Warnings! This fanfic contains swearing, sexual themes, trauma mentions, abuse and everything else what you'd expect in
helluva boss.

「 C.H.E.R.U.B part 2 」

- 2nd pov -

The four of you were currently on a tourist's bus, all dressed up in human disguises.

You were wearing a black short haired wig, with a black headband with ears that covered your horns, and a pink skull pin, pinning the wig's bangs to the side.

Aside your horns, you didn't bother covering your tail.

When you got onto the bus, a group of teenagers complimented you saying that you had a 'cool Kuromi cosplay' to which you just nodded and smiled along, pretty confused about what this Kuromi thing was.

"Gee.. I wonder whose house this is.." Moxxie mumbled sarcastically, looking through his binoculars at the luxurious building you just arrived at.

As if on cue, the ginger tourist guide gestured towards the house with one of his hands behind his back. "And to your right is the home- of famous inventor. Lyle Lipton!" He stated, making everyone on the bus woo in amazement, as they all took out their phones, taking multiple pictures of the house.

Blitz turned his attention towards the building himself, taking off his sunglasses as he threw them to the side.

"Let's do it gang!" Blitz said, making all of you stand up in sync and take out your weapons.

You took out your spear, and then you jumped over the gates, as you landed on your knee, leaning on your hand while the other one held the spear behind your back.

"Let's kill this rich guy." Millie smirked, as all of you hurried towards the windows.

"And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder-! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time."

° You hid behind the wall, before peeking into the window, as Moxxie got beside you, muttering a 'wow'.

At this, both Millie and Blitz peeked into the window as well, Blitz squeezing his cheek against yours.

"That machine really did a number on him.." he said while all of you kept looking at the old man, who was laying on his death bed, on a drip. He was holding a framed photo, before planting a kiss on. He started saying something, but you couldn't hear through the glass while he slid his finger across the framed picture.

You then noticed how he started to tie a knot from the cabel and chuckled. "No way, this dude is going to do the job for us himself." All four of you then backed away from the window, before Moxxie started speaking.

"Should we.. go and tie it for him?" He asked while Blitz shook his head and took out snacks, while all of you watched in excitement as Lyle placed the already tied cabel over his head.

The cabel then suddenly exploded, sending all of you away from the window and onto the grass. Once you stood up from the grass and got over your shock, you noticed Blitz watch as his 'cat' sock that was previously placed on his tail, flew away.

"Who the fuck are they?" Blitz said in annoyance, making you look into the window to look at who was behind the sudden explosion of the cabel.

"Oh no.." Moxxie started, his expression changing from confusion into worry instantly. "Those are cherubs!"

"Shiit, they probably came here to stop him from killing himself. Just great." You muttered to yourself sarcastically, watching the conversation between the cherubs and Lipton unfold. Despite not knowing what it was about, you could take a guess or two.

"Oh HELL no!" Blitz said, moving you out of the way and then breaking through the window. "Don't listen-" he started, but couldn't finish his sentence as he fell onto the floor.

You followed Moxxie and Millie inside as the three of you walked through the door, the opposite of what your boss just did.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our-" Moxxie started, walking inside the mansion first, but fell silent as he glanced at Blitz in concern, who was still lying on the floor, glass shards all around him.

"..humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die." Moxxie finished, making Millie join in to support his statement.

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all t'is money now that you're old, and gross." Millie spoke with disgust, as you nodded along.

"Yeah man, and I don't think you're the type of a guy to give out ALL your money to charities and stuff, so this is all basically useless to an old fart like you." You pointed out with a shrug, making the cherubs butt in after your statement.

"First impressions aren't good! Every single person has a little good in them and I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with spreading the wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it and be so fulfilled." The yellow cherub stated happily, while Lipton's frown deepened.

"Nooo.." "He could pay for hospitals and schools!" The purple cherub suggested, clapping his hands together and smiling at the thought.

"Why won't you let me die." Lipton voiced out, gripping the blanket and bringing it closer to himself.

"Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella." Blitz joined the conversation after he got off the floor.

Moxxie then started to rummage through this coat, pulling out various of weapons that could possibly help the man in commiting suicide. "I have some assault weapons, crossbow, honey bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas-" while you stared at Moxxie who was weirdly prepared, wondering how all of those weapons fitted in his coat, one of the cherubs interrupted him.

"He's classier than that!" He argued, but was proved wrong once he noticed that Lipton has already grabbed a shotgun and placed it in his mouth, prepared to blow his brains out.

The cherub quickly took action and grabbed the shotgun from his hands, dissapointing Lipton. "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

"Yeah, right." Millie scoffed, walking closer towards his bed. "Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months." Millie sniffed the blanket, before quickly holding onto her nose in disgust as she held onto Moxxie and vomitted on the floor.

You stood beside Blitz, staring at Moxxie and Millie, having the urge to vomit just at the sight of that as well.

"Love can be beautiful at any age." The cherubs continued without a bother. "And we'll show him. YAY!" The cherubs cheered, making your group groan.

"NOOOO-"

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[ A/n ]

200 votes on this chapter for another chapter :33

Holy moly, guess who is back after EXACTLY a year?? I randomly got motivation to write for helluva boss because I was bored, and literally just now I checked when was the last time I updated and it was exactly a year ago, 26.8.2023 that's crazy 😭

Anyways, this chapter is slightly short but my helluva boss chapters are usually this short so hopefully you don't mind<3

I'll try to update more guys, even my other fanfics trust 🙏 ( even if schools starting and hopefully I dont get mental and kms from the stress )

Anyways, hopefully youll enjoy this chapter even though it was slightly a warm up after not writing for months, and the next chapter will be longer and basically I'll finish the whole C.H.E.R.U.B episode, so be excited!!

Bye byee guys! <3 ( please vote and comment, it reallyy motivates and I can know that someone still reads and likes my fanfics 💕 )

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