Alex and Henry knew exactly how they got here, sitting in the White House, across from Zahra who looked like she wanted to murder them.

Hours before this, Alex decided it was a good idea to google Henry on Wikipedia. Of course not wanting to admit he'd done it countless times before.

He's too prideful, but he was working on it in therapy. Henry was out working with Pez at the shelter. And he was bored, finished with assignments.

Even David was bored which spoke volumes, so as Alex was dying of boredom, he googled Henry's Wikipedia page, reading all the basics.

Who his parents are, siblings, the bullshit that is the monarchy, that he almost skimmed past it, but it caught his eye, his height was stated at six foot two.

It made him laugh, because his boyfriend was one hundred percent not six foot two, if anything he was six foot in shoes and five ten out of them.

He reviewed everything else, skipping over the drama of what the media called the 'Waterloo letters'. Neither he nor Henry wanted to read through or remember one of the worst times in their lives.

He shook his head and smugly changed it, adding a wink emoji, maybe he'd tweet about these shenanigans once Henry was in the loop. He knew the public would eat it up, and it was all harmless fun.

Henry got back to the brownstone later that early evening, Alex greeting him with a smile and kiss, "How was your day, baby?" He asked, watching as Henry took off his shoes.

"It was good, the kids were trying to convince me to let them paint the walls rainbow." Henry replied with a short chuckle.

Alex teased, "And you didn't let them? That's not very ally of you."

Henry rolled his eyes fondly, "I'm sorry, this coming from the man who basically told me that I was his bisexual awakening."

Alex scoffed, "I'm still pissed, June told you that."

Henry smirked, "Oh I know you are darling."

Alex couldn't help but melt when Henry smirked, this man did things to him that he could only explain in a list. But that was a project for another day.

Henry's phone pinged, it was probably a text, he looked at it to see that it was his sister, Beatrice. He picked up his phone to read what it said.

Bea🐝: Check out this Twitter thread!

Henry sighed, he hoped it wasn't bad, but this was twitter so he didn't have high hopes. He clicked on the link Bea sent and saw a screenshot.

It was his Wikipedia page, part of it highlighted, was a little message, it was obviously written by Alex. "He's not 6'2. 😉" Now he knew something was up.

Henry was able to read his boyfriend well. There was more of a mischievous glint in his eyes than normal, so he decided to go to Alex's page and write a message.

"You wear lifts, darling. 🤭" Then he went back to the thread, reading some replies.

blair @brooklynfirstprince
wait till Zahra finds out. 😬

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sunny @sunshineclaremontdiaz
Oh my god she's gonna be pissed! 🤣

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willow @willowloveshrhph
i love the energy we've created in the studio today. 😁

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tobey @prince_acd
@theagcd count your days my dude.

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rue @euphoricbabe
it was nice knowing you alex. 🫡 @theagcd

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mia @princessofnotgenovia
GUYS! HENRY MADE HIS OWN REPLY! 😳

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nicole @alexrencarnate
@princessofnotgenovia holy shit seriously?!

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mia @princessofnotgenovia
@alexrencarnate Yes! Here's the link!

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nicole @alexrencarnate
@princessofnotgenovia thank you! you're a legend! 🙌

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mia @princessofnotgenovia
@alexrencarnate No problem! 😁

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June Claremont-Diaz @theCJCD
good god this dumbass. @theagcd get your ass over here. 🤦‍♀️

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Nora Holleran @noraholleran
@theCJCD no. i wanna see where this goes. 💅

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Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd
@PrinceHenryUK this. means. war. 😤

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Percy Okonjo @pezlikethesweet
alexander, darling, are you trying to recreate the american revolution? 🧐

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Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd
@pezlikethesweet no. it's the gay revolution now. i assume you're on his side? 🙄

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Percy Okonjo @pezlikethesweet
@theagcd of course, he's my hazza. though i do love you! 😘

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Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK
@pezlikethesweet Thank you Pez. @theagcd As you wish, love. ❤️

And so the Wikipedia war as the fans dubbed it, continued, both parties not backing down. Keeping the entire thing completely playful.

But all good things must come to an end, when a few days later, the two men sat in front of Zahra, neither choosing to speak, her deadly glare scaring them both. "What the hell did you two do?"

Alex was quick to respond, "Nothing."

The older woman crossed her arms, her demeanor more demanding. "Then tell me why both of your Wikipedia pages are locked?!"

Henry, the ever quick witted, turned to his boyfriend. "Great question Zahra, care to explain that, dear?"

Alex shook his head, "No. No I don't. Why don't you? 'Mr. Not 6'2'."

Zahra sighed exasperatedly, "Do I really need to go to Twitter and read out loud the massive thread of your stunt?"

Henry looked at her, "Preferably not, unless Alex doesn't say it."

She pointed her finger towards him, "If this is another international incident you'll be disowned, Alexander."

Alex exclaimed, "For the love of god, why do you always blame me first?!"

"Because it's ninety nine percent of the time always your fault!" Zahra shouted.

"Fine! I may... have... started a Wikipedia war with Henry. Changing things on each other's pages." Alex admitted.

Henry jumped in, "Alex, Bea texted me about the twitter thread."

"I know, and I'm sorry. It was only a joke, since they're locked the information is most likely changed back to the original."

"The press will have a field day with this. I swear to god I don't get paid enough for this shit." Zahra mumbled.

She proceeded to call every contact she knew and do damage control. Contemplating if she should ask the President for a hefty raise.

Compensation for having to deal with her kid and his boyfriend. "All right, I've talked with everyone I know."

She directed her attention to Henry, "The situation is under control. Henry, please, keep him away from alcohol and social media for the foreseeable future."

Henry chuckled fondly, as Alex wore an apologetic yet pouty expression. "Yes ma'am."

Zahra began walking away, "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a glass of wine. Don't bother me unless someone is dying."

Alex and Henry arrived back to their hotel room, ordering food, later reading the archived thread and laughing at the response from people.

"I love you, even if you are incorrigible." Henry said.

Alex chuckled, kissing Henry's temple. "I love you too, H."
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The End of Chapter 1