Big Willies

Wang_puppy:
Hey, can I add my friend to this chat?

Imjaebeom:
Guy or girl?

Wang_puppy:
Guy, why?

Imjaebeom:
We are all gay, I don't want her to feel weird.

OtterJae:
Is it your really tall friend? You know the one that laughs weirdly.

Wang_puppy:
What do you mean by weirdly?

OtterJae:
His laugh is similar to when you're squeezing a windex bottle.

Wang_puppy:
Yes, it is that friend.

Bammiebamsurmum:
What does he look like?

Wang_puppy:

Markypoo:
He's cute.

Jinyoungie and Wang_puppy chat

Jinyoungie:
I wouldn't add your friend to the chat.

Wang_puppy:
Why?

Jinyoungie:
Cause Mark's gonna hit on him.

Wang_puppy:
No he won't.
Mark likes me.

Jinyoungie:
We'll just see then.

Big Willies

OtterJae:
You can add him if you want, Jackson.

Wang_puppy:
Thank you, Youngjae.

Wang_puppy has added Crabsboy to the chat

Jinyoungie:
Crabsboy?

Crabsboy:
Yeah? What's wrong with it?

Jinyoungie:
I don't know, maybe because it kinda sounds like you have crabs.

Crabsboy has changed their name to Joonie

Joonie:
Is that better?

Markypoo:
What's your name, handsome?

Joonie:
My name is Kim Namjoon. And you are?

Markypoo:
Mark Tuan.

Joonie:
Ooh! I know you, you are that guy from America!

Markypoo:
Finally, someone knows me.
Thanks, cutie ;)

Jinyoungie:
We know you, you're just embarrassing to be with.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Can we add Yugyeom back yet?

Imjaebeom:
Someone change the group chat name.

OtterJae:
Okay, I will!

Jinyoungie:
Watch him turn it into something happy and soft.

OtterJae has changed the group chat name to Size Doesn't Matter

Wang_puppy:
Very soft and happy, Jinyoung.

Joonie:
Um, am I missing something?
I'm confused.

Markypoo:
You aren't missing anything in your looks, I don't know why you're confused.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Jinyoung removed Yugyeom like the savage he is because of the group chat name.

Imjaebeom:
Mark, you're so lonely.
It's making me sad.

Markypoo:
No, I just want a man.

Joonie:
Your man has arrived ;)

Jinyoungie:
Why am I so good at predicting the future?

OtterJae:
What do you mean?

Jinyoungie:
You'll see in a bit, if my further prediction is right.

Imjaebeom:
I lowkey kinda ship Namjoon and Mark.
Is that weird?

Wang_puppy:
Very weird.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oooh! Jinyoung I get what you mean now.
Sskksksskksks.

OtterJae:
Jackson it is very weird isn't it?

Markypoo:
I don't find it weird.
Thank you for noticing me, Namjoon.

Joonie:
It's okay, Mark. Don't forget to love yourself <3

Markypoo:
Guys, I'm blushing.

Joonie:
That's adorable, Mark.

Wang_puppy has removed Joonie from the chat.

Wang_puppy:
Problem solved.

Wang_puppy has added Gyeomiebear to the chat.

Jinyoungie:
New problem begins.

Gyeomiebear:
Whoever changed the group name is gonna have my love forever.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I CHANGED IT!!

Imjaebeom:
Oh my god...

Gyeomiebear:
Bambam, I love you!!

Markypoo:
Okay, chill.
You guys have only known each other for like a week.

Jinyoungie:
News check. Mark you fell in love with Jackson when you saw his face, then you almost dated his friend Namjoon in the time span of 30 minutes.

Gyeomiebear:
This is what I missed out on?

Bammiebamsurmum:
You were gone too long, brother.

Imjaebeom:
Welcome back, Yugyeom!

OtterJae:
Size doesn't matter here, okay?

Gyeomiebear:
IT ISN'T EVEN THAT SMALL!

Bammiebamsurmum:
I'll believe it when I see it.

Jinyoungie:
And this is where we remove the two idiots from this group.

Imjaebeom:
What do you mean by two?
If you had to remove idiots it would be Mark, Jackson and then Bams and Yugyeom.

OtterJae:
Yay!! I'm not an idiot!

Jinyoungie:
Remove Youngjae too.

OtterJae:
Why?

Jinyoungie:
You were dumb enough to create this group chat. And we now have a bunch of relationships blooming.

OtterJae:
All I can say is...

Wang_puppy:
Is?

OtterJae:
You're welcome :)