Youngjae's Funeral Service

OtterJae changed the groupchat name to 'False Alarm, I'm just an overthinker'

Bammiebamsurmum:
Hey, buddy, you could have just texted that instead of making it the group name.

OtterJae:
But the suspense!!
Y'all had no idea what Hoseok was going to say, okay?

Jinyoungie:
He was going to say 'yes', Youngjae.
Anyone would be lucky to have you as their boyfriend.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You forgot the "no homo" part, Jinyoung.

GyeomieBear has changed the group chat name to 'No Homo?'

Wang_Puppy:
Dang, I haven't said that to Mark in a while.
I wonder if he thinks I'm into guys, cause I'm totally not.

Imjb:
Don't say that in a groupchat full of idiots, Jackson. They'll believe anything in this chat.
Minus Jinyoung.

Jinyoungie:
*deletes paragraph*

GyeomieBear:
Each day Jaebeom escapes death by doing the bare minimum.

GyeomieBear and Imjb private chat

GyeomieBear:
Teach me your ways.

Imjb:
Have top energy, submissive brat.

GyeomieBear:
I actually am besties with death all of a sudden.

No Homo?

OtterJae:
I'm just excited to have a boyfriend finally, you know?
I could have easily been a homewrecker for any relationship but something deep down told me "no" and im glad I trusted it.
Now my boyfriend is hotter than any of yours. Period.

Markypoo:
Let's not get too cocky, Mr Choi.
Sure Jung Hoseok is Jung Hoseok, but is he a Jackson Wang?

Bammiebamsurmum:
No he's Jung Hoseok.

GyeomieBear:
BAMBAM IS THE EPITOME OF COMEDY
THAT'S WHY HE IS BEST BOYFRIEND
BX4 STANDS FOR BAMBAM BEST BOYFRIEND

Bammiebamsurmum:
Tell 'em, babe.

Jinyoungie:
Having the best boyfriend is not a competition, guys.
Each boyfriend is different in their own unique and beautiful way.

Wang_Puppy:
I second that, Jinyoung.

Jinyoungie:
However, Jaebeom takes the cake if we were comparing.

Wang_Puppy:
Might take back that statement from moments ago.

Markypoo:
Good choice, bro.

GyeomieBear:
"Bro?"

Bammiebamsurmum:
That was a hardcore "bro".

Bammiebamsurmum has changed the groupchat name to 'No Homo, Bro?'

OtterJae:
Whatever, as y'all quarell about whatever you guys were talking about, I'm going to text my wonderful boyfriend.
Cause I don't know if you guys know by now, but I have a boyfriend.
Me of all people!
I gots a man who loves me for me and that's pretty gangster.

Jinyoungie:
Slow down, Romeo. Just a few weeks back you did not want us getting you a boyfriend, so don't boast about said boyfriend now.

Wang_Puppy:
I am definitely seconding this statement.

Jinyoungie:
However, we are very happy for you.
Congratulations, Youngjae.

Wang_Puppy:
STOP SWITCHING UP ON ME DAMMIT!!

a few minutes later

Markypoo:
Just like to report, Jackson is still punching the air right now from Jinyoung's inconsistency.

Jinyoungie:
Like Jaebeom said, people in this chat will jump to quickly into something and believe every word without letting me finish typing.
It is a well earned lesson to learn.

GyeomieBear:
This feels kind of kinky-ish.
Kind of.

Imjb:
At what point did you read over that text and think 'yeah, sounds about right'?

GyeomieBear:
When I pressed send, duh?

Bammiebamsurmum:
No too shabby on the jokes today, babe.
I'm feel like a proud parent watching their kid take their first steps.

Markypoo:
Calm down, Casanova. You'd be the type of parent to teach your kid how to shuffle before walking.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I didn't specify on what steps, Mark.
I'm gonna be the coolest dad.

Wang_Puppy:
You're already a cool daddy to Yugyeom which means you're definitely all set to parenting from taking care of that lanky mushroom.

Jinyoungie:
Burn and a call out at once?
Have y'all been getting the sass from me?

Imjb:
You're a role model, Youngie, of course they have.

Jinyoungie:
Awww, you guys are the lamest and the sweetest!

Markypoo:
Minus the 'lamest' and we might agree with you :)

OtterJae has added 'SunnysideHobster' to the groupchat.

OtterJae:
To break up this cute moment I have decided to add the CUTEST boyfriend over there, MY boyfriend.

SunnysideHobster:
Hey, babe, I kind of don't want to be removed again so why don't we all just settle and not compare each other?
We are all cool in our own ways and I think we should appreciate what is unique about ourselves :)

Wang_Puppy:
On behalf of this entire groupchat I can safely say that we all agree with you, Hoseok.
Thank you for calming this fued.

SunnysideHobster:
BUT YOUNGJAE IS DEFINITELY THE BETTER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I LIKE HIM LOADS

Wang_Puppy has removed SunnysideHobster from the groupchat.

Wang_Puppy:
I ain't playing these games no more.

Jinyoungie:
Spoken like a true Jinyoung enthusiast
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