YOONGI: dracula had it right, sleep all day,
live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to
get out of all social situations.

YOONGI: i'm not a morning person.
i'm barely even a person.

YOONGI: behold, the field in which i grow
my fucks: lay thine eyes upon it, and thou
shalt see that it is barren !

YOONGI: capitalization is the difference between
"i had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.."
and "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
JAE, SPITS OUT HER DRINK
AND GLANCES AT JIMIN:
JIMIN, LAUGHING SILENTLY: sorry,
that was just really funny.

YOONGI: i like to play this game called nap roulette.
i take a nap and don't set an alarm.
will it be 20 min or 4 hours?
nobody knows. it's risky and i like it.
JAE: yeah, sooo risky.

YOONGI: ha! don't you know the trappers
trap can also trap the trapper?
YOONGI: i must be losing it, i'm quoting jae.

JAE: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go.
YOONGI: aren't you forgetting something?
JAE: oh, right ! *kisses yoongi's forehead before running out.*
YOONGI: that was sweet but no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?

YOONGI, TEXTING: answer your phone
JAE, TEXTING BACK: hold on,
i can't find my phone :(
YOONGI: then hurry up and look for it
JAE: k
YOONGI, 5 MINUTES LATER:
you're a terrible person.
you know you're killing me.
you're killing me, jae .

JAE: the time to act is now.
JAE: wink, wink.
YOONGI: don't say "wink wink". just wink.
JAE: oh, sorry.
JAE: wink.

YOONGI: who is stealing my hoodies?
JAE, SITTING ON THE COUCH
WEARING AN OVERSIZED
HOODIE: no idea man.

YOONGI: it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
JAE, EYES WIDE: i know what i saw.

YOONGI: for the last time, i have zero weak spots.
NAMJOON: oh yeah? jae, yoongi is sad and wants cuddles!
JAE, DASHING INTO THE LIVING ROOM
AND THROWING HERSELF
AT YOONGI: what happened?
do you want some ice cream?
we can work on songs?
YOONGI, NODDING: yes.
NAMJOON, WHISPERING IN
YOONGI'S EAR WITH A GRIN: liar.

JAE: don't go picking a fight with me,
i could make your life difficult.
YOONGI, SARCASTICALLY: wow, i
wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.