R: Alright, boys! Get ready for the eclipse!

C: *His eyes were lit up with excitement* Did ya hear? Something like this only happens once every 300 years!! And we get to witness it in our lifetime!! How crazy is that?!

JD: SO I WONT GET TO SEE ANOTHER UNTIL IM 314?!!?!?!!?!?

C: For being 14, you really are stupid.

F: *Adjusting baby Branch's glasses* You ready for the eclipse, Branch?? There's gonna be a whole ring of light around the sun, and it's gonna be beautiful!!!

S: Even my beautiful now that we get full totality! But, it surely isn't as beautiful as me! *Still trying to pull off his heartthrob act, given that they were in public*

C: You keep telling yourself that *flips through his book*

*Baby Branch was now wearing some huge solar glasses, and he looked ready to go* 😎👍

*The moon was slowly rising in the sky, making its way towards the sun to cover it for the eclipse. The BroZone brothers could tell that the revolutionary solar event was about to happen, and they all shared excited glances.*

R: *Looks towards John* Johnathon Dory! Put your glasses on!

JD: But-!! I have my goggles on!!! *He whined*

R: Your goggles aren't built to filter out all of those UV rays, especially when the aftershock flash of the eclipse happens! Your solar glasses can come off for a little bit whenever the moon is in front of the sun, but not for long! So, put the glasses on!

JD: FINE! *He pouts as he puts on his solar glasses, looking towards the sky with his arms crossed.*

*The moon was just about to be in front of the sun now, and the sky started getting darker, causing Trolls to cheer with excitement. This generation of Trolls had never witnessed a complete eclipse before, and it was incredibly exciting.*

C: WAIT!!! I NEED TO GET MY CAMERA!!! *He scrambled away from the tree bough where the rest of his family was sitting, returning a few seconds later with a professional photography camera

*Then, there it was. The eclipse. The moon and the sun had perfectly aligned, casting a ring of light around the moon and faintly lighting up the sky, the rest of the sky was completely dark. Trolls stared upward in wonder, their mouths agape as they witnessed this marvel.*

JD: *He took his solar glasses off* Woah....

F: *Making sure Branch kept his on, just in case* Look, Branch! Look at how pretty the sun and moon are! They complete each other and create such a beautiful display! It's like love!

B: Bah! :3 *He enjoyed the eclipse*

S: *Removes his glasses to wipe a tear before he puts them back over his eyes* It's enough to make a grown man cry 🥹

C: *He took as many pictures as he could while the eclipse was in totality, grinning with joy* Yes!!! I'm gonna keep this memory forever!!

R: *Smiles at the eclipse, finding it to be one of the most beautiful things in her life. She then looked over to her grandsons. Any moment with them was truly the most beautiful, however.*

*Slowly, the moon was starting to move away, say its goodbyes to the sun.*

R: *Looks back towards the BroZone Brothers* Alright, boys! Make sure your glasses are back on!! John!?

JD: *He kept staring at the eclipse with his glasses off*

R: JOHN! NO!

*Suddenly, the ring of light created an explosion of bright white, blinding John's eyes and causing him to cover them as he felt a stinging feeling.*

JD: AGH, MY EYES!! I'M BLIND!!!

R: JOHN, I SWEAR TO GOD-!!

C: *Snickers, adjusting his glasses* What an idiot.

A/N: HAPPY ECLIPSE DAY THOSE IN AMERICA AND CANADA!! ENJOY IT AND WEAR YOUR FUCKING GLASSES 🩷🩷 DON'T END UP LIKE JOHN.