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• 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗹 •

i had been streaming for a few hours when someone in chat had mentioned something about a pvp competition a fellow streamer was holding. "im not good at pvp." i said while laughing. "wait, hold on, big q's calling me."

"KARL, JOIN THE FUCKING PVP COMPETITION, CLICK THE DAMN LINK!" he yelled immediately as i answered the call. "what the honk!?" i shouted between my laughs. "its being hosted by maribeth white, dude, join it!"

i had heard briefly of maribeth, but never got around to watching her streams. i knew that quackity had enjoyed her streams, so i was bound to check out her streams.

i clicked the link that alex sent to me and and joined the server. "oh god, what did i get myself into?"

it was about an hour into the competition and i was just beating people left and right. "this is genuinely hard, how many people are on this server?!" i questioned.

"HA, TAKE THAT LOSE-" i heard quackity yell right before seeing 'quackity was beaten to death by celestia_farah' in the corner of my screen.

"GODDAMNIT!" he shouted. i started laughing as i heard slamming on his side of the call. "oh god, AHHH!" i screamed as i was getting beaten by a random player behind me.

i turned around and quickly started beating the player to try and save myself. once i killed the player, i ran to the corner of the map and crouched to try and get my health back to normal. "holy crap, that was intense." i spoke, out of breath from screaming.

"at least you're not dead, KARL!" alex scoffed. "alex, shush." i muttered before going back into the battlefield and fighting more people. thats when i heard quackity screaming at me in spanish.

i didnt let his screaming distract me and just kept kicking blocky butt. i walked around trying to find more people to beat and thats when i realized that practically the whole server was knocked out.

at this point we were another half an hour in. the only player i could find was a random dude beating some other player, whos name i couldnt make out as i was beating the other player.

once the player was dead, the player they were beating turned around to look at me. "HA, i just took out the guy who was beating maribe- WHAT THE HONK!?" i shouted as she killed me.

alex started hysterically laughing. "SHE WON HER OWN PVP COMPETITION, CAN WE TITLE HER THE PVP GOD?" he screamed.

"hold up, im pulling up her stream." i switched my screen from minecraft to her stream. right as i joined her stream, she called her friend a, and i quote, quackity simp.

"i have a SIMP? LIKE AND ACTUAL SIMP?" quackity questioned. "YEAH, WHAT THE HONK, WHAT ABOUT ME?" my voice was laced with fake anger. "HA, GET WRECKED KARL!" quackity started laughing.

i sighed and pushed my chair back a small bit, but just enough that i ended up falling. that made quackity start laughing even louder. "SHUT UP, ALEX!"

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