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• 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮 •

i envy maribeth. i mean, who wouldn't, right? shes pretty, smart, and good at pvp in minecraft. thats all i envy her for. shes good at minecraft pvp and i cant kill a goddamn zombie without dying. call it pathetic, im used to it.

truth be told, i much prefer writing rather than minecraft, other than the fact that im literally a minecraft streamer. ive tried to stream other games, but i was complete shit, so i gave up.

i only really mined or built when i played. and there's another thing to envy about beth, she's a goddamn minecraft carpenter. i was granted some of her knowledge because ive been her best friend for seven years, but how much can building get you in a game of minecraft.

it is a survival game and if you dont survive, well, to put it lightly, you're fucked.

a few days after her pvp competition, we decided to stream together and attempt to speedrun the game. i say attempt because we didnt do well at all. or because i didnt do well at all. count on me to suck at a game like minecraft.

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"STOP FLUFFING DYING, CELESTIA!" maribeth screamed into her mic. her voice was auto tuned due to a quackity joke she made seconds before i died.

"THE DAY YOU START SWEARING IS THE DAY ILL STOP DYING IN THIS GAME, WHAT I MEAN IS, THATLL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN!" i yelled back, turning my auto tune on to make the whole scene seem like a bit.

"god, you're pathetic. just learn how to play the game. its that easy, hun." she spoke sarcastically after turning her auto tune off. "the next time you come to the netherlands, you're getting your ass beat."

"sure sure. like you could beat me." her eye roll was almost audible. i scoffed. "AH, FUCK!" i screamed as i died.

again.

"CELESTIA, STOP DYING YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT!" she shouted, turing her auto tune back on. "I WOULD, BUT THIS IS ONE VERY PERSISTENT PHANTOM! ITS LIKE MY EX BOYFRIEND!"

we were both silent for a moment before she bursted into laughter at my comment. "we dont bring up kyle. he was literally the embodiment of the name kyle. he was the blueprint." beth said with a sigh.

i shuttered. "he was terrifying," i lowered my voice for the first time in the stream. "he punch a hole in my living room wall and caused my tv to fall off my wALL, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" i tried to finish my story, but was yet again killed by the damn phantom.

at this point in the stream, beth had given up on me and just continued on with the speed running. she was looking for the stronghold and i was still getting my ass beaten by the phantom.

"i am so ready to just give up." i sighed. "im literally at the fluffing end portal, celeste.." my jaw dropped and i was ready to scream, so i screamed. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?"

her laugh is very contagious, so when she started laughing at my reaction, i started laughing too.

"i hate you sometimes, maribeth."

"love you too, celestia."

the stream ended shortly after and it ended with me hiding in a random house in a random village while she killed the enderdragon.

so yeah, i suck at minecraft.

"yknow, celeste, maybe you should give fortnite a try, you might be a little better at that."

"fuck you."

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