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𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞
"that's what i
fucking said,
don't repeat me"
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key
———
❆ = angst
✿ = fluff
❂ = both

dialogue prompts
(excuse the obvious peter prompts,
there are more)

1 "Can you please stop coming in through the windows? You keep scaring the hell out of me."

2 "I'm not really sure what you're doing is legal, so how about don't do that."

3 "Hey, I kind of just moved in? The walls are pretty thin, and I heard muffled screams coming from your place, are you good?"

4 "Wow, so this is what you've been hiding? Honestly... I'm not that surprised."

5 "You know, for a genius, you're kind of a dumbass."

6 "You just got stabbed and you want to know if I'm okay?!"

7 "Did... Did you just get yourself stuck to the ceiling?"

8 "Holy shit, you're freezing! C'mon, let's go get you warmed up."

9 "I thought you... of all people, would understand why I do this."

10 "You are so good. How could it be anyone else?"

11 "You're still my favorite person. Even if you are part spider and wear spandex."

12 "Then I'll wait until you're ready. For you, I'd wait forever and then some."

13 "You deserve all things that are good, and I won't stop reminding you of that."

14 "Your hands are always so cold."

15 "I know you're a boy and boys aren't supposed to be pretty, but damn, are you a pretty boy."

16 "Every day we stray further from gods light..."

17 "Hey peebrain, you teleport?"

18 "You may spank it, once."

19 "Take it easy, but take it."

20 "I'm sorry I scared you, I didn't mean to"

21 "Eyes on me"

22 "How dare you?"

23 "Please never stop smiling"

24 "Criss cross it"

25 "Tell me what you're feeling."

26 "Do not. Tempt. Me."

27 "Stop being so attractive."

time stamp; 2:25 will post more at later time.