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Sana: *flirts with Moon*

Tzuyu: *staring silently*

Jihyo: you are awfully quiet today, well mostly you're quiet but today-

Tzuyu: no one plans a murder out loud.

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Nayeon: Moon, I need a favor.

Moon: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.

Sana: lap dance?

Tzuyu: again??

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Moon, Jeongyeon, and Jihyo are sitting on a bench

Nayeon: why do you guys look so sad?

Moon: sit down with us so we can tell you

*Nayeon sits down*

Jeongyeon: the bench is freshly painted.

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Nayeon: it's funny how when you get older you start enjoying things you hated as a kid.

Momo: like taking naps!

Moon: and getting spanked.

Jihyo: S T O P

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Nayeon: handcuffs hurt.

Moon, not taking her eyes off her phone: just use silk rope next time, Tzuyu and I've had the same problem.

Nayeon: I don't think I can convince the manager to use silk rope on the music video...

Moon: ...

Nayeon: ...

Nayeon: Moon is there something you're not telling me-

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Moon, setting down a card: ace of spades

Tzuyu, pulling out an uno card: +4

Chaeyoung , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Dahyun, trembling: what are we playing?

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Cop: you're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle

Moon: shit

Mina: wait, three?

Cop: yeah?

Momo: OH MY GOD SANA FELL OFF!!!

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Moon: petition to remove the 'd' from wednesday.

Dahyun: wednesay.

Moon: not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Momo: so what are you going to do this weekend, Tzuyu?

Tzuyu: Moon.

Jeongyeon: what?

Moon: you heard her.

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Moon: I can be masculine, Tzuyu. I went to Home Depot on Sunday.

Tzuyu: to buy a hula hoop, Moon.

Moon: and a hand saw.

Tzuyu: to make adjustments to your hula hoop, Moon.

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Moon: fuck

Jihyo: we've got to work on your cursing

Moon: why? I'm pretty good at cursing already

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Mina: Moon, I'm sad

Moon holds out arms for a hug: it's going to be okay

Nayeon: Jeongyeon, I'm sad

Jeongyeon, nodding: mood

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Jeongyeon: where are you going?

Moon: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Jihyo: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Tzuyu: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Moon: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Mina: actually I did the math, Tzuyu would have $225, not $0.15

Tzuyu: fam I'm right here....

Chaeyoung : if I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Momo: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Chaeyoung : sorry I only have a dollar

Momo: :(

Jeongyeon: hey I just realized my friend is right, Tzuyu would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Dahyun: if I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jihyo: you can buy anything you want with $22,500

Sana: yeah and she wants soda and an apply juice

Mina: apply juice to what

Nayeon : directly to the forehead

Moon: great chat everyone

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Jeongyeon: I'm almost done with these lyrics, I just have to work out the kinks.

Moon: I like spanking.

Jeongyeon: stop.

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*Tzuyu and Moon, lying down*

Tzuyu: people of our age go out with their friends

Moon: they go to clubs

Tzuyu: they drink

Moon: they get drunk

Tzuyu: they have fun

Moon: they have social lives

Tzuyu: should we do it too?

Moon: ...

Tzuyu: ...

*Moon, rests her head on Tzuyu's chest*

Tzuyu, hugging Moon while smiling softly: nah