hello? can you hear me? alright, good.

i think we've talked about this many times before, but we'll go through it again. just for you.

what is the "punklorde mentality"?

according to the dictionary definition, and i quote,

when they hack, they purposely leave something behind for people to discover — kind of like throwing down the gauntlet. they call this the "punklorde mentality."

alright, pause. i know you're confused right now, maybe even a bit nauseous, but that's totally normal.

let me guess: you're wondering "how the fuck did you appear as a hologram in the middle of my room?"

you can think of this as an example of the previously explained "punklorde mentality."

yes, i hacked into your system, and no, this is not a recording, this is a very much real-time projection of me.

where am i? that's none of your concern.

you can think of this as the "something" that was mentioned earlier. except, instead of leaving things that would let you trace back to me as i usually would, i personally visited you. how nice of me, really.

i mean, it's not like any work would be easier if i used a hologram. in fact, it might just make the tracing-back-to-me work even harder for you.

so, do you accept this challenge?

oh, no, don't answer me.

pick your answer on your monitor.

DO YOU ACCEPT THE TRIAL OF THE PUNKLORDE?

Yes                        No

so, the game starts now. you have one week.

find me, and i'll give back what i took from you.

you didn't realize, did you?

that skit was fun to write AAAAAAAAAAAAA  >‿< wasn't part of the plan but that was amazing

welcome to a brand new bio shop opened by yours truly,

hiro!

i finally started this omg i had this idea for a few months now

what a way to start your bio shop great job hiro amazing opening i might even make it into a legit project

anyways thank you for clicking into my shop and reading through all that, i appreciate every one of you mwa

hope you like my bios and maybe order something or just vote ok byeeee

07.10.23