Size Doesn't Matter

Gyeomiebear:
Do you guys like cheese sticks?

Imjaebeom:
Yugyeom, it's like 1:31am. Why do you wanna know?

OtterJae:
I like cheese sticks!

Gyeomiebear:
Would you prefer a long cheese stick, or a short cheese stick?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yugyeom it doesn't matter about your size, you're fine.

Gyeomiebear:
I know, but I wanna hear what the others have to say.

Wang_puppy:
Who cares about your cheese stick? Mark obviously loves Namjoon's short, sticky one.

Jinyoungie:
*throws a pair of sunglasses*

Imjaebeom:
Why did you do that?
Do you guys know what sleep is?

Jinyoungie:
Because we throw shade in this chat.

Gyeomiebear:
You obviously don't know what sleep is either, Jaebeom. You're here talking to us!

Bammiebamsurmum:
If we were next to each other, I'd high five you so hard, YG.

OtterJae:
I would too!

Imjaebeom:
Stop!
I'm going to sleep, no one better text anything in the chat.

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Jinyoungie:
Anything.

Imjaebeom has removed Jinyoungie from the chat.

OtterJae:
Why did you just remove your wife?

Imjaebeom:
He's not my wife, tf?
And because I can't handle his smartass personality at the moment.
I'm just worried about Mark.

Wang_puppy:
What's there to worry about? He's got Namjoon.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You know Mark is still in this chat right?

Wang_puppy has removed Markypoo from the chat.

Imjaebeom:
I don't trust that Namjoon guy.

OtterJae:
He's seems nice, just not for Mark.

Gyeomiebear:
I never met this guy. Who is he?

Wang_puppy:
A crab loving freak, who decided it would be cool to join our group chat and destroy whatever kind of relationship I was gonna have with Mark!

Imjaebeom:
Oof.
Hold up.

Imjaebeom has added Jinyoungie to the chat.

Imjaebeom:
We got some tea, Jinyoungie!

Jinyoungie:
I know you removed me, asshat. But whatever, spill it bois!!

OtterJae:
Jackson is jealous of Namjoon "taking" Mark from him.

Wang_puppy:
What do you mean by "taking"?

Jinyoungie:
You were too much of a pussy to make him yours to begin with, he's slipped right through your fingers.

Wang_puppy:
I didn't know if Mark liked me back.

Imjaebeom:
Don't even try that bullshit excuse! You knew Mark liked you.

Wang_puppy:
I was scared.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Scared of what?

Wang_puppy:
Not being able to fully know what I want, I didn't want him to go through with that.
I still don't know if I like girls, or boys, or maybe both!

Imjaebeom:
That's why you experiment, you dumb bitch.

Wang_puppy:
Experiment?

Jinyoungie:
Yes duh, you go out with a female and see how you feel. Then you go out with a male. You compare your feelings and then you settle what you want.

Wang_puppy:
That makes so much sense.
How would I do that though?

OtterJae:
Jackson, we'll help you if you want.

Gyeomiebear:
Yeah I'm fine with helping you decide what your sexuality is.

Imjaebeom:
We'll just sit down at lunch and point at random people.
Totally normal lol.

OtterJae:
WAIT!
DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE FINALLY HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER?!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oh my god, it does too.

OtterJae:
Hell yeah!! I'm really excited now!!

Jinyoungie:
Mark is not allowed to know about this. We'll add him back to this chat but we'll create another one without him.
Any name suggestions.

Gyeomiebear:
6 Boomers.

Imjaebeom:
That is an revolting name.

Bammiebamsurmum:
It's not that bad lol.

Jinyoungie:
No, it's pretty bad.

Gyeomiebear:
Crab Busters?

Imjaebeom:
That's the one!
Operation Crab Busters is a go!