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Sodapop: It's so hot at night, whyyy

Two-Bit: LOL

Two-Bit: THE AIR IS CRUEL

Two-Bit: Global warming y'all

Two-Bit: the earth bakes you alive ಠ⌣ಠ

Steve: That can't be a thing

Dally: What could be a thing?

Steve: Global warming, I think?

Two-Bit: Ask Pony

Steve: Ok

Steve: Pony, if the earth bakes me, would it make me into a chocolate cake or a raspberry cupcake?

Two-Bit: hAHhaha

Dally: Look, I never took biology so Pony you better explain it right

Sodapop: No such thing xD

Ponyboy: Can't guarantee it. Soda, it's like... 2 something in the morning. What are you doing? Are you in the living room?

Sodapop: No. I'm on my way to buy us a cooler thing. It's way too hot in the house.

Ponyboy: So you just left while I was asleep?

Sodapop: Little bro, I almost suffocated in there.

Dally: Air is a privilege Pony, gosh ;-;

Ponyboy: Well I woke up confused.

Sodapop: sorry

Sodapop: did ya get anxious?

Ponyboy: Uh yup. Where the hell is my brother?

Sodapop: But I'm just a few blocks away :(

Dally: You let Pony get anxious?

Sodapop: Do I have a choice?

Dally: lMaO

Dally: can't say you do

Steve: I bet the earth would bake Soda into a little muffin pie

Ponyboy: I better go...

Dally: Whether I like it or not, this conversation is actually making me kinda hungry

Dally: the heck is a muffin pie?

Dally: oh wait, y'all still bake?

Two-Bit: A muffin pie HAAAHAAH

Dally: Is that supposed to be some type of flattery? lmao

Ponyboy: I don't even have words to express my disgust...my fear...

Two-Bit: HAHAAHHAA

Steve: Your brother is too cute for his own good so suck it up

Two-Bit: IM OUT XD

Ponyboy: NK TWO BIT DINT LEAVE

Dally: You gonna go pop a tire? FFAHAHA

Two-Bit: I'll PoP tHosE sUngLASSES IF YOU START ON AGAIN aBOUT MY "bad driving"

Two-Bit: YOURE ONE TO TALK wISEASS

Dally: Give it a rEST YOU'Re STARTING TO SOUND LIKE ME

Two-Bit: Ahh XD

Sodapop: I'm too cute for my own good? x)

Steve: Is that what I said? Shoot, guess it slipped out

Sodapop: Teheh :))

Steve: Tu eres muy cute

Sodapop: Only in the mornings ^_^

Steve: Is that what you think? xD

Dally: I don't speak español

Ponyboy: Can we do this some other time?

Dally: ^^

Steve: NO

Sodapop: oh sorry Pony

Sodapop: Didn't mean to make it awkward (；一_一)

Ponyboy: Wait, Steve's bilingual?

Steve: -_-

Sodapop: He gets it from the locals

Ponyboy: Oh lol

Dally: Locals? You guys got rancheros in the area?

Sodapop: Haha yeah

Two-Bit: pretty sure Johnny has a second language

Ponyboy: Yea he can speak it fluently

Steve: And what language does he speak?

Two-Bit: I think Italian

Dally: John is defs Italian. He's got a secret tongue.

Steve: Oh, interesting. It's too bad he has no one to speak it with.

Two-Bit: Yeah, right?

Ponyboy: He mutters in Italian sometimes. It's actually how I found out he has a second language.

Two-Bit: hahah really?

Dally: Oh, tell them XD

Ponyboy: Yeah, I caught him once. We were racing down an alleyway one day. I hurt my ankle on the sidewalk and he sat me down to take a look at it. But when he saw a bit of blood, he gasped and said something all worried. I didn't fully hear, but I knew it wasn't in english. I was like "Do you speak another language that you don't normally use?" and he was all embarrassed.

Sodapop: That's sweet

Dally: Where is he anyway? Johnny?

Ponyboy: He's asleep at my house. I put his phone on silent so he's gonna see his screen full later on.

Dally: wh

Dally: you what

Dally: Is it Sleepover Saturday?

Ponyboy: Yea

Dally: alright

Dally: Where is he?

Ponyboy: My room.

Dally: Okay. How far is he?

Ponyboy: Not far. He's next to me if you want to get specific.

Dally: If I want to get specific, tch

Dally: How's he?

Ponyboy: Snoozing.

Ponyboy: Perfect little angel.

Ponyboy: I'm trying to be so careful not to wake him.

Dally: Damn, you better not

Sodapop: Aren't they just so sweet? :>

Two-Bit: Aw he's probably not going to wake up for another few hours, Pony. Don't worry.

Ponyboy: I won't.

Ponyboy: It is kind of hot today. Why didn't you turn on the fan?

Sodapop: Oh, that..

Sodapop: I think we broke it.....

Sodapop: Remember we had it on for like two weeks straight?

Ponyboy: OH MY NO I DONT REMEMBER

Ponyboy: WE HAD IT ON FOR THAT LONG?

Sodapop: Uh yeah.

Ponyboy: Hahah (;_;)

Sodapop: Cheer up. We'll invest in a better one :)

Dally: Is he crying?

Dally: Oh I can get you a new fan, no problemo sir

Dally: Steve, say I give Soda a new fan at no cost. Can I get a free oil change?

Steve: ....

Sodapop: :D

Steve: I'll think about it

Two-Bit: HaHA

Steve: Speaking of car changes, Two-Bit, where are you?

Two-Bit: oop

Two-Bit: None of your beeswax :0

Steve: But we??? Live on the same street???

Two-Bit: And?

Steve: ;-;

Steve: I'Ll fInd yOu

Two-Bit: nOt iF I fInd yOu fIrsT pAl

Steve: what

Steve: why would you try to find me?

Sodapop: guys,,, please

Ponyboy: What is going on?

Sodapop: Steve just wants to fix Two-Bit's car because he said he has a flat tire. I didn't see a busted surface though! I'm not kidding, and usually I have a good eye for these things (• ε •)

Steve: you joking? you were on break

Ponyboy: Either way, that can't be good

Sodapop: well sorry! we all take breaks!

Two-Bit: This tire runs on heat because recycling is good for nature. I read that somewhere.

Ponyboy: Lol I don't think that's how recycling works

Two-Bit: I'll maKE IT WORK

Steve: sHUt uP aNd bRinG yOur CaR oVEr

Steve: sEnD yOUr LocAtIon noW

Two-Bit: NO

Two-Bit: lEave mE ALONE

Sodapop: Ok, fine.

Sodapoo: just let his car break down. Then he'll come asking for your help. Just wait :)

Steve: iTS MY JOB TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING

Sodapop: Oh come on. He's gotta learn the hard way.

Sodapop: Make sure to pull onto the side of the road, Two-Bit. Just in case, you know? xD

Two-Bit: Aye, got it

Ponyboy: This conversation went from global warming to a really sad story about flat tires

Sodapop: XD

Two-Bit: We speak in languages after all

Ponyboy: What?

Ponyboy: ..... oh lol

Dally: What did he just say? I don't get it

Sodapop: Ahaha, good one :D

Sodapop: Remember we were talking about languages earlier?

Steve: I-

Steve: What the hell is wrong with you? XD

Dally: ^^

Two-Bit: I just saw my chance

Two-Bit: AND I TOOK IT

Two-Bit: Did I make your mother proud with that joke I thought of at 2am, Pony?

Ponyboy: That was supposed to be funny?

Two-Bit: k

Ponyboy: (?_?)

Two-Bit: Lool

Ponyboy: uHM SODA

Sodapop: Yee?

Ponyboy: The water's on outside (゜゜)

Sodapop: Oh

Sodapop: Yee, I'm watering the lawn :)

Ponyboy: It's 3

Steve: Heck yeah it is

Ponyboy: SHUSHSH

Sodapop: Why does water sound squeaky?

Ponyboy: It's the pipes that squeak

Sodapop: Ah yea

Sodapop: Thanks

Sodapop: Love you Pony

Ponyboy: You're tired

Ponyboy: And nobody sounds as drunk as you do when you're tired

Dally: iM sORRY WHAT

Dally: Soda's drunk???

Two-Bit: read again xD

Dally: no I'm just wondering like

Dally: what did it take to get him wasted?

Sodapop: No i think the grass needs a hug, it keeps crying EVERY TIME I HOSE IT DOWN :((

Sodapop: it looks so wet and lonely

Sodapop: Need to dry its tears

Steve: you know that's going on your bills, right?

Two-Bit: HHHEHHH GO TO BED XD

Sodapop: Steve, you would hug the grass if it cried, right?

Steve: No

Steve: I'd rather that you hug me

Steve: SO YOU DON'T ADD TO YOUR WATER BILL

Sodapop: Ah

Sodapop: Aww