Warnings! This fanfic contains swearing, sexual themes, trauma mentions, abuse and everything else what you'd expect in helluva boss
Also! Millie and Moxxie are both polyarmous that have crush on you!
And they kinda know about eachother's crush on you yayy
Enjoy the fanfic!

// Murder family part 2 //

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOXXIE?!" Blitzo whisper shouted at the certain imp as he tried to calm himself down from panicking. The [h/c] coloured imp surprised, tried to calm down their co-worker, rubbing circles on his back while mumbling "Take deep breaths Mox... and then let it out.." they continued to rub circles on his back, before he fell to his knees sobbing "I'm sorry! They just seemed so wholesome and happy! I panicked!" Moxxie finished finally calming down a little covering his face with his hands.
"Oh who the fuck is innocent Moxxie. From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits!" The boss stated, pushing up his "tits" up.
Before leaning forward to point at Moxxie's forehead "Blitz-" "GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU BABY DICK-" he was interrupted with a bullet shooting through the wall right into his arm, black blood leaving his arm. "AGH"
"A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!" All four of them jumped out of the bushes, the [h/c] one deciding to follow their boss. They were worried about Millie and Moxxie, they knew that Millie was going to take care of herself but mostly Moxxie.

You and Blitzo ran into the forest, trying to escape the crazy mother. You ran next to Blitz. You then both stopped, trying to find a place for you to hide. "I know you're hurtin you little devil!" You heard her and then you jumped over to hide behind a tree. Blitzo's back faced one tree and you tried to go and find a new one, before Blitzo's tail wrapped around you, pulling you close to him. Your back faced him, making you hear his heartbeat. He then protectively wrapped his arms around you as you tried to hold your blush in. "I promise~ I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let momma Martha put a bullet in your pretty little scale!" You quickly realised the state you were in, but then Blitzo let out a breath in relief, making you let out one as well. Before his phone started to ring, having a screaming as a ringtone. He then pulled it out as it slipped from his hands, trying to catch it. When he did catch it he dropped down taking you with him. "Damnit Stolas. This is a really bad time." Blitzo whispered to his phone. "Ohh when isn't it a bad time Blitzy~?" You tried to hold your giggle in at the nickname, making Blitzo slightly glare at you. "What is it." "I've been meaning to follow up in our last little conversation regarding my grimoire." You heard the bird named "Stolas" say. You did know about the affair your boss had with the prince because of the book.

"What did you just call me?!" "My book Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job. That I have allowed you to use to do yours?" He finished as you and Blitzo crouched down, before the mother shooted through the tree where your heads where. "I can hear you darlings!" "Oh shit-" you stood up, and cursed while taking Blitzo's hand and running. "Anyhoo~ I have been thinking, you know I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than legally for some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking... what if we.. worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?" You both still ran with you looking after Blitzo's arm, being careful not to hurt him "Doesn't that sound.. enticing~?" "You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!" He finished as another bullet shot through a tree right next to you and Blitzo. "Then let me keep it simple. Once a month. On the full moon. You return the book to me followed by a night .. of passionate fornication~ and you get to keep it all the rest of the time hm? Sound fair my little imp?" You groaned getting tired of him "FINE! Whatever!" "Oh Blitz! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to fill your slimy~" "Gosh what's wrong with the horny bird?! Just end the call!" You whisper shouted at him "I can't! This asshole is ours only ticket to this fuckshit realm!" You both then got choked by the mother's gun. "Gotcha! So you're the little devils huh? Come to drag me and my lil kids to hell.? Well not today SATAN! GONNA SEND Y'ALL BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM." She choked you harder, while an evil smirk plastered on her face.

You woke up to being tied up to a wooden pole,next to Millie and Blitzo. You looked around seeing the father pouring the gasoline near you. You then looked in front of you to see the mother standing there with a torch in her hand. "I had that fucking shot. God damn it Moxxie." "Satan. We return your filthy. Creatures. Back to the pits of hell! May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work!" She then threw the torch near you as you all started to "burn". "Yeah that's not exactly how it works lady. See your fire doesn't really hurt us but I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard." Blitzo said making you and Millie giggle. "Oh! Shit. Well.. i'll just shoot you in your smartass mouth!" She pulled out her gun "Well. That would be more effective." Said Blitzo making you and Millie turn to him "Blitz!" She pointed the gun at you laughing maniacilly, as you all closed eyes, before opening them again hearing a shot. You saw that the lady got shot in the eye making her fall over, seeing Moxxie was the one behind it. "Moxxie!" "Mox! You're okay!" Millie and you cheered "You're not getting your goddamn paycheck for this one Mox." Blitzo said while Moxxie untied Millie and then you, making Blitzo fall before you catched him in your arms. "Woah you okay? Blitzy~?" You said in a worrying tone, before turning to a teasing one. You knew you'll tease him about the phone call you heard for years. Blitzo glared at you, before turning his head away from you blushing slightly. "Don't call me that ever again." "Oh you know I will Blitzy!" You giggled as you put Blitzo back on his feet.

You watched Millie and Moxxie hug as you watched them smiling a little. Blitzo saw your expression, before turning you over to him, opening his arms smirking, while wiggling his eyebrows a little. You rolled your eyes at him, before wrapping your arms around him. When you pulled away, Moxxie noticed Blitz and ran over to him, while you went to stand up next to Millie. "You know, your relationship is the cutest thing in hell, and sometimes you two make me think this is actually heaven by how cute you are." You smiled and turned to face Millie who looked at you in little shock.
"Really? You don't find it annoyin'?" She asked you "Nah not really, you just make me jealous, making me wish I had one like yours too." You said, while mumbling the last part. Still loud enough for Millie to hear. "Aw don't worry! I'm sure you'll find someone soon!" She said as she sidehugged you. "Maybe it'll be two or more people too?" She said looking to the side smiling a bit. You turned to face her "Thanks Mills."

"ALL RIGHTY, WELL DONE NOW LET'S GET OFF!" Blitzo shouted making you and Millie throw your hands in the air out of happiness.
"Eh yeah.. give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house." Said Moxxie as he ran back to the house. "Okay fine but hurry up. Loona! We're ready to go home dear!" Blitzo said as he found his phone and called Loona. You watched as Moxxie got lost in your view.

You,Blitzo and Millie waited for Moxxie infront of the portal. "There he is. Got a good wank-off session Moxxie?" Blitzo said making Moxxie confused "Excuse me?" "Look I don't care where you come in the living world just come to your job on time all right!" He pinched Moxxie's cheeks as he walked into the portal "See you at the office!"
Millie then walked up to Moxxie holding his hand "You're doing okay sweetie." "Better now honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." "You have a good heart honey. Just a fuzzy head." She said as she pecked him on the lips, leaving him in a daze state.
"You're lucky to have a wife like her, and she's lucky to have you as a husband." He looked to his side to see you there smiling there with your hand on your hips. He then turned to face the portal looking at Millie. "Yeah.." he smiled before getting out of his state "Also.. thanks for trying to comfort me, back there when I was having a panic attack. You know. Only Millie comforts me when I have these." He said making you turn to face him from forest. "Oh. Sure! It's fine, it's just a little thing I can do. Let's go." You went infront of the portal, before turning to face him. Then you saw helicopters all around the house. And next thing you know, the house explodes. Making you and Moxxie gasp. Then a burnt teddy bear's head hits Moxxie leaving Moxxie traumatised. And then a hand wrapped around Moxxie's neck, dragging him into the portal. Leaving you stunned. You then slowly walked into the portal still processing.

You all then celebrated Moxxie's first kill.
"Oh did you see my little Mox-Mox you did it!" "Well, here's to another mission accomplished. And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up!" "And killin' people isn't that big of deal if they try to kill you back!"
"That's messed up... But I paid for it!"
Making all of you laugh, expect for Moxxie, who was still traumatised from the past event. "Yeah fuck that family!"

// the end of the murder family //

WOO MURDER FAMILY IS FINISHED!
THIS ONES A LITTLE LONGER SO I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!
AND SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS WILL BE HERE ON JULY 30TH? SADLY I WON'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO UPDATE ON JULY BCS I HAVE TWO CAMPS THAT ARE 3 WEEKS MAX :( BUT I'LL KINDA TRY TO FINISH THE S1 UNTILL S2 WILL BE OUT! AFTER I FINISH S1, I'LL TAKE A LITTLE MONTH BREAK AND GO FINISH THE TURNING RED STORY, BEFORE RETURNING BACK TO HELLUVA BOSS. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER AND BYE!

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