, anticipating a reaction or something from them.

"we are exooooooo." the plants say unenthusiastically.

"good enough." Jadeho forces out with a tight-lipped smile.

his facial expression just screaming "I WANNA FREAKIN' KILL MYSELF"

"you've already met Selfig, and this is Baek-tus." he says while gesturing to the lil plant-person who was imitating him earlier.

"this is Chan-vy, Palm-dae, Violetsoo, Ever-Lay, XiuFern, and Chai." he presents proudly to a strange to say the least, group of ex-plants and currently tiny people.

a group that consisted of a VERY tall, taller than Aloe Monster guy with ivy flowing off the top of his head and a LITERAL SHOW STOPPING SMILE.

if plants can smile, i-, never mind.

a small, palm-like, plant/person, rolling over my counters whining and screaming.

I swear on my entire wig collection I've been saving in my basement, just in case I get mine SHISTAR SNATCHED, that his voice can break glass if it didn't already.

a........thing, that somewhat resembles an evergreen fern, I think his name was, Ever-Lay, just sitting on the handle of a dirty fork, looking rather confused and daze.

two plants standing next to each other near the window sill, one that's noticeably taller than the other. the one that sorta resembles Violgi from Bangtan-plant-yeon-dan, most likely Violetsoo, cuz of the OBVIOUS violet sitting on the TOP OF HIS HEAD. and the other, taller one, with TEA LEAVES ON HIS HEAD AND ALL OVER HIS BODY, doing some, strange,

mating dance, thing???? I don't even know anymore.

and a single fern, standing amidst all the chaos, adding to the chaotic mess.

I look around and count all the plants of 'EXO' then loudly saying:

"OKAY THAT ALL OF YA, I'M GOIN BACK TO SLEEP NOW, K' GOODBYE. I'LL DEAL WITH THE REST OF Y'ALL TOMORROW WHEN I GET MY ICED COFFEE."

and with that, I DASHI RUN, RUN, RUN up the stairs, slamming my bedroom door shut, and lunging back into my bed, leaving my house SHOOK.

hahaha, that was SO funny.

*insert slow sarcastic clapping*

someone stop me, please.

I immedietly falling back asleep, cuz dealing with lil tiny humans/houseplants at 3 in the morning isnt exactly how I thought of spending my time.

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A/N;

BE PREPARED FOR A LONG ASS A/N!!

HI IM BACK AND I FINALLY UPDATED THIS KINDA DECEAASED BOOK.

YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COME UP WITH DIFFERENT PLANT INSFIRED NAMES FOR ALL THE EXO MEMEBERS.

AT LEAST THIS ISN'T ALL THE NCT UNITS OR SVT (i gonna add SVT. in as well oh boi)

YES AND THIS IS OT9, FITE ME, LAY IS MY ULTIMATE BIAS WRECKER.

and i know i repeated some of the same plants for their names, so please bear with me cuz im lazy and i wanted to just get this out.

K THX FOR READING MY GARBO :)