Synopsis : another day in the ict group chat, until someone changed all their names—

Rohit : legal guardian
Virat : phal fruit
Hardik : hurricane
Rishab : spidey
Jasprit : sane
Shubman : personification of delusional 1
Ishan : personification of delusional 2
Kl : sane pt.2
Abhishek : toddler
Yashasvi : baby
Tilak : foetus

a bunch of kindergarteners
TING! you just got ( 1 ) new notification!

legal guardian:
who the fuck named me legal guardian?

foetus:
yours isn't even that bad look at
Virat bhai

phal fruit:
says you, FOETUS

sane pt.2:
it's quite obvious who gave us these names

i mean, just look at harry and rishu's names

sane:
why do I have the most normal one?

toddler:
because you are the normal one here

sane:
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YALL WHAT
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

spidey:
who renamed us?

baby:
it wasn't you?

spidey:
why would it be me?

hurricane:
so do we like the new names? 😁

personification of delusion 1:
what the fuck do you think?

legal guardian:
i'll only allow you to curse at someone older than you this time because he called me legal guardian

toddler:
I AM NOT A FUCKING TODDLER

baby:
NEITHER I AM A BABY

foetus:
NOR THE FUCK AM I A FOETUS

phal fruit:
YOU ARE ONE

legal guardian:
cheeku yaar stop it

foetus:
shut it phal fruit

legal guardian:
TILAK

foetus:
what do YOU want legal guardian?

legal guardian:
this broke me

personification of delusion 1:
harry bhai why did you call me personification of delusion 1?

sane pt.2:
why am i called sane?

sane:
same question

hurricane:
guys chill

baby:
you called me a fucking baby how do i chill?

sane:
no but someone please tell me

WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

sane:
SO THE REST OF YOU GUYS ARE INSANE AND IM NOT?

personification of delusion 2:
I actually don't see why you're upset with being called sane

Harry bhai called me delusional

personification of delusion 1:
ME TOO

legal guardian:
you two have the same names except one's labelled number 1 and the other is labelled number 2 shut up

personification of delusion 2:
'legal guardian'

legal guardian:
you think i WANTED this?

hurricane:
why are you guys so upset

phal fruit:
maybe because the favouritism is THERE

sane pt.2:
you called one of us a legal guardian, one of us phal fruit, a sane person, another sane person, one a spider-man, a toddler, a baby, a fetus and two of us the personifications of delusion, then called yourself hurricane?

spidey:
and you expect us NOT to be upset?

phal fruit:
you've quite literally never typed so many words at once omg

sane pt.2:
I know right

i'm kinda proud of myself

foetus:
how did you even change our display names

hurricane:
There's a function that allows us to change display names

personification of delusion 1:
shut up im going to check if you're being fr

legal guardian:
I don't see it

phal fruit:
where is it

hurricane:
just click the three dots at the top right corner

toddler:
bhai don't lie i don't see anything

personification of delusion 2:
oh my fucking god

baby:
WHAT

personification of delusion 2:
we can't see or find the button

only harry bhai can

toddler:
WHAT THE FUCK

personification of delusion 1:
oh my god

sane pt.2:
i can't believe i'm gonna say this

but harry YOU FUCKING GENIUS

personification of delusion 2:
Harry bhai make me the admin please

legal guardian:
HARRY LISTEN TO YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN NOW AND MAKE ME THE ADMIN

phal fruit:
Harry i'm literally going to lock you in the locker rooms the next time you go to change so nobody can let you out for the next few months.

not until your mind is back on track

hurricane:
you wouldn't

phal fruit:
TRY ME

hurricane:
IM NOT MAKING ANY OF YOU AN ADMIN AND THATS FINAL

phal fruit:
Harry, Vami is asking for a play date at your place.

( phal fruit is now an admin! )

toddler:
the fucking favouritism.

sane pt.2:
Virat bhaiya please change my display name too

phal fruit:
did you just call me bhaiya?

legal guardian:
@sane pt.2 THATS SO PATHETIC

foetus:
bhaiya can you change my display name please

baby:
you disgust me

foetus:
ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

personification of delusion 1:
that's the nicest thing he's said this entire day

legal guardian:
NO CAP 😂

toddler:
what the FUCK did you just say

legal guardian:
what?

baby:
did he really just say that..........

legal guardian:
WHAT DID I SAY

spidey:
bhaiya, have you, perhaps, gotten on THAT side of instagram?

legal guardian:
NO?

foetus:
bhaiya there's no way you're being serious

spidey:
he just said no cap

personification of delusion 2:
with the el ou el emoji

legal guardian:
THE 😂 EMOJI?

sane:
oh my god are you okay??????

baby:
bhaiya who hurt you????

legal guardian:
WHATS SO WRONG WITH ME USING THE
😂 EMOJI

foetus:
i knew you weren't okay but i didn't know it was this bad

sane pt.2:
what happened to Vi he hasn't said anything in a while?

phal fruit:
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personification of delusion 2:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

sane:
i think i understand why my display name is
sane now

foetus:
this is even worse than Ro bhai using the 😂
emoji

legal guardian:
ROASTED! 😎😎

toddler:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

baby:
i giggled

spidey:
oh my god bhai why would you say that

hurricane:
he wouldn't survive a minute in the instagram comment section

sane pt.2:
this is so embarrassing

foetus:
i have never suffered so much second hand embarrassment at once before

personification of delusional 1:
i have never wanted to erase my memory more

legal guardian:
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO AGAINST THE STUFF I SAY

phal fruit:
well maybe because
ITS 2025 AND NOT 2017

legal guardian:
says you?

someone who spent like 30 minutes typing a long ass message.

phal fruit:
shut up

spidey:
you both shut up before i screenshot this conversation and put it on the gram

foetus:
#screwcouples

baby:
im with Tilak on this one

phal fruit:
oh my fucking god

sane pt.2:
bye guys,you all can argue as much as you want

Athiya has prepared dosas for me, i need to go eat instead of witnessing you guys argue like toddlers

personification of delusion 1:
@toddler ye hai to ek toddler

toddler:
SHUBMAN GILL

sane:
SHUT THE FUCK UP

I AM SO TIRED OF MY PHONE MERCILESSLY VIBRATING BECAUSE OF THE DUMB SHIT YALL ARE TEXTING

EITHER STOP THIS OR REMOVE ME FROM THIS GROUP CHAT

personification of delusion 2:
you know it's serious when Jassi bhai yells—

i'm outta here

( personification of delusion 2 is offline! )

foetus:
this bitch

baby:
he ain't a bitch

he is smarter than all of us

toddler:
true that

foetus:
then do what he did as well :)

baby:
okay

( baby and toddler are now offline! )

foetus:
are y'all frr?

i thought they were kidding

WTF

( phal fruit wife has changed the display names! )

legal guardian > Rohit
phal fruit > Virat
sane > Jasprit
sane pt.2 > Kl
hurricane > Hardik
personification of delusion 1 > Shubman
personification of delusion 2 > Ishan
toddler > Abhishek
baby > Yashasvi
foetus > Tilak

virat:
thank me later :)

jasprit:
you didn't do me a favour

hardik:
now this chat looks great

nice and homely

virat:
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE IT?!

ykw, meet me at practice 😊

jasprit:
good luck dealing with him Harry

shubman:
honestly, after all the shit Harry bhai has put us through, he deserves it....

hardik:
I HATE EACH ONE OF YOU

tilak:
you don't bhai

we all know it ❤️

SIA's NOTE

honestly idek wtf i just wrote...was in a very silly goofy mood today, so i just at random wrote whatever came to my mind.

but idk why, i can see something like this happen in their chat, smth that would cause a havoc and each one of them would be hyperventilating 😭😭

anyways, i hope y'all liked this one shot. if y'all like it, i may write some more like this in future...do tell me so :))

love y'all 🫶🏻