『Five years passed since I've met Adam, he's been a real father figure too me』

"ADAM!! YOU AND Y/N GET BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Currently me and Adam was running... More like flying... For our lives from Sera and her 29478227 hour scolding. "FLY ADAM!! FLYY!!!" "WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!"

"DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM YOUR BOSS!!" Wanna know how this started? Okay let me run it back.

Me and Adam was planning on doing a fun prank on Sera it was the classical upside down change. Adam was warry to do it, but I'll help him. Lute was not really planning on helping with the plan. The plan is too make her entire office upside down. How will we do that you ask? Just watch... Or more like read.

"Hey Sera!!" I greeted her when she opens her office door. "Hello Adam and Lute and Y/N. Why are you three here? I don't remember mentioning a meeting." Sera looked at as with suspicion evident in her voice and eyes.

"Because... Uhm... We found something important and we wanna show you. BUT. We need you to go in a different room." Adam smiled so innocently at her.

"Okay..." She immediately teleported to a different room. And I snapped my fingers causing the office to go fully upside down. "Okay go! GO! GO!" And Sera must've heard me ushering Adam to go because she immediately teleported back up here.

"Oh my— ADAM AND Y/N!!!"

『Y/N is in they're tree house the archangels built for them. And is currently listening to music』

"Make me not wanna die. Love me rough and let me fly. Get me up, yeah get me high, tie me down don't leave my side~ don't be, a waste of my time..." The song I'm listening to is highschool sweethearts from Melanie Martinez

"Y/N, where are you?" How did Adam find me?! Oh wait... Archangels... "Up here! I'm coming down right now." I wonder how the other archangels are doing... Sure they were over protective but they still cared for me.

I flew down too Adam then gave him a small hug. Lute was also there, standing there with the same stern expression "Today we got a meeting with Lucifers bratty bitch." He and lute looked unexcited for this meeting. "He had a daughter with Lilith? Wow..."

"So, do you wanna join us or are you gonna sit in heaven and just wait for me?" I would sit in heaven because this meeting isn't my business... But I really wanna see what the princess of hell look like.

"Okay! I wanna go because why not!" I bet the princess of hell looks hmm, scary! She probably has all sharp teeth and probably EXTREMELY sharp nails! And her personality is probably, rude, mean, disrespectful, and crude!

"when are we going?" He smirked at my enthusiasm... Why... "In about 30 minutes. Be excited." Lute Patted my head. "Yaya!! Adam... I wanna be picked up." I raised my arms in the air. Waiting for him to pick me up. Which he did do.

"Why the fuck do you act and look like a seven year old but your supposed to be what? 13 or 15 now?" He grabbed my by my leg causing me to hang upside down. "Hey!" I gave him a offended look which he laughed at.

"Sir. You gotta finish the paperwo–" "Give me a fucking minute. I'll finish it after this dumbass meeting." "You said that last time and I had to finish it for you because you didn't finish it." Lute obviously mumbled that under her breath.

"Alright. Who built you this treehouse?" Adam then suddenly changed the subject. "Oh. The archangels. This is where I talked really loud! Usually I'm by myself..." I laughed to myself.

"Oh. That's depressing as fuck." Adam gave me a 'Damn. That sucks.' type of look. "It's fine. You can't have everything. And that for me is friends." "SHIT!" Adam covered his mouth... So why the fuck does it look like he about to laugh😒

"G-God damn... At least when you tell me a lie about having friends I'll know you lying..." "OMG ADAM WHAT THE HECK!!!" "How the FUCK, are you in heaven but have ZERO friends...." "Oh so you think just because you run an army you the shit?" "AND I DO! I DO! I SURE AS FUCK DO!" "BRO! YOU ASSHOLE!"

We literally spent the whole time bickering about me have any friends... Wow guys. Lute was recording the whole thing. Good for her.

"Ah fuck, its almost time to head out, anyways I'll be there as a hologram." Adam statement had me at shock for a minute. "Wait, you ain't going?" I asked. "Nah. I'm not going down... There." He held a face of disdain. "Alright... Me and lute will go." "Alright."

『You, Adam, and lute was sitting in the heaven embassy waiting for the princess to arrive』

"Urggg, where the fuck is she..." Adam groaned when leaning on his chair. "Just wait sir." Lute grumbled, clearly growing inpatient too. "How about I go out and wait until she arrives? I haven't went into my little angel form in daaays, it'll be nice to feel small again!" I requested and smiled at the two.

"Don't get caught." Adams voice was muffled but I heard it well enough. I turned into my little angel form and flew outside the office room and spotted a blonde girl coming through the door.
"Hello!?" Her voice sounds... Sweet?!

"Is that the... Princess? Didn't see that coming..." I muttered to myself and laughed lightly. "Hellooo." She said once again. She then walked to the desk and once again said, "Helllloooooooo.... Creepy." She grimaced at the lack of reply and awkwardly tapped the bell.

My dad's golden paper and quilt flew down infront of her. "Okay... Also creepy..." Nonetheless she signed the paper. Once she did the paper quickly flew back up and the door to the office opened.

She reluctantly walked in and I immediately and quickly flew in after her without her seeing me. But Adam did see me and I landed on his palm. "eh, hellooo?" "Sup." The lights then turned on revealing everyone.

The sudden appearance scared her and she fell on the ground, messing up her beautiful blonde hair. "Oh! Shit! Hi! Hi! I'm Charlie! My dad asked me to be here!" "Yeah I know." What a simple and boring response.

"Well... It's nice to meet you!" She held her hand out, probably expecting a handshake. "Totallllly nice to meet you too." Oh! He's being... Nice? Wait a minute... She walked towards him and was gonna give him a handshake, until her hand went through his. "WOAHG!"

Her face went into shock. "HA! I FUCKING GOT YOU! Did you fucking see that?!" He looked at me and lute. I nodded enthusiastically and laughed while lute just nodded. So professional! She's so cool😅

"Good shit." Adam turned back to look at Charlie. "Wait so... You aren't here?" "Ha, no. You think I'd come down there? Haha I mean don't get me wrong! I love the vibe totally, love your toons! Pretty fucking hardcore don't get me wrong. But it's such a bummer man~ everything down there is just... URG! like you know? Ew..."

"Wow. Such good way to describe something..." I rolled my... Wait nevermind I rolled my eyes in my mind because I am currently NOT in normal form... As my father continues eating ribs Sloppily.

"Riiiight. Anyways I am super happy we got to have this opportunity to meet! I have this passion project that I want to talk—" "Woah woah woah! Slow down we got time~ how about we get to know each other hmm? How about some lunch? Hmm? I got chuuu'! Here's my person favorite. You'll looove it." If she falls for this...

"Uh thanks..." She once again tries touching the food but her hand went through it. "HAHAHAHA! I GOT YOU AGAIN BITCH! HAHAHA! FUCKING HILARIOUS!! HAHA!" As my dad continue laughing, I couldn't help but laugh myself when I saw Charlie's unamused face.

"Alright then... That's enough of hubby form." As I say that I turn back into my child... Or humane? Form... I don't look humane though... I don't even know anymore.

"Huh... Oh... What are you? You don't look like any regular angel." She stared at me for about 2 seconds. "A... Angel? I don't know. Don't ask me." I sat down at a random chair.

"Well..." "You should take a seat... Your In for a treat..." I slowly pushed her too a chair that was on the opposite side of the room. And she slowly sat down.

"Soooo! Too getting to know each other~" Adam smirks. "Oh noo...."

"So I was playing this gig! And for some fucking reason this virtue chick decided to hit on the drummer!" Adam was currently explaining his entire weekend from Friday too Sunday... And I was deadass INTERESTED?! "WHAT?! How dare she!" I gasped in shock... "Right! And it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam! I'm the original dick! I raised a kid who is right under God in power himself! You think you want childless drummer dick?! No fucking way! I'm the dick fucking master!" Charlie looked uninterested in the conversation until he mentioned me.

Dad continued eating his ribs while I just kept playing with small stars I made In my hands. And occasionally taking one of Adams ribs... "So then we fucked and it was awesome... Mhg, what did you do this weekend?" "WAIT! your name is Adam?! Like the first man Adam- ohhh... That explains so much." "I know I fucking rock." Was the only thing he said as he holds a 🤘 gesture.

She then turned towards me and looked at me shocked. "Wait! YOUR the creature my dad told me about! He said When he fell from heaven he saw you with my grandfather!" Charlie smiled wide and pointed towards me. "Right... Sure." I only nodded.

As a child, I always felt a little overwhelmed when people talk about my status or rank in the angels... Because technically I'm not apart of... ANYTHING.

She must've noticed my discomfort because she switched back to talkin' to Adam... "Well Adam! Sir! Mr. Adam sir!" she smiled awkwardly. "Call me dickmaster." "Adam."

"You seem like a smart, well, stand up guy!" She paused when trying to find the right words to say. "Uh-huh." "He's very straight forwards." Whattt? He is. "And I know you! Are the leader of the angels and you are a big thinker, a Revolutionist! A genius!" My dad smirked, obviously she's feeding his ego hugely. "I mean- your words babe!" "I wanna kill- eat something." I just randomly blurted that out...

"Who would really love to put his name on something!" She smirked when she felt like her plan was going good. "I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING MY NAME ON SHIT! Shits the best!" He was so childish you'd think I was the adult... My dad's adorable guys.😃

"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" Charlie waved he hands in the air. "Oh yeah, herpes, that's a bitch." "Ew! Ick..." I said and Adam sat down. "No! Our other... biggest problem!" Charlie looked like she still had hope for him.

"Uhh ugly people." Adam smirked and looked at... The wall? "That's a problem." I laughed. "OH WAIT! MATH!" I blurted. "Global warming? No wait." "Yeah that's earth's problem. They gotta do better." "Uhhh. Love?" "OH OH OH! I GOT ONE! TOO MUCH DEMONS–" Charlie smiled at me for a second. "ARE GOING BROKE!" And then it went away.

"That's a good one kid, but it's probably the women down there are hideous." "okay maybe... But how will we fix that?" "Deliver makeup?". "Nah. That's too nice."

"And when she still expects you to pay the check!? And then your like, "Hey I thought you wanted equality!!" He quoted something..."NO!! OUR SHARED PROBLEM OF OVERPOPULATION IN HELL!" She blurted out of slight anger.

"Oh! Pft, that ain't a problem! My dad and sister got that covered!" I smiled pridefully. "Exactly! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" Adam then turned to lute. "Got a good 275 this year sir." She said.

"Woahhh!" I smiled and hugged her. "Woah! Nice! Badass! Awesome job danger tits! Pound it!" He held up his fist for a fist pumb which she returned. "Uhm! Not awesome nor woah! You know those are my people right?" "Do your people even respect you?" I asked and she looked at me with slight anger. "Ohhh right. That must suck for you, pft, hahahaha!" He laughed.

"But these are souls. Human souls like the one you have up there in heaven." oh boy... "They're not the same. They had they're chance and they earned damnation." "Everyone makes mistakes! People make mistakes!" "angels don't make mistakes."

I made a mistake yesterday when I accidentally burnt Sera's kitchen. "You really think that?" "I know that." and then Adam wanna butt in. "Yeah! I never made a mistake in my fucking life!" He literally said that while fucking swearing!

"The only reason why your still here because your father gave you and your hellborn kind a pass from an Exorcist blade." Suddenly the room went red. And lute walked closer to Charlie and circled around her. "How does that make you feel? To know how little you matter." She then walked back to my dad... Yeesh... I bet Charlie's  confidence lowered with that one...

"Woooops we're almost out of time, I guess we should get into it." Charlie then eyes shot wide open. "Oh! Fuck!" She scrambled over and balanced herself on the chair. "Okay! I have a lot to get through!" She spawned pictures and little drawings "But not a lot of time and I feel like you wasn't listening to me before so here it goes! Ehem!!" She cleared her throat before starting.

Charlie- "I know Hell's population is out of control! It's a bad situation it's taking a toll! If we rehap these sinners and cleanse all their souls, at my hazbin hotelll wait! I'm getting ahead of myself! Right, extermination!"

The thing I could do was just shake my head at her most likely failed attempt that's about to happen. She put down her hotel picture and then pulled out the picture of angels coming to kill demons. Why the fuck does the pictures gotta look childish as fuck...

Charlie- "I know you guys fly down to kill once a year, and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here! If they join you in heaven that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell!!"

she took a deep breath and then pulled out a picture with demon and angels holding hands.

Charlie- "IT'LL BE A HAPPY DAY IN HE—"

Adam: "Let me stop you right there save us all precious time."

Charlie- "Oh okay..."

Adam: "if what your suggesting Is letting them climb up the ladder, oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates!"

Charlie: "Well- I- uh..."

He then turned around in his chair and checked his gloved nails. I flew upside down towards Charlie

Adam: "Sorry sweetie but theres no defying they're fates! Because hell is forever whether you like it or not!"

He stood up on the table and grabbed my hand in the process. Oh and the plate of ribs fell.

Adam: "HAD they're chance to behave better!"

Charlie then flew upwards too see heaven and the golden gates that protected it, then fell in a bloody hot pot that my dad was... Ew mixing.

Y/N: "Now they boil in a pot!"

Charlie tried climbing the her way too heaven

Adam- "Cause the rules are black and white! Theres no use on tryin' to fight it! They're burning for they're burnin' for they're lives until we kill em' again!"

When Charlie makes it up the ladder she finds us and a blade to her face from lute. But everything went back too normal.

Adam: "Just try to chillax babe, your wasting you breath."

Charlie: eh-hehehe

Y/N: "Did I hear you imply that they DON'T deserve death?! Are they winners are they sinners cause' it's cut and dryyy~"

Charlie: "Well actually- if you take a look—"

Adam:"Fair is fair!!! An eye for an eye yeah!"

Adam then flew into the air with me, causing clouds to form and a random joint of light to form in the room above Adam.

Y/N: "When all said and done! (Said and done!) there's the question of funnn! (Fun)"

We slowly walked down on the clouds

Adam: "And with those of us with divine ordainment~ EXTERMINATION IS ENTERTAINMENT!!"

We flew back up and started... I don't know, dancing around the room while Adam was air guitaring.

Adam: "ber her ner ner no no no! Guitar solo fuck yeah! Ah! Dah dah dah dah no no no no!"

Adam then started clapping in the air.

Adam: "Hell is forever whether you like or not!"

Y/N: "Had they're chance, to behave better! Now they boil in a POT!"

Golden exterminators showed up in front of Charlie and started clapping with my father

Adam: "Cause' the rules! Are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burnin' fo they're lives until we kill em' again!!"

Adam gave lute a fist bump while his other hand gave me a rough rub on the head. He then flew in a small circle and spawned his golden guitar. Sooo I did too!

Adam: "FUCKIN' HELL IS FOREVER AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK A LOT!!"

Y/N: "SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOR BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOTTT!"

I smiled and smirked at her when she got angry and showed a little of her demonic form.

Y/N: "Long as my dad has your attention,"

Adam: "I guess I should probably mention, that we made the determination!!"

A golden paper formed in my dad hands and it read 'Fuck you, I do whatever I want!!' and flew closer too her.

Adam: "To move up the next extermination!"

Charlie: "What?!"

She tried grabbing the paper but dad made it disappear before she could.

Y/N: "Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts."

I smirked at her with pride and joy evident.

Adam: "Can't wait a WHOLE year to slaughter those little cunts! I know it's just been a week, BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN SIX MONTHS!!!"

Adam grabbed her wrist and threw her out the office. She did a little twirl. He did a guitar solo and I just waves goodbye to her while the door closes.

"Well... That was definitely a productive meeting. But was singing necessary?" I looked at him and he just smiled without a care in the world "No, but it was fuckin' awesome!" He laughed. "Fair enough!" I gave him a huge hug and he actually returned it.