You as Man 

"Why Am I Stupid?" 

Willem Dafriend as The Jonkler 

"I'm the answer to your life's questions. Without me, you're just a joke. WITHOUT A PUNCHLINE"

Generic Sexy Actress as Whorely Quinn

(Insert Flirty Line Here) 

Ryan Gosling as Officer Balls 

"He's right behind me isn't he?"

John Cena as One Face

"You can't fight what you can't see Man!" 

Tom Hiddleston as The Fiddler 

"You solved it? Ah, but this is merely check, man. Soon I will be MATING you. Wait! I meant chess!"

Michael Fapbender as Assrail 

(Insert Quote Here) 

Coming Soon 

APRIL FOOLS 

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