"HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN AGAIN?!"

"How the hell do I know?!"

Tension was high in the ministry meeting room as workers and family members gathered in the high council to chamber.

Thanks to a Mad-Eye ( respectfully named after the aurors eye that kept watch over everything ) they were able to figure out what happend fairly quickly.

Regana Black, Leo Black, Teddy Lupin and Victorie Weasley had fallen through time.

And nobody knew where they had landed.

"Tell us what happend again," Kingsley instructed Hermes, the unspeakable that had bumped into Regana.

Hermes relayed his story, looking pretty annoyed. His first year here and he was already under questioning. Typical Lucan luck.

"And they didn't say anything about a time turner?" Jasmine Potter ( or rather, Black ) pressed, her arms crossed and a stressed crease appearing between her brows.

"No, they didn't say to me. 'Hey, we're gonna go break into a ministry room and disappear into the past, wanna come on?'"

"Okay, cut the sass," Sirius cut in. He rubbed his temples, "I thought that room was secure?"

"It is," Insisted one of the ministry security man, "The only people who have acess to it are the Potters!"

A tension filled silence hung in the air. Jasmine spun on her heel, fire burning in her eyes, "Are you trying to suggest-"

Sirius cringed, sending a quick mental prayer for the man as Harry jumped up and stood between them. "No," He said firmly, "He didn't mean it like that at all, did you?"

The ministry worker shook his head.

"See? No need to commit murder."

Jasmine slowly sat back down, still glaring at the man.

Bill Weasley sighed, "Okay, let's start at the beginning-"

"We're currently living the beginning mate,"

"No, I mean the actual beginning," He turned to Jasmine. "What happend when you went back?"

She pressed her lips together and looked at Sirius.

"Erm..."

"What was going through your head?" Bill tried instead.

"Uh-"

***

The greasy knock-off version of Kylo Ren ( who's name was apparently Severus ) and the criss crossed scar guy ( who was Teddy's dad? ) flooed her over to some house in London called Grimmauld place.

Regana didn't much appreciate the awkward silence, nor did she appreciate the warning they had given her before arriving.

"Don't tell anyone who you are, especially Sirius, Harry and Jasmine, they aren't your parents yet, the very idea of them together will probaly creep them out. Things are different here,"

Yeah, no shit. She got that when her grandfather threatened her.

Still, she was slightly curious about her parents. What was this version of her father like? With the whole 'azkaban' thing that her version of Sirius had skipped. Not to mention, she was going to be spending time with her now teenage mother.

That could be fun.

What was not fun however, was that fact that she had no idea where her brother was. You share a womb with a guy ( granted, at different times ) you kind've get concerned with him just up and vanishing. Not to mention Teddy ( who was missing quality father-son time with a father they never met ) and Victorie.

Where had they gotten zapped to?

That question would have to wait.

Snape left quickly, leaving her alone with Teddy's dad, Remus. The guy seemed weirded out by the situation, and she honestly couldn't blame him. She was too.

The kitchen they were in look like something from a horror movie, putting it nicely.

It had-

Oh... what the fuck?

Remus had just been about to offer her a cup of tea, but someone much more interesting had appeared over his shoulder.

It looked like her uncle George... but there were two of him?

Fred's name-sake you dipshit.

Oh yeah.

She forget about him.

They narrowed their eye's at her and she narrowed her eye's back.

"Lupin, who's this?" One asked suspiciously.

Remus turned, "Oh this is- Ana. Her name is Ana, she's a runaway pureblood."

Regana looked up at him with an incrediculous expression, the fuck was ruck with her actual name?

The twins looked surprised too. "A runaway pureblood? What the hell is she running away from?"

"Too many riding lessons?"

"Are you two purebloods too? Fucking hypocrites," She scoffed the last part. They'd gotten over all the blood prejudices years ago, against both muggle borns and purebloods.

"Ooh, feisty," She wasn't sure which one had said it.

"So," Said the other, "How come we haven't seen you around Hogwarts?"

***

Leo was no carpenter, but they were pretty sure that a carpet should not be on a ceiling.

They blinked a couple times, still lying on their aching back after falling out of buttfuck nowhere into some fancy old library/dining looking room.

After a few more moments, they realised that a carpet was not in fact on the ceiling, like they had previously thought, but rather the ceiling was covered in mirrors, and was merely reflecting what was going on below.

Am I dead?

That was a qood question.

They hauled themselves up, rubbing their backside and looking around. Oh yeah, this whole place reeked old money. Probaly a lot of incest. Maybe some family murderers too. Just your usual pureblood family.

Teddy looked around for a door and quickly strode towards the first one they saw and opened it.

It was a closet.

Teddy closed it again. They weren't planning to go back in there anytime soon.

They began to look for another door when one of the bookshelves swung open, revealing a kid around Teddy's age.

They stared at each other.

Teddy with blue hair.

The kid with blonde.

Teddy with doc martins.

The kid with loafers.

Teddy with a knitted sweater and faded brown jacket.

The kid with a suit.

"Scorpius?"

***

ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HASNT LET ME FORGET ABOUT THIS BOOK SO HERe YOU GO cripplingteen