Alyssa: Damn, the power went out.
Taehyung: Don't worry, I got this.
Taehyung: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Alyssa: What-?
Taehyung: I swallowed a glow stick!
Alyssa, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Taehyung: I actually have a black belt.
Alyssa: *impressed* In what, karate?
Taehyung: No, from Gucci.

Alyssa: Taehyung came home last night absolutely wasted, got undressed, and then just stood there in my bedroom.
Alyssa: So I asked him, "Are you coming to bed?"
Alyssa: And he said, "No, thank you. I'm sure you are lovely, but I have a girlfriend". And then proceeded to sleep on the floor.

Taehyung: Hey Alyssa, could you-
Alyssa: I'd die for you
Taehyung: Uhm, okay but could you just-
Alyssa: I'd sell my soul to the devil if you needed me to
Taehyung: That's great, I just need the-
Alyssa: Anything.
Taehyung: Please pass me the salt Alyssa, just the salt.

Alyssa: I like guys who are environmentally aware.
Taehyung: *points out the window* That's a cloud

Taehyung: *drunk, filling out a form* What's an occupation?
Namjoon: It is something you do
Taehyung: *nodding while writing* Alyssa Castillo.

Alyssa: Do any sounds annoy you?
Taehyung: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Alyssa: *curious* Lets say imaginary
Taehyung: Spiders wearing flip flops

Alyssa: Hey Taehyung, can you help me with this zipper?
Taehyung: Of course!
Alyssa:
Alyssa: Up, Taehyung.
Taehyung: Right, sorry.

Taehyung: Treat spiders the way that you want to be treated.
Alyssa: Killed without hesitation?
Taehyung: No.

Taehyung: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Alyssa, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Taehyung:
Taehyung: Fsh.

Yoongi: What's up with Taehyung? He's been lying on the floor like that for an hour.
Jungkook: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Yoongi: Why???
Jungkook: Alyssa giggled.

Taehyung: Is that mine?
Alyssa, practically drowning in his hoodie:
Taehyung:
Alyssa:
Alyssa: *smol eyes peering over the collar* No....

Alyssa:
Taehyung's brain: Caress her hair.
Taehyung: Why?
Taehyung's brain: You gotta.

J-Hope: Why are Alyssa and Taehyung sitting back to back?
Jimin: They had a fight.
J-Hope: Why are they holding hands?
Jimin: They get sad when they fight.

Taehyung: Lyss, what if we..went on a picnic together and i picked you some flowers and put them in your hair and gave you kisses...just kidding haha.
Taehyung: Unless..?

Alyssa: Dude...
Taehyung: What?
Alyssa: What is your goal in life?
Taehyung: To be kissed by someone in the rain.
Taehyung: How about you?
Alyssa: To be that someone.
Taehyung: Dude.
Alyssa: Dude.

Alyssa: *picking off petals* He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he--
Taehyung: He loves you a lot.
Alyssa:
Taehyung: I didn't just say that out loud, did i?

notes,
hi loves, i hope you all enjoyed this chapter! and dw, tee is preparing plenty of taelyssa content for you ;) 💞
and, the banner was inspired by the loml agentofbarnes.