Jisoo: Good morning.
Jennie: Good morning.
Lisa: Good morning.
Rosé: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Alyssa: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Alyssa, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Jisoo: How?
Alyssa: How what?
Jisoo: How could they be worse?
Alyssa: They couldn't, I lied.
Jisoo:

Kat, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.
Alyssa, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Alyssa: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Cree: How can you still say that?
Alyssa: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Wyatt: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Alyssa: I'm a knife.
Taehyung, from across the room: she's the little spoon.

Alyssa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Kat: Put spaghetti in it.
Alyssa: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Wyatt: Put spaghetti in it.
Alyssa: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Storm: Put spaghetti in it.
Alyssa: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Wyatt: Alyssa isn't answering her phone.
Taehyung: I'll call.
Wyatt: Kat and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Alyssa: Hello?

Alyssa: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Yuna: Can I dye my hair?
JYP Entertainment: No.
*A few hours later*
Alyssa, dyeing Yuna's hair: You need to show them that you don't give a fuck.

Alyssa, walking into a room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing...things.
*Sounds of footsteps progessively getting louder*
Reese, out of breath: She pushed me down THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Alyssa: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Kat: Plane tickets?
Wyatt: Concerts?
Alyssa, holding up her broken frames: Glasses.

Instructer: Okay, welcome to Salsa class! Who's ready to get dancing?
Alyssa, hiding her bag of chips: There's been a misunderstanding.

Alyssa, trying to teach Sofia the ABC song: A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Sofia, out of tune: C, D, F, A, B, G, E!
Kat: Yes girl, remix!

Alyssa: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Wyatt: Wasn't Kat with you?
Kat: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

notes,
i finally posted in what has been forever. i truly miss writing and my ocs, but school really is kicking my ass. as i write this i have 1353577 assignments to do💔

anyways, i hope you all enjoyed!! and i promise you that bigger and better chapters are coming soon. the banner was inspired by my bff agentofbarnes <3.