The Baggy Boys

OtterJae:
Hey, Yugyeom?

Gyeomiebear:
Yes, Youngjae?

OtterJae:
I saw you limping when you were walking out to your car. Are you alright?

Gyeomiebear:
Yeah I'm just a bit sore from last night.

Wang_puppy:
What did you do last night?

Gyeomiebear:
I had to practice for our dance assignment.

OtterJae:
Oh, okay! I hope you feel better, Gyeomie.

Jinyoungie:
The mushroom is lying, we don't have an assignment.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Why don't you tell everyone what we actually did last night, Yugyeom.

Imjaebeom:
Y'all two nasties had sex didn't you?!

Markypoo:
Not sex, they would never! It was just wrestling.

Gyeomiebear:
Yep!
Me and Bammie wrestled for ages.

Jinyoungie:
Bammie and I*

OtterJae:
Maybe I could come watch you wrestle? I'd love to see a wrestling match!

Wang_puppy:
Your innocence needs to be protected forever.

Markypoo:
#protectyoungjae

Imjaebeom:
#protectyoungjae

Jinyoungie:
Youngjae, Yugyeom and Bambam had sex alright. They didn't wrestle, they fucked.

OtterJae:
Oh my gosh!
No they didn't!!
That's terrible!!!
This was supposed to be a friendship group, not a fucking group!

Gyeomiebear:
Skskskskskkssksksksksks

Bammiebamsurmum:
You created this chat, you can't stop anything from happening.

OtterJae:
Did you guys actually have sex?

Gyeomiebear:
Yes, we did.

Gyeomiebear and Bammiebamsurmum chat

Gyeomiebear:
I think they actually believe us.

Bammiebamsurmum:
We are not gonna tell them we stayed up playing mario kart and the loser had to get kicked on the ass, understood?

Gyeomiebear:
Aye aye captain.

The Baggy Boys

Imjaebeom:
*le gasp* I thought you were innocent.

Jinyoungie:
Yugyeom's style of dance, is grinding on the floor any chance he gets.

Wang_puppy:
That's hot.

Markypoo:
I can grind on the floor if you want me to, Jackson.

Imjaebeom:
Boi, you are so whipped.

Markypoo:
And what about it?

Markypoo and Imjaebeom chat

Imjaebeom:
Mark, do you really like Jackson?

Markypoo:
Duh, of course I do. It is kinda obvious.

Imjaebeom:
I do have music with him. We are making a song, I could be partners with him and I can help you.

Markypoo:
That just seems like you're doing my dirty work.

Imjaebeom:
Then stop being a little bitch and talk to this softie.

The Baggy Boys

Bammiebamsurmum:
I always feel insulted coming into this groupchat.

OtterJae:
Why?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Cause I'm not a baggy boy!

Jinyoungie:
You are trashy and baggy. Stop making yourself seem big.

Markypoo:
If you have a problem with the name, just change it.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Fine then.

Bammiebamsurmum has changed the group chat name to 'Big Willies'

Imjaebeom:
We shouldn't of given this kid that option.

Wang_puppy:
It's kinda a compliment.

Jinyoungie:
Wait there's something wrong with the chat.

OtterJae:
Fix it, then. I give up with you guys.

Jinyoungie has removed Gyeomiebear from the chat.

Jinyoungie:
There.

Markypoo:
Why did you remove Yugyeom?

Jinyoungie:
Because the group name is Big Willies.

Bammiebamsurmum:
#savage.

Wang_puppy:
So we aren't gonna add him back?

Imjaebeom:
Probably not.
We'll just have to wait until someone changes the group name.

Markypoo:
We are gonna have six for a while then.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I'm too proud to change the name.