OtterJae and SunnysideHobster private chat

OtterJae:
Hey, Hoseok.

SunnysideHobster:
Hey, Youngjae! How are you?

OtterJae:
Cut the bullcrap of 'how are you?' You know exactly why I'm here and I want you to say it.

SunnysideHobster:
I do? Is it something really important because I will feel bad if I can't remember, Jae.

OtterJae:
There's a rumour going around. How have you not heard it?

SunnysideHobster:
I can't say I have, no. Mind telling me?

OtterJae:
You really trying to manipulate me to exposing my feelings for you when literally your friends and my friends know but haven't told you.
Oh frick...
HOW THE FRICK DO I DELETE MY EXISTENCE, SIRI HELP MEEEE

SunnysideHobster:
Youngjae, I like you too.

This message is pending until OtterJae adds you as a friend.

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OtterJae:
Boys, I fricked up.
Don't reply to Hoseok at all.

Jinyoungie:
Don't have to tell me twice.
Wait.
What gives you the right to tell me what to do?

Gyeomiebear:
IT'S ABOUT TO BE A GIRL FIGHT!

Bammiebamsurmum:
REMIX!

Gyeomiebear:
I DON'T FIGHT!

Bammiebamsurmum:
I DON'T ARGUE!

Gyeomiebear:
I JUST HIT THAT BITCH!

Markypoo:
Stop you two.
Youngjae, what's happened?

Wang_Puppy:
He blocked Hoseok lol.

Jinyoungie:
his feelings? wack.
choi youngjae? wack.
blocked his crush? wack.

Bammiebamsurmum:
hotel? trivago.

OtterJae:
HE USED REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME, I SWEAR!!

Imjb:
I'm with Jinyoung in this one, Youngjae. Just talk with Hoseok in person, on text isn't gonna create a big effect.

Wang_Puppy:
True.

Markypoo:
I'm positive Hoseok likes you back.

OtterJae:
Just as positive as BamBam dying from a bleach infection in his scalp?

Bammiebamsurmum:
listen here, buddy.
My hair is perfectly healthy.

Gyeomiebear and Bammiebamsurmum private chat

Gyeomiebear:
You told me not to grip your hair during sex because some might fall out though?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Do they need to know?

Gyeomiebear:
Jinyoung would love too. I'm exposing your ass.

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Gyeomiebear:
BAMMIE IS BALDING AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE HE TOLD ME WHILE WE WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

Bammiebamsurmum:
You little snitch.
How about I expose the time you had to pee really badly and couldn't hold it anymore because we were on a hiking track and then I had to run down the hill to the car to grab an extra pair of pants?
Oops.

Jinyoungie:
the perfect blackmail, boys.

Imjb:
Anyways, Youngjae, Hoseok likes you a lot so just talk with him. Hoseok can't hurt you.

OtterJae:
That man puts the sun to shame with his smile, he can definitely blind me efficiently enough to kill me.

Markypoo:
Stop going on tumblr so much. Damn.

Wang_Puppy:
Jinyoung? Is that you?

Jinyoungie:
Please, I would of thought of something better than that.

OtterJae:
Do I unblock him?

Imjb:
Yep, then you ask to meet up and confess then.

Gyeomiebear:
Don't be a pussy and do it already.

Bammiebamsurmum:
^^^

OtterJae:
This groupchat was fun while it lasted, boys. I'll see y'all in hell✌

OtterJae has changed the groupchat name to 'Youngjae's Funeral Services'