Size Doesn't Matter

Wang_puppy:
Do you think Yugyeom prays to this username everyday?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Everyday, every night.

Imjaebeom has added Markypoo to the chat.

Markypoo:
Why was I removed for four hours?

OtterJae:
Because, Jaebeom was making a joke about America and we didn't know if you'd appreciate it or not.

Markypoo:
Wow Jaebeom. That's cold.

Imjaebeom:
I just added you back to this chat, I could just easily remove you.

Markypoo:
Anyway, I was gonna ask you guys if you wanted to join Joon and I for lunch.

Jinyoungie:
Is it just you two?

Markypoo:
No, he has other friends believe it or not.

OtterJae:
Names? And what do they look like?

Markypoo:
Park Jimin (right), Jung Hoseok (left) and Kim Taehyung (center).

Jinyoungie:
As much as I hate saying no-
Wait, what am I talking about? I love saying no, so no.

OtterJae:
Sorry, Mark. I don't want to either.

Markypoo:
If Youngjae says no that means everyone is gonna say no now.
I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow?

Imjaebeom:
Just you?

Markypoo:
We'll see.

Crab Busters

Gyeomiebear:
His friends are hot.

Bammiebamsurmum:
That is really off topic, Yugyeom...but you right.

Wang_puppy:
What if Mark spots us at the cafeteria?

Jinyoungie:
What if he does? Who cares? We are helping you out, we aren't stalking them or anything.

Imjaebeom:
And if they do approach us, we got your back, Jackson.

Wang_puppy:
Thanks guys.

OtterJae:
No problem, I just want my best friend back. But I'm happy helping another friend.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Where are we gonna meet up?

Jinyoungie:
Let's meet at the cafeteria. Whoever gets there first, must save a spot for the six of us.

Gyeomiebear:
Got it.

~
The first person who ended up at the cafeteria was Bambam along with Youngjae. They walked down together quickly, as they realised that Kim Taehyung was in their class.

He didn't notice the boys, he just sat down at a table in the middle by himself. The two boys made sure they sat far away from the center, straight into the left corner of the room.

Next to appear was Yugyeom and Jinyoung, they had a faint sweat on their foreheads, but it didn't go unnoticed by Youngjae. The generous boy had pulled out some tissues for them, which they happily obliged and wiped their sweat off.

Yugyeom sat next to the left side of Bambam, Jinyoung sat beside Youngjae on the other side. They began small talk, which would end in laughter or someone hitting one another.

The man of the hour walked in with his tall boyfriend beside him. This caught Yugyeom's eye sight, he nudged his friend pointing at them subtly.

Bambam looked over, rolled his eyes, then went back to his conversation with Youngjae.

Right after the couple walked in, Jaebeom and Jackson made their entrance. Jaebeom spotted to the Jinyoung just by looking at his hair, he grabbed Jackson's wrist dragging him over to his friends.

"Now the gangs all here!" Youngjae cheered clapping his hands like a child.

Jaebeom sat next to Jinyoung, Jackson sitting on Bambam's right. They all pull out their lunch and start eating.

Bambam made some comments about the guys walking past, but none of them seemed as interesting compared to the man in the center.

Jackson chin is yanked away from that direction, he sees Bam's eyes staring back into his. Bambam shakes his head letting go of his chin.

"Jackson, look at her!" Yugyeom yells slapping the older males shoulder.

A bunch of people turn around looking at the mushroom, his cheeks go red as he covers them in embarrassment.

Youngjae's laughter erupts, getting everyone else at the table to laugh at the younger kid. Bambam rubbed Yugyeom's shoulder as a coping mechanism to stop him from being shy.

Yugyeom looked up from his feet, eyes widening and his head shoots back down. Everyone looks around the table confused, until Bam notices why Yugyeom did it.

"Crabs and Americano are coming here with their friends."

A silent swear was released from Jinyoung under his breath, resulting in Jaebeom wrapping an arm around his friend.

Namjoon and Mark were closest to the table, all boys feeling no kind of nervousness, all except one. Jackson maintained eye contact with his so called friend, a smirk prominent on Joon's face. 

"Do you mind if we sit here?" Is all Namjoon asked, but already got given an eye roll from Jinyoung.

"Um, actually I do-"

Jaebeom slapped his hand over Jinyoung's mouth, smiling at the strangers in front of him. He glances at the people at the table all in their own conversations.

Jaebeom sighs and nods his head, scooting over for them to fit on. Yugyeom gets the hint, moving over as well.

The group smiles, taking a seat. Jimin next to Jaebeom, and Taehyung beside Jimin. Hoseok next to Jackson, then Namjoon and last but not least Mark.

Mark clears his throat, gaining everyone's attention. All eyes were on him, he gulps nervously deciding to speak still.

"So, you guys couldn't sit with me. But you can all sit here together without me?" He asked offended.

"When you put it like that, yes we did."

"Jinyoung, don't be a smartass."

"Why did you do this?" Mark questioned still sad that his friends left him out of this.

"Because, we are doing something that doesn't need to involve you."

"Jinyoung you're not allowed to answer anymore questions." Is all Jaebeom had to say to shut up the guy beside him.

The table goes silent, not the comfortable kind. The tension building up could be cut with a knife.

Bambam softly whispers to Jackson about all the women and men around them. Jackson giving short answers back like, "eh, she's not my type" and "he looks alright" But no one had his attention except for the brown haired man at the end of the table.

Jackson decided to pull out his phone and text Jinyoung his problem.

Wang_puppy and Jinyoungie chat

Wang_puppy:
I know what my sexuality is.

~

Jinyoung feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulling it out after unlocking it, a silent gasp exits his mouth. He looks at Jackson excited, then types something back.

Wang_puppy and Jinyoungie chat

Jinyoungie:
You're gay.

Wang_puppy:
Only gay for Mark Tuan.

~
A deep sigh is heard across the table, as Jinyoung retreats his phone back into his pocket. He shoots his friend a reassuring smile, Jackson returning the gesture.

"Oi, Jackson look at those thighs." Bambam stated pointing at one boy with big doe like eyes.

"Bammie, no!" Yugyeom said, laughing.

"Why? He's fit!"

"That's my friend, Jungkook. He's crushing major on a guy right now, I don't think he would want to date someone."

"Like how you're crushing on Bambam?" Jinyoung jokes earning a chuckle from Jaebeom.

"Oh my gosh, this is super irrelevant." Yugyeom groaned annoyed already.

Bambam grabbed his hand on the table. Yugyeom immediately stiffens, his cheeks becoming another shade of pink.

"Hey, do you guys see that?" Youngjae asks laughing while pointing at their hands.

"Yugbam is real!" Jaebeom exclaims.

"Yugyeom and Bambam, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Jinyoung sang clapping his hands to the imaginary beat.

Jackson's hyena laugh busts through earning a loud laugh from the five boys he had become good friends with.

All 6 of the Crab Busters ignored the new comers sitting beside them, enjoying their own little click of jokes and chats throughout the entirety of lunch.